In a frank admission from the Icelandic government, the Minister for the Environment, Ban Kruptdotter, apologised to airports in the United Kingdom for any disruption caused by the ash or by extremely high prices in the shops at British airports.
All flights from UK airports were cancelled indefinitely after Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary erupted in the early hours of the morning, sending clouds of expletives and obscenities miles up into the air. O'Leary, who has become increasin...
Greater Manchester Police this evening revealed how extensive surveillance had brought down a gang intent on bringing terror to Manchester Airport. Dawn raids in Salford, Wythenshawe and Stretford resulted in the arrests of six individuals believe...
In the wake of reports that air traffic controllers at Miami and Washington airports fell asleep while on duty, the U.s authorities are to issue stricter guidelines within the next few days. The Federal Aviation Administration are conscious of the...
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Airport security guards apprehended an individual identified as Bucky "Buck" Fippyquack, 42, at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport in Hot Springs. One of the security guards Conway Earl Strayfoil said that he and his partner Ea...
CHICAGO - Speaking before an assembled group of news media the director of The United States National Passenger Aviation Alliance Sherman S. Turnbuckle, has stated that his agency has decided to raise ticket prices by 21 percent. Mr. Turnbuckle po...
Chicago, IL - Amidst all the economic turmoil and other doom and gloom, the nation paused today to celebrate Joe Patroni Day. Named after the man whose indomitable spirit and refusal to give up in the face of fifty snowplows bearing down on him while...
Hundreds of abused airline travelers questioned Obama's policy of hiring uneducated, and criminally intentioned TSA employees under his recent "2nd Chance to Succeed" policy inspired by NFL Dog Killer and convicted Felon Michael Vick. Vick, who...
Entrepreneur, Aleksander Meerkat has been found to be a victim of the Moscow airport bombing today. This would come as quite a shock to many people around the world, not least to his hundreds, if not thousands of brothers, sisters and cousins. It...
Boris Johnson, Mayor of London has set out on a 'collision course' with the Government. Boris has to face the electorate long before the Government and he wants expansion of airport capacity for London and the south east to be in his programme. Th...
Russia is paying an expensive price after the devolution of its ruthless "Iron Curtain" empire. After being forced into giving independence to most of its satellite states and leaving them in the lurch, many terrorist groups in such countries are...
We've all been there after having one or two drinks, walking into the kitchen only to stop and think:' what did I come in here for? Was it to make some toast after feeling a little peckish, pour myself another glass of Merlot or fly to New York?'...
As if 18 " of snow wasn't enough to cause holiday havoc on the road in the northeast after a record snowfall over Christmas, the Rhode Island airport was forced to close even though plows had kept the runways clear after all the deicer went missing!...
In the wake of Heathrow Airport's shocking inability to handle the winter weather, a snitchy insider has claimed that those in charge of the laughing stock of the air travel industry were always going to show their incompetence and inability to deal...
At Heathrow last night, a lone figure was seen waving his arms as the occasional plane taxied past. Gordon Brown, with ear muffs and a day-glow yellow vest over his white mac had used his House of Commons pass to get onto the tarmac. One of his m...
In a development the Tory led Government had not anticipated, the British public have been organising spontaneous sit-ins at airports in the UK. One passenger Edna Trout had her children with her and they were part of the sit-in at Heathrow Airpor...
If you are planning on traveling any time soon, you may as well count on having to wait in the security lines longer, a lot longer due to the advent of the full-body scans and pat downs. Security workers at the nation's major airports are reported...
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