The content of the recent email smears against the Conservative party have been kept secret from the media due to the sensitive nature of the content. I have, however, gained exclusive access to them. For those easily offended please do not rea...
MPs have awarded themselves an extra-long break as from this summer, citing the highly stressful nature of their work as the reason. Announcing the change, Speaker Michael Martin emphasised how difficult an MPs job was. He said, "MPs sometimes hav...
In a frank admission on national television, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, argued that the Labour Party does have balls. In a heated argument with a man from the BBC with a beard and glasses wearing a suit, (the man and not the suit had the be...
Gordon Brown and David Cameron were locked in a new political row when it was claimed that the Tory chief's wife could run faster than the Labour leaders spouse. Samantha Cameron, who won the mums race at a recent school sports day, is four years...
The Government has decided to introduce new Police powers following the incidents at the G20 protests. After one death and two complaints of Police brutality, the Government is to act. From now on the Police will have the authority to kill and maim a...
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Former MP Alice Mahon, 87, has quit the labour party today having "blooming well had enough of it all". The former MP, 89, has originally stepped down as MP after describing Tony Blair as a "berk" however agreed to remain in the actual labour part...
Alistair Darling is set to use the Budget to slice up the national debt, slash taxes and save the UK from recession. An early draft of the Budget speech leaked by the blog EveryOneLovesAlistair reveals taxes will be cut for all except legally defi...
A Scottish spinster has amazed the world with her singing. Gordona Broon, who lives with her cat Mandy, has wowed the world with her singing voice. Already YourTube has received millions of views. Broon wrote the songs herself. "I'd Like To Teach...
The Gordon Brown Inaction Man figure is expected to prove hugely popular. If any shops still remain open and anybody actually has any money then the figures will be a big hit. If you pull the string the doll says hilarious things like "I'd love s...
In a recent poll carried out in my house, Labour showed a shock 100% lead over the Conseravtive party. In a secret poll amongst 100% of the voting age population in my house, both the voters suggested they would be voting Labour in any up coming e...
Within days of the high profile resignations of Bob Quick and Damian McBride, Downing Street has been rocked yet again by scandal. Mr McBride resigned after the discovery of emails he had send in which he made unfounded accusations about Conserva...
Infamous US police brutality victim and perennial drunk driver Rodney King surfaced last week as a immigrant to the UK. King was reportedly just minding his own business while driving totally blotto into a crowd of G-20 demonstrators. British police...
Infamous former advisor to the British Prime Minister, Damian McBride has allegedly signed a high paid contract with an unnamed fake news website. The credentials of Mr McBride are undeniable given his recent phenomenal work in "spoofing" members...
London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Cabinet has been hiding 'at least 60 more Baby Pees' according to police investigating a sordid sex attack ring in high public orifice. The police probe initially blamed feckless North London social w...
Shamed Downing Street official Damian McBride suffered more embarrassment today as the actual email that he has now resigned over was released. Within the email a number of accusations are discussed which were intended to be published via a Labour...
London - (Cyberspace Ass Mess): Former Tory Party backers have hailed Damian McBride's 'juvenile and inappropriate' email slurs as damned accurate. "Especially the one about David Cameron being Tony Blair's firstborn son and Real IRA blind truss p...
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