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Funny story: Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Lake Huron, The Open Sea - Rudy Rompson was thrown overboard Sunday after about thirty Ron Paul supporters discovered his stowaway hideout and resourcefully took a...

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Funny story: Republican National Committee Promotes War With Iran

Republican National Committee Promotes War With Iran

A group of sickly dweebs at the Heritage Foundation sent a memo this week to members of the Republican National Committee, outlining talking points for rationalizing a nuclear strike against Iran. After losing the last election, and seeing their fun...

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Funny story: Bush Vetoes Children's Insurance

Bush Vetoes Children's Insurance

Washington (IP) - George Bush, who is the head of the American Bushstapo, vetoed the bill that would have funded poor children's insurance.

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Funny story: Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican Candidate Fred Thomson loves sex with martians

Republican candidate Fred Thomson has openly admitted to having sex with little green men.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...

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Funny story: Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Immediately following the violence at the Straw Poll for the Republican Party in Fort Worth Texas campaign advisors for Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and Fred Thompson gathered to discuss how to deal with the BlowBack generated by the YouTube Video p...

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Funny story: Craig - Foley 2008 REPUBLICAN Presidential Ticket

Craig - Foley 2008 REPUBLICAN Presidential Ticket

West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - Idaho REPUBLICAN Senator Jeff Craig who just resigned in disgrace because of an arrest for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior and Florida REPUBLICAN Senator Mark Foley who resigned last year for LEWD and LACIVIOUS behavior ha...

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Funny story: Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

Boxer Bill Proposes Life Begins at Discharge

2 Sep 07 OAKLAND, CA, USNA-- California's diminutive junior senator, Barbara Levy Boxer, emitted proposed human rights legislation this weekend which resolves...

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Funny story: While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter is actually a democrat?

Ann Coulter is actually a democrat?

Washington A recent report by undercover reporters has revealed that Republican news analyst is actually a Democrat. She came clean to these accusations yesterday, after being accused by a spokesperson during a debate on Fox News. (...

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Funny story: Official GOP Elephant Wants OUT of Republican Party

Official GOP Elephant Wants OUT of Republican Party

AC DC - In Washington to day Clyde the official Republican elephant and mascot announced he is becoming an "independent". Clyde, who has learned 3000 words of a special sign language, spoke to reporters through an interpretor.

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Funny story: Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice-President, while George Bush's poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney's approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...

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Funny story: Tullamore remembers Jewish Republican Publican

Tullamore remembers Jewish Republican Publican

Manny Weinburg is a name that is better known in Ireland than it is in Israel, and yet Manny Weinburg is undoubtedly one of the Jewish peoples greatest heroes. Manny was born in the Austrian village of 'Fucking' in 1888 but moved to Ireland at th...

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Funny story: Republican Campaign Strategy Includes Scratch and Sniff Ad

Republican Campaign Strategy Includes Scratch and Sniff Ad

Austin, Texas (IP) - The Republican Party has developed a one-two punch designed to insure Obama's defeat in the upcoming presidential election. The first punch involves drawing Obama in as the Democrat's candidate by pouring money into his...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Mails Out Political Pictures With "Spanking the Monkey Instructions"?

Ron Paul Mails Out Political Pictures With "Spanking the Monkey Instructions"?

Presidential candidate Ron Paul used his congressional postal rights and mailed out three hundred promotional pictures of himself (to all of his supporters) along with instructions for masturbating to his picture, boxes of tissue, and bottles of vase...

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Funny story: Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The YouTube debates have been called the debates created by the American people. That would be "The People" described in the Declaration of Independence. That is who our "elected&quo...

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Funny story: Arnold Caught Flashing Gang Sign to his Homies

Arnold Caught Flashing Gang Sign to his Homies

SACRAMENTO, CA (AP Newsliar) -- Photographers captured Arnold Schwarzenegger in the act of flashing the gang sign to his homies.

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