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Funny story: Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Actress Mia Farrow has told reporters that her son may not be the offspring of her former husband Woody Allen but belong to first husband, Frank Sinatra. "I'm pretty sure he belongs to my first husband, Old Blue Eyes, not Old Balloon Eyes", she wa...

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Funny story: Kanye West Says That He Will Make Jimmy Kimmel Lick His Shoes For Disrespecting Him

Kanye West Says That He Will Make Jimmy Kimmel Lick His Shoes For Disrespecting Him

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West is reportedly angrier that Kirstie Alley with an empty family-sized bag of Doritos. The hip hop rapper is furious and pretty near foaming at the mouth over the way he says Jimmy "The Chump" Kimmel disrespected him on his la...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Explains The Baby Bump Rumors

Britney Spears Explains The Baby Bump Rumors

LOS ANGELES - It's no secret that since being fired from X-Factor last year, Britney Spears has become a bit of a recluse in the world of glitz and glamour. She has gone from being on the spotlight before 20 million viewers of Simon Cowell's talen...

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Funny story: Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

BEVERLY HILLS - Simon Cowell was so happy when he announced that he is going to have a baby boy that he did not realize that he had lost his British accent. Cowell, who is known as The Count of Criticism among half a dozen other names, said that h...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West certainly know how to turn a buck. Both have the uncanny ability to make money appear out of thin air. West just returned from Kazakhstan where he performed a concert and was paid the amazing sum of...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who is 44, has just told her fiancé Justin Theroux, 42, that she would love to have a baby before her 50th birthday. Aniston has not hidden the fact that she is really getting tired of waiting around for Justin to...

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Funny story: Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, who gained notoriety as Octomom, recently remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has developed a crush on Anthony Weiner. Suleman, who is the mother of 14 children, stated to Carolina Chipotle as the two sat...

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Funny story: Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

Carmen Electra Reveals Why She Broke Up With Simon Cowell

EL SEGUNDO, California - Carmen Electra had just finished her dinner at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Diner when she was approached by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss Electra was asked about the situation that her ex-boyfriend Simon Cowell no...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell's horizontal hula with married socialite Lauren Silverman could come back to bite him in his British butt, as they say in Liverpool. According to several publications the X-Factor mogul who dilly-dallied with Lauren Si...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Says Lindsay Lohan Is One Sexy Babe

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Says Lindsay Lohan Is One Sexy Babe

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un has just told a reporter for the national news agency, The Rice Paddy Whack that he watched Lindsay Lohan guest host on Chelsea Lately and he said that Lohan is one sexy babe. Kim Jon...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Says That Simon Cowell Is Thinking of Suing Lauren Silverman

Demi Lovato Says That Simon Cowell Is Thinking of Suing Lauren Silverman

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato, one of the judges on X-Factor, has said that fellow judge Simon Cowell is very upset at the fact that he was lied to by his married girlfriend, Lauren Silverman who is pregnant with his baby. Cowell told Demi that Bo...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell AKA The Sultan of Sarcasm To Be A Daddy

Simon Cowell AKA The Sultan of Sarcasm To Be A Daddy

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell has just verified that he will in fact be fathering a child from his best friend's wife. Cowell told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that he feels like he was misled and actually trapped by the baby mama Lauren...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Depressed About The 'No Wedding' Plans

Kim Kardashian Depressed About The 'No Wedding' Plans

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian recently spoke with Glamboyant Magazine's Savannah Kettle about her new baby (North) and her old baby (Kanye). Kim, who will turn 33, in October, explained that now that she has a baby, things feel so much different.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

Kate Middleton Gives Birth To His Royal Highness The Prince of Cambridge

NEW YORK CITY - Well now that Kate Middleton has finally had her baby she will have a new name bestowed on her that of Mommy. The royal baby weighed a whopping 8 pounds 6 ounces. Reports are that the Duchess of Cambridge's screams could be heard t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan still has a little over four more weeks in rehab before she is released. An unnamed source stated that when Lohan is released she will have to be released under the supervision and guardianship of an adult. Her mothe...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II: The baby shan't spoil one's holiday plans

Queen Elizabeth II: The baby shan't spoil one's holiday plans

WINDSOR - Queen Elizabeth II has issued a royal decree stating that the coming of William's and Kate's spawn shall hurry the hell up and get here so that her holiday plans don't get mucked up. Although Her Majesty has been doing the talking, it i...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Talks About Her New Baby (North West), Her Old Baby (Kanye), and Her Mom (Kris)

Kim Kardashian Talks About Her New Baby (North West), Her Old Baby (Kanye), and Her Mom (Kris)

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian says that she can hardly wait to lose all of her baby weight and get back to being the Queen of The Tinsel Town Tushes. She talked with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More T...

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