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Funny story: Sandra Buttock's Newest Fashion Accessory

Sandra Buttock's Newest Fashion Accessory

Sandra Buttock has been photographed clutching this season's ultimate in airport fashion accessory chic - a black baby. It seems that any celebrity worth her weight in liposuction and unrelenting man problems is being digitally snapped in a litany of...

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Funny story: Kilkee Folk Urged To Go Forth And Multiply

Kilkee Folk Urged To Go Forth And Multiply

Horrified civic fathers at an Irish seaside resort are urging their townsfolk to start getting it on. The population of Kilkee, County Clare, has apparently seen a 'catastrophic' fall of 301 to 1,024 since the 2006 census. Local councillors fea...

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Funny story: More Atheist babies being born to religious parents

More Atheist babies being born to religious parents

The office of National Statistics has reported an alarming increase in the number of Atheist babies being born to religious parents. Anna and Steve Gutridge of Lower Funting, Harts are one such couple: "I'm C of E and the wife has what you might d...

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Funny story: Babies to be Locked Up

Babies to be Locked Up

A Think Tank funded by someone in the Cayman Islands has suggested to the government a radical overhaul of the Penal system. Proposals include locking up children who cry too much, punishing schoolboys who wield cricket bats and sending girls who...

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Funny story: David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!

New daddy, David Beckham, is over the moon about his new daughter, Harper (?) and because he's a "Twit-ter" decided to twitter photos of the new born baby so the world can also enjoy his happy moments (just like any other dad basically). David use...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...

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Funny story: Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Tokyo - According to the Tokyo police, several packs of screaming babies have invaded Tokyo liquor stores, crawling off with bottles of liquor. The strange behavior is thought to result from the combination of yellow rain, lack of water to make ba...

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Funny story: Neutron beam shrinks thirsty toddlers parents

Neutron beam shrinks thirsty toddlers parents

Tokyo - According to local police, a thirsty toddler's parents were shrunken by thirteen neutron beams emanating from the crippled, yet increasingly active reactor number three of Fukushima. According to officer Fukukufukud of Tokyo, astonished ne...

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Funny story: Milkoholism "on rise" among young people

Milkoholism "on rise" among young people

A disturbing new trend has come to light among the young people of Britain. This generation are self-described "milkoholics" - dependant on milk and drinking up to twelve times a day. Reuben Milner, 1 month, is a typical milkoholic. Speaking f...

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Funny story: OctoMom Says She's Sick of the Eight Brats

OctoMom Says She's Sick of the Eight Brats

Nadya Suleman, better known as the OctoMom, says she's sick of her life right now. "It was fine for the first six or seven months with all the publicity and everything but I'm steadily losing my mind", she told the National Demographic. The Dem...

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Funny story: Latest Apple iPad Is Just for Babies: It's the bPad!

Latest Apple iPad Is Just for Babies: It's the bPad!

Does your baby scream like a banshee when you're on the computer trying to get some work done? A nap, bottle, or diaper change may not satisfy little Jack or Janie. What the baby may want is his or her own computer. Sharing isn't all it's crac...

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Funny story: New Findings About Breast Feeding Babies

New Findings About Breast Feeding Babies

Rochester MN: Pediatricians have stated that breast feeding of babies can be healthier than using baby formula. A new study indicates that sometimes physical trauma may be inadvertently caused by over-endowed mothers during feedings. Single births, t...

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Funny story: Vatican officials declared ungrateful bastards by Italy's parliament

Vatican officials declared ungrateful bastards by Italy's parliament

Top Vatican officials are condemning Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi because of allegations that Berlusconi had sex with human females, even though Berlusconi has been the Vatican's strongest supporter and has never condemned the Catholic C...

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Funny story: Middle Classes Discouraged from Breeding

Middle Classes Discouraged from Breeding

"We're going to have a system where the middle classes are discouraged from breeding because it's jolly expensive. But for those on benefits there is every incentive. Well that's not very sensible", said Mr. Flight, who didn't get time to 'withdraw' his statement. Jolly good show Mr. Flight. I say old chap - you've just confirmed the thoughts of many folk. Politicians are idiots and THEY sho...

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Funny story: New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

More than half of new mothers said they felt under pressure to bounce back to their pre-baby weight 'overnight' after seeing celeb mums looking camera-ready shortly after having a baby, a survey found. Model Heidi Glum, 37, was back on the catwalk...

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Funny story: John Boehner Admits He Hates Poor People, Babies and Puppies

John Boehner Admits He Hates Poor People, Babies and Puppies

WASHINGTON, DC - Bob Schieffer, host of CBS's "Face The Nation" was able to get his guest, US Minority House Leader John Boehner, to admit that he and all Republicans hate poor people, babies, puppies and everything else that is not related to the we...

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Funny story: Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls. Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children. Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...

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