NASHVILLE - Country recording artist Blake Shelton, who also appears as a mentor on the hit show The Voice has come out and voiced his opinion regarding his divorce. Shelton sitting in a Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville told Yippie-Ki-Yay M...
BOULDER, Colorado - The state of Colorado has informed the news media that The Blizzard Beer Brewing Company, which is headquartered in Boulder, has just announced an amazing innovation in the beer industry. Company spokesperson Kylee Londonlight,...
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - Anheuser-Busch announced today that in light of the difficult economic times, they are making a change in the mascots for Bud Lite and their other alcoholic products. "Feeding 250 Clydesdales that weigh up to 2300 lbs. each...
BERLIN - Police in Berlin have broken up the notorious Arizona Underground Marijuana Smuggling Operation. The highly intricate pot distribution program was the brainchild of the Tucson-based Salami Brothers, Jorge, Hernando, and Timmy. Berlin p...
MILWAULKEE - The fans of the Milwaukee Bucks are starting to chant "Go Yucks" at their home games. Coach Larry Drew's team's record is a very dismal 8-37. The Bucks are in last place in the entire 30 team league. One fan who refused to give his...
EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...
DOVER, Delaware - Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has just become one of the state's most hated individuals. The senator introduced a bill that would ban any homeless people from residing within the state. The senator was asked by American S...
MIAMI - In an effort to try and quell the bad publicity that the Dolphins organization has been thrust into due to the playground antics of offensive guard Richie Incognito the organization is offering fans a great deal. A spokesperson for the Dol...
Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...
NASHVILLE - One of country music's biggest party hounds, Blake Shelton, has been told by several close friends that he really needs to get himself into rehab as his beer drinking is getting a little bit on the out-of-hand side. The 6-foot-5-inch t...
A patron at a local bar, a self proclaimed "redneck," recently got into a heated discussion about politics with what many people would describe as "hipsters." "I was just tryin' to relax, bout ta start in on ma' eighth PBR," said Vern McDern, "the...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...
NASHVILLE - There appears to be some trouble a-brewin' in the Blake Shelton-Miranda Lambert household. Word from a very reliable, inside source tells Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that the little bitty Miranda has just about had her fill of the tall drin...
Beer pong wasn't a big campus rage when I went to college. Back then, it was different. But the overall concept of getting smashed out of our skulls was the same "ends justify the means" of the contemporary college drinking game. Most of the differences between Beer Pong then and now are just minutia inside the trivia. The variations don't add up to anything. And by anything, I translate this i...
Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...
DETROIT - Ted Nugent finished performing a benefit concert at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum when he spoke backstage with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine. Nugent who is 64, is perhaps the most anti-gun control advocate in the nati...
LOS ANGELES - A source who works at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Lindsay Lohan (patient #73013) wants to leave the rehab center so bad she can taste it. The source stated to BPT's Carolina Ch...
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