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Funny story: Blair Lies Low as Eldest Son is Busted for New Coup

Blair Lies Low as Eldest Son is Busted for New Coup

London, Friday (Associated Mess) - UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush were unavailable for comment at their Italian holiday villa this morning as the news broke that their eldest son Euan, 20, had been arrested in London by off...

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Funny story: Blair sounds ‘Last Post' over British armed forces

Blair sounds ‘Last Post' over British armed forces

Prime Minister Tony Blair has ensured Britain will never again be drawn into a situation like Iraq - by effectively disbanding the UK's armed forces.

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Funny story: Blair's Babes say ‘Baby please don't go'

Blair's Babes say ‘Baby please don't go'

Tony Blair's fanatical female following within the Labour Party is begging him to stay on as leader.

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Funny story: It's Official: Brown To Challenge Blair For Party Leadership.

It's Official: Brown To Challenge Blair For Party Leadership.

Gordon Brown and his supporters today stunned Parliament by launching an official bid for the leadership of the Labour Party against Tony Blair. Under Party rules, 20% of all Labour MPs must support a leadership challenge. However, the usually prud...

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Funny story: Rabies scare - channel tunnel closed

Rabies scare - channel tunnel closed

The government has announced that the channel tunnel is to be closed immediately. Amid furious scenes in the House of Commons, Tony Blair made the announcement after The Daily Mail claimed that a previously unknown strain of rabies had reached Brita...

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Funny story: George Bush, Tony Blair, Britney Spears and her Beaver to form barber shop quartet

George Bush, Tony Blair, Britney Spears and her Beaver to form barber shop quartet

(NEW YORK) - Jive Records, the label behind such famous artists as Britney Spears and … Britney Spears, has in a spectacular turn of events announced today that the U.S. President George Bush and the British Prime Minister Tony Blair will be t...

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Funny story: Bush and Blair to record charity duet

Bush and Blair to record charity duet

ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS, LONDON - George Bush and Tony Blair are to record a duet to aid the people of Iraq.

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Funny story: Blair and cronies set sights on rock stardom

Blair and cronies set sights on rock stardom

As the Labour Party licks its wounds after being drubbed in the local elections, it is emerging that Tony Blair may not be seeking a third term in office.

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Funny story: Tony Blair takes Bill Clinton on to be his Advisor/Lover

Tony Blair takes Bill Clinton on to be his Advisor/Lover

On Monday, Tony Blair will officially take Bill Clinton on as an advisor about the US. Since President Bush is making Osama Bin Laden his new Vice president, Blair figured he'd need someone with an inside track.

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Funny story: Poodle Brothers to rally troops as top spooks quit

Poodle Brothers to rally troops as top spooks quit

(London, Friday) Following the shock departure of CIA boss George Tenet and dirty tricks chief James Pavitt, President George Bush and his alter ego in London Tony Blair are to stage their own Operation Overlord on Brighton Beach this Sunday in a mo...

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Funny story: Tony Blair admits: Jayson Blair my son

Tony Blair admits: Jayson Blair my son

British Prime Minister Tony Blair admitted that reporter Jayson Blair, who quit The New York Times after he had plagiarised and fabricated dozens of stories, is his son. Tony said he and his wife Cherie had dumped Jayson in New York when he was a...

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Funny story: Blair: "I'm Staying"

Blair: "I'm Staying"

Under mounting pressure to resign from both Backbenchers and Cabinet colleagues, Prime Minister Tony Blair has reinforced his intention to remain in Number 10 Downing Street until after the next General Election.

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Funny story: Tony Blair In Assassination Plot

Tony Blair In Assassination Plot

Three separate sources from three very different government departments all verify and counter-verify reports emanating from rancorous members of the Labour Party that Tony Blair is under investigation for plotting the murder of Dalstone Palm...

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Funny story: Blair Hopes To Be Composer

Blair Hopes To Be Composer

Tony Blair Could Be Potential Songwriter...

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Funny story: Blair 'Wont Stand Up Yet'

Blair 'Wont Stand Up Yet'

Tony Blair will not bow down to pressure by standing up before he is ready, says David Blunkett.

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Funny story: Powder Bomber Strikes Again

Powder Bomber Strikes Again

After the attempted flour bombing of Tony Blair on Wednesday, the bomber has made another attempt to powder the government, this time using a much larger bomb. Londoners woke up this morning to find the Houses of Parliament completely powdered.

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Funny story: John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

John Prescott Praised for defending Prime Minister.

Following the attack during Prime ministers question time this week Tony Blair has announced that John Prescott is to receive a Knighthood after he lept to the defense of Ministers with no thought for his own safety.

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