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Funny story: Second Presidential Debate; Brainwashing For Everyone!

Second Presidential Debate; Brainwashing For Everyone!

Following the second Presidential debate for the right to rule the world as we know it, some surprising footage has been unearthed that seems to show that we've all been mind-wiped. Following an outraged outburst from Mitt Romney, who told a quest...

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Funny story: Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested

Biden: I've got binders of women too, if anyone's interested

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the aftermath of Mitt Romney's comment Tuesday that he poured over "binders full of women" for cabinet appointees while governor of Massachusetts, Vice President Biden took the time to inform reporters gathered at the Rose Ga...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. It didn't turn out as expected. Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...

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Funny story: Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

Ryan sets up more hit and run photo ops

After pushing his way into the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society soup kitchen Saturday morning Paul Ryan has been setting up some more photo ops. Ryan went to the soup kitchen unannounced and lied to the staff to get the door open. Once...

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Funny story: Presidential Order protects voters this election

Presidential Order protects voters this election

From: Barack Obama To: All Safety Conscientious Voters Presidential Order 13499 Re: Post Election Safety Precautions All voting precincts in all voting locations will be furnished with "I Voted For Obama" badges which can be affixed to clothing as you exit the polling place. One poll worker will be designated as the "Determiner" who will be allowed to check each ballot to verify the vote...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Uncle Has Said He Is Not Voting For Him

Mitt Romney's Uncle Has Said He Is Not Voting For Him

PULASKI, Tennessee - When Mitt Romney made his thoughtlessly self-centered 47 percent comment he had no idea that it would backfire and cause some embarrassment to a member of his own family. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that Mitt Romney's uncle...

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Funny story: Obama shocks rivals, US citizens and even himself by resigning his post and withdrawing from upcoming November presidential election

Obama shocks rivals, US citizens and even himself by resigning his post and withdrawing from upcoming November presidential election

In a stunning move on the eve of tonight's second Presidential debate, scheduled to be held at Hofstra University in New York, President Barack Obama cancelled his appearance and announced he is withdrawing from the November 6th election, conceding t...

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Funny story: The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race

The Devil Flames the Obama/Romney Race

Washington, DC -- In an historic first, the Devil has declined to throw his support behind either candidate for US President, declaring that both contenders "are hell-bent on creating chaos without any help from me." "That makes it impossible to c...

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Funny story: VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

VP Debate Sends A Nation To Sleep

Rude, condescending, arrogant, always interrupting, unhinged and mean. No, Sean Hannity wasn't talking about himself. That was his description of Vice-President Joe Bidens performance last night at the one and only VP debate in Kentucky. The de...

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Funny story: My life as a man #19

My life as a man #19

Four more years of political Dipshittery In the forty-three years I've been eligible to vote in presidential elections, I've worked as a volunteer in seven presidential campaigns. In that same period I've worked for over two score candidates for local and state elected posts. In the past, I was an enthusiastic member of my party. I paid my dues. I felt my voice mattered and my vote counted.

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Funny story: MSNBC's Chris Mathews And Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer To Moderate Next Two Presidential Debates

MSNBC's Chris Mathews And Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer To Moderate Next Two Presidential Debates

Hearing the news that MSNBC's Chris Mathews and Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer would moderate the next two presidential debates, Mitt Romney keeled over in faint. Revived with a dose of smelling salts, he announced that he just had a bad dream. Rinse...

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Funny story: Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Obama's poor debate performance; Vampires vs. Zombies in Prime Time

Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...

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Funny story: Romney outsources campaign call centers

Romney outsources campaign call centers

Mitt Romney is to outsource the call centers for his campaign to India in an effort to cut costs and prove he has what it takes to make the tough decisions on the economy. "We don't have to pay volunteers to man the phones in the US." A GOP spokes...

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Funny story: Wait A Minute!!! These Are The Guys Who Are Going To Be Leading America?

Wait A Minute!!! These Are The Guys Who Are Going To Be Leading America?

Let me see if I got this straight: We have a national election going on. Only two guys are really running in it. Both are spending obscene amounts of money to campaign for it. Mostly other people's money. Both are putting the other one down. Constantly. Both are making promises they can't keep. Both have to kowtow to what the public wants. Both have to go along with what their party...

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Funny story: Romney incorporating news from other countries to paint ugly picture of Obama's America

Romney incorporating news from other countries to paint ugly picture of Obama's America

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mitt Romney is scrambling in the wake of recent reports that unemployment has fallen to under 8.0% for the first time in four years. He has even resorted to using other countries' news, banking on the fact that most Americans don't...

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Funny story: Suggestion for Giving Debate Instructions to Presidential Candidates

Suggestion for Giving Debate Instructions to Presidential Candidates

Considering good guy Jim Lehrer's failed attempt to moderate last night's Presidential Debate, my friend Walter offers the following suggestion: After the introduction at each Presidential / Vice Presidential debate, where the moderator, hereafter called the Ref, advises viewers as to the format and rules of the debate; the Ref should personally instruct the debaters one last time as follows:...

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Funny story: The Great Debate - 2012 Presidential Election Heats Up With Romney And Obama

The Great Debate - 2012 Presidential Election Heats Up With Romney And Obama

The media is proclaiming it a victory for the Republican Party and Romney. Who would have guessed that the same rich guy's son, who protested in favor of the Vietnam draft, (but skipped off to Paris, France, when his number came up, lingering there f...

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