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Funny story: 09:09 09/09/09 coincidence

09:09 09/09/09 coincidence

Today, numerologists will have noticed that the time and date at one point was 09:09 09/09/09. After an appeal for people affected by this, we received details from a Mr Neil McBride from Dunfermline near Edinburgh in Scotland. He told us he had be...

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Funny story: Football Legend Match Le Fixier Wins Fortune Predicting Exact Time Next Football TV Presenter Will Admit To Cheating

Football Legend Match Le Fixier Wins Fortune Predicting Exact Time Next Football TV Presenter Will Admit To Cheating

Match Le Fixier, the former England footballer, has collected a big win from a well-known bookmakers after betting on a sequence of predictions, most of which have come true. Le Fixier, who is now a sports pundit on satellite TV, placed bets over a...

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Funny story: BoE To Buy Back Toxic Grand National Bets

BoE To Buy Back Toxic Grand National Bets

Bank of England Governor Mervyn King has announced plans to help kick-start the UK economy by buying toxic losing bets on last Saturday's Grand National. The race was won by shock 100/1 outsider Mon Mome, leaving millions of punters out of pocket.

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Funny story: American man wins a 410 million to one bet

American man wins a 410 million to one bet

Today betting company Mafiola paid out the sum of $410 million to an American gambler, who had bet one dollar on an almost impossibly unlikely accumulator bet. At Christmas he had bet that in one week in January the following would all happen - Os...

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Funny story: QEII RIP: online bookmakers outguess Nostradamus prophecy nutters

QEII RIP: online bookmakers outguess Nostradamus prophecy nutters

Cyberspace - (BlackJackBouvier Anonymous Mess): Online spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.con stands to make five billion dollars in a royal strip poker challenge. This will finally bury self important Nostradamus prophecy nut jobs profiting fro...

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Funny story: English Football rocked by betting scandal

English Football rocked by betting scandal

English football has been rocked by yet another betting scandal. Following the recent investigation into the Derby County and Norwich game, officials have been forced to look at more irregular betting patterns. It seems that a certain gambler,...

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Funny story: 66/1 horse named after the Pope to win Ascot's QEII Stakes

66/1 horse named after the Pope to win Ascot's QEII Stakes

Ascot, Berks - (Thoroughbred Mess): A 66/1 chance five year old bay colt by Spectrum (IRA) out of the French (night) mare Dibenoise (by Kendor) who is named after Pope Joe Ratzinger is a betting odds steamer for Saturday's $400,000 Group One Queen El...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Issues Odds on Hurricane Gustav

Las Vegas Issues Odds on Hurricane Gustav

Las Vegas, Nevada (IPP) - Odds makers at the Lost Wages Casino in Las Vegas are betting that New Orleans won't get it right when Hurricane Gustav, currently south of Haiti, approaches New Orleans as a category 4 or 5 hurricane in about six days. O...

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Funny story: Aintgottaprayer.con launches rival 'Dead Christian' email service

Aintgottaprayer.con launches rival 'Dead Christian' email service

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting giant Aintgottaprayer.con has diversified into the lucrative necrology sector after rival website Youvebeenleftbehind.con announced a new service for Christians that sends emails to a...

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Funny story: Bookmakers condemn Church's cynical Good Friday opening hours

Bookmakers condemn Church's cynical Good Friday opening hours

London - (Sacrilegious Mess): Up to 10,000 churches have opened for the first time on Good Friday since the government relaxed laws about gambling with people's credulity last year.

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Funny story: Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

Awful Gambler Wins Money Back

A man who amassed more than £2million of gambling debts has won a court case against bookmakers William Hill, and will have all of his debts wiped clean, says a report.

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Funny story: Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...

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Funny story: Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

Did Hill Do Mitt for 5 Million?

BOSTON, MA - The current campaigns for the nominees to the Republican and Democratic parties has had plenty of twists and intrigues. It remains to be seen whether the latest story making the rounds of diners, water coolers, Tupperware parties, and th...

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Funny story: Bookmakers Ban Blair Bets

Bookmakers Ban Blair Bets

Bookmakers Coral & William Hill have been inundated with a dead 'sherbet' that Tony Blair will be given a knighthood in the New Year's Honours list. There are already so many Sir (insert the name of your choice) B...

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Funny story: England Not Looking Forward To South Africa Mauling - Bookies Reflect This

England Not Looking Forward To South Africa Mauling - Bookies Reflect This

England Rugby manager Brian Ashton, jubilant after his team's momentous semi-final win against France on Saturday, has confessed that he isn't looking forward to another drubbing

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Funny story: Grand National Betting Latest

Grand National Betting Latest

This year's Aintree Grand National on Saturday will herald a victory for Animal Rights activists who have organised a protest against the race.

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