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Funny story: Sarah Palin misses Nobel Prize in Literature by a whisker!

Sarah Palin misses Nobel Prize in Literature by a whisker!

OSLO - NORWAY: Some female members of the Nobel Selection committee said they had arrived at a split decision when it came to awarding the Nobel prize for Literature. A percentage of them felt that Scarah (sic) Palin was a prime contender given tha...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's Ex-Boyfriend Plans to Expose Himself

Bristol Palin's Ex-Boyfriend Plans to Expose Himself

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin reacted with shock and disbelief as her daughter Bristol's 19-year-old ex-boyfriend and father of her grandchild Levi Johnson announced to the world that he was going to pose nude for Playgirl Magazine. "I hope h...

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Funny story: Funny Funkers Hall of Fame announces Class of 2009 nominees

Funny Funkers Hall of Fame announces Class of 2009 nominees

PISSEDIN SPRINGS, FL (ABSNN) -- This sleepy southern town of 210 souls announced the Friday opening of of The Funny Funkers Hall of Fame located in nearby Sanford, Florida. "A bunch of us old folks were sitting around in the TV room of The Home la...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Sarah Palin, Vice-Presidential nominee in the 2008 U.S. election, is busy packing for her book tour later this year. Of course she's also celebrating the bestseller (due to pre-orders) status of her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, to be rele...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

PHOENIX, AZ (ABSNN) with Abel Rodriguez on site - Jessica Simpson, possessor of the World's Most Dangerous Vagina, and a member of Sarah Palin's Chupacabra Hunting Expedition, became a Pocahontas of sorts, when she disarmed Palin, and saved the life...

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Funny story: Todd Palin Quits His Oil Job - Plans To Run For Governor of Alaska

Todd Palin Quits His Oil Job - Plans To Run For Governor of Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - The former 'first dude' of the frozen state of Alaska Todd Palin has just announced that he is resigning his job as oil truck driver for the Dark Black Oil Company of Anchorage. Palin, who was making $14.21 an hour also helped ou...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That David Letterman Should Resign

Sarah Palin Says That David Letterman Should Resign

DETROIT - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, in town to speak to the members of The Michigan Fender Menders Union Local 1313, has said that she believes that David Letterman should do the right thing and resign. Palin noted that Letterman admitted...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!

Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!

(Wasilla-AK) Sarah Palin is calling "48 Hours" producer Robert Joe Halderman", who three weeks ago attempted to extort two million dollars from "Late Show with David Letterman" host David Letterman over his sexual affairs with several female show sta...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Star In "The Tina Fey Story"

Sarah Palin To Star In "The Tina Fey Story"

WASILLA, Alaska - Now that she is no longer the governor of Alaska, and is now a member of the 'unemployed' Sarah Palin has announced that she will be appearing in the Touchstone Pictures movie The Tina Fey Story. The ex-governor smiled and told t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Claims She Wrote Book In The Nude

Sarah Palin Claims She Wrote Book In The Nude

Sarah Palin, the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate, has finished her memoir just four months after the book deal was announced, and the release date has been moved up from the spring of 2010 to Nov. 17, of 2009, her pu...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Furious At Being Snubbed By Dancing With The Stars

WASILLA, Alaska - Ex-Governor Sarah Palin, and now just plain citizen Sarah Palin is reportedly furious at being snubbed by the producers of the reality dancing show, Dancing With The Stars. Palin, who is currently in North Korea, is desperately t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to lead expedition to Arizona to "Kill or capture" a Chupacabra

Sarah Palin to lead expedition to Arizona to "Kill or capture" a Chupacabra

PHOENIX, AR (ABSNN) with Abel Rodriguez - Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, a well known wild game hunter and trapper has received funding for an expedition to Arizona to find, kill or capture a wild Chupacabra (a fierce hairy killing creature lo...

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Funny story: Kevin Skinner And Sarah Palin Agree To Hunt Down The Chupacabra That Took Jessica Simpson's Dog

Kevin Skinner And Sarah Palin Agree To Hunt Down The Chupacabra That Took Jessica Simpson's Dog

HOLLYWOOD HILLS, California - Jessica Simpson, singer, songwriter, actress, and ex-Dallas Cowboy jinx has just stated that Kevin Skinner and Sarah Palin have both agreed to her urgent request that they hunt down the Chupacabra which made off with her...

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Funny story: Sarah and Todd have Bed-in at Wasilla Hotel

Sarah and Todd have Bed-in at Wasilla Hotel

Propped up on pillows in a sea of white linens on a California King in the Mud Flat Suite of the a Wasilla hotel, Todd and Sarah Palin spoke to reporters in a press conference this morning. "We're holding a 'bed-in'", Mrs. Palin said, elbowing T...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

POINT BARROW, Alaska (ABSNN) - Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, filed a law suit in the Pt. Barrow Federal Courthouse that charges "severe emotional distress" caused by John McCain's campaign staff that spent nearly $100,000.00 on slinky clot...

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Funny story: WTF Upset About Sarah Palin Claiming Roseanne's Crown

WTF Upset About Sarah Palin Claiming Roseanne's Crown

The WTF (White Trash Federation) is very upset that Sarah Palin has laid claim to being the new Queen of the White Trash, stealing the crown from Roseanne Barr. The WTF feels that Sarah Palin put her "almost son-in-law" Levi Johnson up to saying a...

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Funny story: Bikini Clad Sarah Palin Foils Hi-Jacking

Bikini Clad Sarah Palin Foils Hi-Jacking

Sarah Palin, on vacation and in Pensacola Beach, Florida, was sunbathing and swimming with her family Tuesday when, after the family went for some barbecue supplies, she was suddenly approached by a stranger with a gun, demanding the keys to the fami...

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