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Funny story: Ground Zero Mosque to be part of new 9-Eleven franchise

Ground Zero Mosque to be part of new 9-Eleven franchise

When you want a hot dog, a soft drink or a slurpee, you head down to your nearest 7-Eleven. When you want to skive off work all Friday, listen to anti-American diatribe, discuss new ways to "gently beat" your wife or arrange to honour kill your daugh...

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Funny story: New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

NEW YORK - As scrutiny grows in the controversy of the "Ground Zero Mosque," questions have been raised about a church buried under the rubble of the World Trade Center, then buried in red-tape. While President Obama made it clear that Muslims have t...

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Funny story: Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY-A new audio tape released yesterday by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden divulges that the planned Cordoba House Mosque in downtown Manhattan-a short distance from the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks-is the final cog in the internationa...

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Funny story: Old, old wooden ship was part of 18th century WTC terrorist plot, Al Qaeda claims.

Old, old wooden ship was part of 18th century WTC terrorist plot, Al Qaeda claims.

An old, old wooden ship found buried near the World Trade Centre site in New York is on its way to Maryland to be treated and reassembled. Officials say the old, old wooden ship, reportedly named 'Diversity' was used by al qaeda, along with a seco...

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Funny story: 9/11 Bomb Ship Found

9/11 Bomb Ship Found

Conspracy theorists are having to re-evaluate the credibility of their claims today, after workers digging at the World Trade Center site in New York discovered a 32ft-long ship (9.8m) hull believed to have been buried in the 9/11 attacks in 2001.

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Funny story: US senators blast BP for Lockerbie bomber fiasco, Raoul Moat, Derrick Bird, Stephen Griffiths and Cheryl Cole mosquito bite, etc

US senators blast BP for Lockerbie bomber fiasco, Raoul Moat, Derrick Bird, Stephen Griffiths and Cheryl Cole mosquito bite, etc

Washington AC/DC - (Crude News): "A rotten, putrid deal between the UK and the Libyan governments!" That's how four US senators have described smoke 'n' mirrors whorsetrading that secured the early release of the Lockerbie bomber. In a damning...

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Funny story: Obama says BP behind 9/11 atrocity

Obama says BP behind 9/11 atrocity

Washington AC/DC - (Crude Rhetoric Mess): Baseless in law and mired in econutters' 9/11 conspiracy theories. That's the feedback from US Big Oil attorneys who today dismissed President Obama's attempts to illegally seize BP shareholder billion$ as...

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Funny story: The Mystery of Building Seven - The Mr X Files

The Mystery of Building Seven - The Mr X Files

Mr X has been researching the 20 minute time difference on the fall of building seven another one of these strange happenings regarding the 911 incident in which thousands of innocent people lost their lives. Interviewing people in New York Mr X w...

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Funny story: I lied to save Bush's ass says Kerik

I lied to save Bush's ass says Kerik

White Plains - (Rotters): "I lied to save Bush and Cheney's filthy ass," former 9/11 NYPD commissioner Bernard Kerik told a Washington federal court today. "Like, what else is new?" prosecution counsel was heard retorting sotto voce as George W B...

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Funny story: Senator complains to his wife

Senator complains to his wife

Tulsa, Oklahoma - Senator Ted Nielson complained to his wife this morning while getting ready for his day. His outburst started with a small cry of pain. "Damn that pin!", said the Senator, sucking on his wounded finger. "That's the fifth time t...

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Funny story: 9/11 sued!

9/11 sued!

Colorado Springs, Colorado - A spokesman for the law offices of Sosigenes, Julius, Lilius and Gregory has announced the filing of a class action lawsuit against 9/11 (AKA September 11th 2001, AKA Nine Eleven) by a group of calendar dates that are all...

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Funny story: Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

Guy Fawkes to sue 911 'Truthers'

The ghost of Guy Fawkes did ascent from the depths of hell today to take Alex Jones and other 911 'thruthers' to court for their version of his Remember, remember the 5th November rhyme and using it in their 911 truth protests. The ghostly image...

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Funny story: September 11 declared National Asapartame Experimentation Day

September 11 declared National Asapartame Experimentation Day

Washington DC - President Obomba has declared September 11 to be National Aspartame Experimentation Day. In his prepared remarks, released to the press, he stated: "People, we need to balance the budget and cut the population of idiots way down i...

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Funny story: Ratzinger whore to pay the price of 9/9/9 hoax

Ratzinger whore to pay the price of 9/9/9 hoax

London - (Doomsday Mess): Police are pissing themselves with glee after discovering that a 'rogue meteorite' will smite the Queen on 9/11 this year, and are doing absolutely nothing to stop it. Orders received from the secret World Government have...

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Funny story: Thatcher 'close to death' neighbours warn

Thatcher 'close to death' neighbours warn

London - (Rotters): Residents at an exclusive Chester Square apartment block claim former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher is close to blowing herself up "if everything proceeds according to plan". The news comes after the block's vermin extermi...

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Funny story: Obama stages his very own My Pet Goat moment

Obama stages his very own My Pet Goat moment

Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): "If it worked for Dubya it sure as hell will work for me!" That's how President Barack Obama described Tuesday's televised schools' address in a maneuver modelled largely on George W Bush's 9/11 storybook reading at...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Visits Ground Zero - Better Late Than Never

Prince Harry Visits Ground Zero - Better Late Than Never

Citizens of the United States Of America were overwhelmed by pent up emotions today as British Royal personage, Prince Harry the alleged piss artist visited ground zero in New York City - eight years after the tragic event. The visit was described...

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