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Funny story: Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Cardinals Gather for Conclave

Vatican City - In a solemn ritual dating back to the Dark Ages, cardinals from around the world have gathered in the Vatican's famed Sistine Chapel to elect a successor to Pope John Paul II.

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Funny story: Conclave a Cacophany of Chortles as Up Pops Pope

Conclave a Cacophany of Chortles as Up Pops Pope

Vatican City:- The solemn and onerous task for Cardinals gathered today in The Sistine Chapel to elect a new Pontiff following the recent shock demise of Pope John Paul II and defrocking of his replacement Michael Jackson, took a dramatic, some would...

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Funny story: Cardinals To Pick Pope, Make Beer Commercial

Cardinals To Pick Pope, Make Beer Commercial

What do a bunch of guys do when they lock themselves in a room together for several days? "We ain't tellin'" laughs Cardinal Bakdoor, "but I can tell you that it just don't get no better than this! We're all buds, we share common interests, and boy d...

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Funny story: Vatican Election Result - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI

Vatican Election Result - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI

The future of the Vatican finances and the leadership of the Catholic Church has been ensured by the unanimous nomination of the future envoy - Pope John MacDonalds Condom XVI. Roberto Calvi, a highly secretive ghost Spoof reporter has been following...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Stripped of Papacy

Michael Jackson Stripped of Papacy

The shortest Papacy in history reached it's sorry, some would say inevitable, conclusion at noon today with the announcement that newly installed Pontiff, Pope Ringo I had been caught in flagrante with his trousers down, if not off, so to speak.

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Funny story: Yoda 7-1 on to Become New Pope

Yoda 7-1 on to Become New Pope

The Vatican announced that it is considering a suggestion that they should not elect a new Pontiff but replace the late lamented John Paul with a CGI (Computer Generated Image) and to have this image as a Star Wars character to attract a younger cli...

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Funny story: Jackson To Be Saint - Pope's Ghost Appears In Court

Jackson To Be Saint - Pope's Ghost Appears In Court

In a startling development earlier today, the ghost of late Pope John Paul II appeared as a defence witness in The State Of California vs Michael (aka ‘fingers') Jackson.

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Funny story: Popemobile to get Pimped

Popemobile to get Pimped

In a way to honor the recently passed Pope John Paul II, while also bringing excitement to the new Papacy, MTV has announced this week that one of their signature shows will have a Catholic flair in an upcoming special. Plans are in the works for an...

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Funny story: Election Steps up a Gear as Blair & Brown buy a Puppy

Election Steps up a Gear as Blair & Brown buy a Puppy

The phoney war was over today with Prime Minister Brown and sidekick George W Blair taking centre stage, Prince Charles' funeral and the marriage of famed pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II to his long time love Camilla Parker Bowles, becoming a d...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope

Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope

Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.

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Funny story: Pope To Rise on Third Day

Pope To Rise on Third Day

Unconfirmed reports of the imminent resurrection of Pope John Paul II have sparked a world chocolate crisis according to Chief Executive, Betty Biggles of the renowned High Street confectioners, Chocs Away.

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Funny story: Pope- "I was on the grassy knoll"

Pope- "I was on the grassy knoll"

A sometimes reliable scource inside the Vatican has revealed startling information regarding the dying words of Pope John Paul II ...

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Funny story: Pope's Funeral Continues

Pope's Funeral Continues

VATICAN CITY - As night turned to day, and day back into night, the funeral service for Pope John Paul II have continued here in Rome and show no signs of abating. Already nearing the twenty hour mark, Vatican officials have confirmed that they inte...

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Funny story: Pope's Burial Delayed For Rocky VI

Pope's Burial Delayed For Rocky VI

Bakers, CA - An insider recently caught up with one of Hollywood's biggest action superstar and the co-founder of Planet Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone regarding the status of Rocky VI. As much as we were appalled, we were excite...

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Funny story: President Bush nominates Paul Wolfowitz for Papacy

President Bush nominates Paul Wolfowitz for Papacy

WASHINGTON- To the surprise of many Catholics around the world, George W. Bush announced his intentions to nominate Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz to replace the recently deceased Pope John Paul II for the Papacy.

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Funny story: Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial

Vatican Details Plans for Pope's Burial

Vatican City - Vatican official today provided detailed plans for the burial of Pope John Paul II. One detail that is sure to anger some longtime Pope-watchers is the plan to bury Pope John Paul in the grave used by Pope John the XXIII.

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Funny story: Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...

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