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Funny story: SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party. The First Minister stated : "Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can rea...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Triumphant Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been tipped to make his debut on the West End stage in a new production of "Alice In Wonderland". After seeing his party make major gains in the Scottish elections to such an extent that a...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been criticised for not doing more to tackle anti social behaviour during live coverage of first minister's questions on February 24th, 2011. Angry viewers from all over the country phoned in to the...

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Funny story: Is this Scotland's shame?

Is this Scotland's shame?

We have been told, time and time again, that the Libyan bomber was released on humanitarian grounds by the Scottish Government. Today, this turns up: blair salmond al megraghi It is difficult to imagine how the relatives of those lost feel. If true, it is, the Labour Government and the Scottish Government, saying to the bereaved that the death of their family and friends is an acceptable...

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Funny story: Alex Salmond the scales go in his favour

Alex Salmond the scales go in his favour

Scotland had it's own, very small and insignificant debate today. We cannot call it a leaders debate because Alex was the only leader taking part and the Tory was the only Tory MP in Scotland. So not much to choose from with him, is there? labour...

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Funny story: Salmond and Sturgeon want to promote fishing industry

Salmond and Sturgeon want to promote fishing industry

Alex Salmond Scotlands First Minister, and Nicola Sturgeon Scotlands Health Minister want to promote the fishing industry in Scotland. Salmond and Sturgeon want to increase Scotlands position in the fishing industry to create more employment. The...

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Funny story: Salmond hallucinates and compares al-Megrahi release to Gandhi's actions

Salmond hallucinates and compares al-Megrahi release to Gandhi's actions

After the UK government had already admitted that the Libyan 'bomber' was only released to ensure that trade with oil-rich Libya didn't suffer, and to ensure a forthcoming deal between Britain and Tripoli went ahead as planned, Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond took a huge dose of hallucogenic drugs just before his key speech at the SNP conference today, and then said this: I was recently vi...

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Funny story: Rangers Fans 'Not A Disgrace To Scotland', Salmonface Claims

Rangers Fans 'Not A Disgrace To Scotland', Salmonface Claims

Scottish First Deputy Thingy Alex Salmon, speaking from his fishtank in Holyrude, claimed that violent, drunken Rangers fans had not been a disgrace to Scotland.

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Funny story: Refinery shutdown produces generation of unrefined Scots

Refinery shutdown produces generation of unrefined Scots

'Whit youse lookin' at ya bass?' was the quote from the head of operations at Grangemouth refinery today as the strike entered its second week.

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Funny story: Blair: SNP are insurgents

Blair: SNP are insurgents

Tony Blair has hit out at the SNP, claiming they are "illegitimate and dangerous" after the Scottish party inflicted heavy losses on the government in the country's local elections.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Extorts the SNP for Oil

Gordon Brown Extorts the SNP for Oil

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Yesterday, Gordon Brown extorted the Scottish National Party, or SNP, for oil. He warned the SNP that if they took rights over their own oil, their £30 billion that Scotland receives every year from the Treasury.

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Funny story: Salmond In Swipe At Big Two Saturday Shows

Salmond In Swipe At Big Two Saturday Shows

Firebrand north of the border politician and leader of the SNP, Alex Salmond, has caused uproar in media circles by claiming that Saturday night prime-time TV in the UK is blatantly riddled with institutional anti-Scottishism.

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