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Funny story: Thousands in Chicago Burn Mortgages, Line Up for Free Gas During Chicago Obama Victory Celebration!

Thousands in Chicago Burn Mortgages, Line Up for Free Gas During Chicago Obama Victory Celebration!

Chicago,Il / AP - The streets of Chicago were ablaze with the midnight bonfires of aging tenements while jubilant Obama supporters ran wild sacrificing K-9 dogs and the horses of this urban city's law enforcement agency for a "Zulu Cookout." Sp...

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Funny story: Palin "confused" by vote

Palin "confused" by vote

"I hope, pray, believe I will be able to wake up as vice-president elect, so I made sure to cross out Biden's name on the ballot I cast." Asked by reporters what it was like to vote for herself as vice president, she replied that "it was exciting,...

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Funny story: Despite Exit Polls, Barr Predicts Upset Over Obama, McCain

Despite Exit Polls, Barr Predicts Upset Over Obama, McCain

O'FALLON, MI (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Libertarian Presidential candidate Bob Barr still believes he has a shot at becoming our nation's next leader when the polls close later today. Despite exit polls not looking good for Barr, he believes th...

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Funny story: Palin now President - and it's your fault!

Palin now President - and it's your fault!

Newly-elected President John McCain has tragically died of a heart attack just seconds after being informed of the result. His last words were "No f**king way!", before he fell to the ground clutching his chest. President Sarah Palin prised the mi...

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Funny story: Shock election win for Ralph Nader

Shock election win for Ralph Nader

In a bizarre and shocking twist to the US presidential election, Ralph Nader has won. He gained 280 electoral college votes, more than the 270 required. Although Nader trailed in the polls by a large margin behind the two favorites Barack Obama a...

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Funny story: New American President confirmed ahead of election results

New American President confirmed ahead of election results

The new President of the United States has been announced ahead of the final results. In a surprise victory, Oprah Winfrey has been elected as president ahead of Barak Obama and John McCain. Although many are said to be quite surprised, some polit...

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Funny story: International Space Station astronauts 'all voting for alien McCain?'

International Space Station astronauts 'all voting for alien McCain?'

Outer Space - (X-Files Mess): Thanks to state of the art technology International Space Station astronauts can vote 'for the alien commander in chief of their choice' in Tuesday's presidential election. NASA has confirmed that secure electronic ba...

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Funny story: Voting day: can America overcome its prejudices?

Voting day: can America overcome its prejudices?

Election day is upon us, and tomorrow we will know who the next US president will be. But the question on everyone's lips is: Can Americans overcome their instinctive prejudices and vote for a bald man? The answer is probably no. For years bal...

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Funny story: Voters turned away from US election

Voters turned away from US election

Thousands of Brits are being turned away from town halls and schools today after trying to vote in the US election. Following months of front-page coverage of the US presidential race in UK newspapers, Brits turned up at their usual polling statio...

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Funny story: Campaigns Buttonhole Voters and Pigeonhole Pigeons!

Campaigns Buttonhole Voters and Pigeonhole Pigeons!

Clever campaign paraphernalia has captured the imagination of political observers for centuries. A papyrus scroll claiming that Jefferson is a godless whore has a prize place in the propaganda collection of Fox News mogul Genghis Khunning. A shov...

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Funny story: McPalin Last Ditch Effort: Obama the Anti-Christ

McPalin Last Ditch Effort: Obama the Anti-Christ

Washington, D.C. - In a move many consider an act of desperation, presidential hopeful John McCain and his pick for VP Sarah Palin, used their final campaign stops to accuse Obama of being the Anti-Christ foretold in the bible. "Why hasn't anybody...

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Funny story: Black(ish) man in the White House? Over one's dead body!

Black(ish) man in the White House? Over one's dead body!

London - (Royal Ass Mess): The Third Reich's Puppet Monarch is foaming at the mouth today ahead of poll findings predicting a Barack Obama landslide on November 4th. Old Fatty Mountbatten already blames "anti-slavery liberals", the breakup of the...

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Funny story: Big Blue East Coast Demo-LIberal Giants Demolish the Texas Red Bush Failures

Big Blue East Coast Demo-LIberal Giants Demolish the Texas Red Bush Failures

In an auspicious augury of the imminently upcoming Presidential election, the Big Blue Giants crushed the once powerful but now totally has been Red Texas Republicants. The Blues outran, out passed and out fundraised the Repubs. Red Republicant...

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Funny story: McCain, President of FUXNews While Obama Will Win MSNBCILE Race!

McCain, President of FUXNews While Obama Will Win MSNBCILE Race!

Quasi News Stations FUXNEWS and MSNBCILE will have different winners in the Presidential election. FUX will make John Mccain and Sarah Palin President and VPILF of the down to earth illiterate states of america. MNBECILE has already appointed Bar...

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Funny story: Sir Robert: Will the King's Men Steal the Vote?

Sir Robert: Will the King's Men Steal the Vote?

The elusive Robin Hood of voter reform became a hunted man last week when he granted an eleventh-hour exclusive interview with Rolling Grindstone, and publicly accused the king's men of "stealing the vote". Sir Robert Kennedy Jr., last in a long l...

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Funny story: Obama Himself Dedicates Republican Re-Education Center

Obama Himself Dedicates Republican Re-Education Center

Springfield PA-- Obama Himself was on hand to dedicate the newest Republican Re-Education Center today in Springfield! The One was declared the election winner by the Main Stream Media last week and is already showing His compassion and grace! Our...

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Funny story: Obama to turn White House into Safe House for Illegal Immigrants

Obama to turn White House into Safe House for Illegal Immigrants

Safe House, DC - According to unnamed sources, Barack Obama is to turn the White House into a Safe House for illegal immigrants if elected. This follows the recent shocking relevation that Barack Obama's aunt is an illegal immigrant from Kenya living...

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