Today Ed Miliband accused PM David Cameron of shamelessly accepting money to advertise the release of The Beatles back catalogue on iTunes. Miliband claims that a recent speech Cameron made to party members contained multiple references to Beatle songs. Below are a few edited highlights of that very speech. Some people said the conservative party was finished and that either I'm a loser, or...
The Stones classic 19th Nervous Breakdown is to be reissued next Monday on iTunes in tribute to Manchester United's record breaking 19th Premiership title success - and as a direct snub to Merseyside, and Liverpool fans in particular. A spokesman...
LONDON - Former Beatles member Paul McCartney has just announced that he is engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Chatsworth Wiggonholt of Ta Ta For Now News stated that McCartney is worth in the neighborhood of $800 million [£489,000 U.K.]. Wig...
LONDON - Prior to the Royal Wedding Day, Kate Middleton had confided to her sister Pippa that she had a wedding night surprise for William that she knew was going to literally knock his Royal socks off. And reports from Brompton Boxgrove of The Ti...
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber has stated that he will be going into The West Coast Woodstock Recording Studio located in Tarzana to record a CD featuring updated Beatles songs. Bieber, who has rewritten most of the songs that will be appearing on th...
News from the Entertainment world and Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr's house has been demolished. As usual though with such dealings, nothing quite went to plan. The story has been hovering for a while and due to legal wrangling only just happened bu...
Raploch, Stirling is hosting its first ever Beatles Weekend in September 2011, when tribute bands from all over Europe will be descending on the troubled estate for 2 days of nostalgia. To celebrate the occasion, local group The Buckfast Five are releasing their own takes on Fab Four classics. Tracklisting is - I Want To Hold Your Jacket Please Mr Postman (Geez Ma Giro) Can...
LIVERPOOL - Sir Paul McCartney flew into his home town of Liverpool to visit the Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum which houses hundreds of Beatles memorabilia, relics, and artifacts. McCartney had heard about the museum being broken into on...
A Liverpool road was forced to close last night after fans made a deluge outside the hotel where Canadian singer, Justin Bieber, was staying ahead of his concert at the weekend. Bieber, who is just 17 said, "Do you want to know a secret? Everybod...
Shy and retiring Ex-Oasis singer Liam Gallagher told fans to be patient this week as his new band 'Beady Eye' released their debut album 'Different Gear,Still Speeding' this week. 'The Music Press made a big deal of our first single bombing but what the F**k Do They Know?' said Liam. ' They're a set of W*****s the F*****g lot of 'em. The B*****d B***bags haven't got a clue. I'm the best F*****g...
LIVERPOOL - The curator of the Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum Bickerton T. Featherstone has reported that overnight thieves broke into the museum and made off with some valuable Beatles memorabilia, artifacts, mementos, and relics.
Former wife and still a huge fan of George Harrison, Patti Boyd told "Best in British Rock" yesterday that the late Beatle, George Harrison, meant his song's tune to be a tribute to the Mo-Town sound but was sued before he could talk to the people th...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Richard Starkey, aka Ringo Starr, 70, sat in his mansion Yellow Submarine Estates, nestled in the Hollywood Hills with a look of sheer satisfaction showing on his face. The man who had been the drummer for the greatest band in hi...
LIVERPOOL, U.K.-A new recording of The Beatles, circa 1961, has been unearthed in the home of semi-retired cabby, Barnabas Q. Plumfrock. The recording, long rumored to be fatuous, was found in the hope chest set at the end of Mr. Plumfrock's bed.
Mean Mr. Mustard, made famous in the Beatles song of the same name, died yesterday at the age of 96 of complications of pneumonia. Mustard has been sleeping in the park lately for the past 50 years and that may have contributed to his illness, source...
A lot of Justin Bieber fans are now claiming that Justin is more popular than Elvis Presley and they might be right if a poll were taken today, but we doubt it. For one thing, there are still too many lady boomers around. However, if the claim...
Eight Pills a Day (To Beatles' Eight Days a Week) Ooh I need a doctor, Don't you know it's true. Cause I have bursitis, Dementia and the flu. Aspirin, Ben Gay, pain pills, oi vey, Got to take my meds babe, Eight pills a day. Got a heart condition, Liver's shot to hell. And the water weight gain, Is making my feet swell. Aspirin, Ben Gay, pain pills, oi vey, Ain't got nothin' b...
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