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Funny story: Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens

Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens

BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and full time masturbation fodder to scores of Internet surfing 12 year old males, announced, "I will not ha...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean & Paris Hilton Is A Narcissis

Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean & Paris Hilton Is A Narcissis

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. We're back. It's Ed-E-torial #6. Or as we like to call it: "Just Ed fuming this time"...

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Funny story: Rings of Fame: How Paris Hilton Got Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame

Rings of Fame: How Paris Hilton Got Your Fifteen Minutes of Fame

SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Elbert Stuckey of Vacaville, California, knew his PDA was missing -- but he didn't know where it had gone, and he didn't know what would happen while the thieves had it. Elbert, one of the fortunate few, got his electron...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton, Paris, France---Caught with her guardian down, the always ubiquitous Paris Hilton, in a plea to a cop, has said she wants to cop a plea.

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Right wing radio host Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Democratic campaign ads featuring flag draped caskets of American soldiers killed in Iraq were "shamelessly" exaggerating the effects of death.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Dog Inspires Chihuahua Leather Fashion

Paris Hilton's Dog Inspires Chihuahua Leather Fashion

New York, Jan. 12, 2005: Paris Hilton's habit of carrying around her pets like they were disposable fashion accessories has become a fashion in itself, spawning a new Chihuahua leather market.

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Funny story: Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

LOS ANGELES (AP) Paris Hilton sent out hundreds of Christmas cards this year to her ‘special friends'. The list mysteriously made it to the desk of one of Hollywood's most notorious gossip columnists---a close associate of one of our reporters. One...

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Funny story: Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Barbie's representative here on earth, Paris Hilton, has admitted she's fallen for one of the hunky extras in her debut flick House of Wax.

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Funny story: It's Official! Paris Hilton Is Divorcing Nicole Richie!

It's Official! Paris Hilton Is Divorcing Nicole Richie!

The Hollywood Hilton---In a media world saturated with fantastic schemes, Paris Hilton tells her old bud Nicole, "It's over. I don't love you any more." Nicole shoots back, "No wonder. The media feeding has calmed down and you've got Stavros...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Reveals Shocking Beauty Secrets!

Paris Hilton Reveals Shocking Beauty Secrets!

HOLLYWOOD (AP) After months of negotiations with various publications, Paris Hilton finally agreed to reveal a list of beauty secrets to Spoof reporter Craven Morehead. "I feel a special kinship with Mr. Morehead and am very comfortable in sharing...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Kisses LA Policeman after Bentley Crash

Paris Hilton Kisses LA Policeman after Bentley Crash

LOS ANGELES (Writers) - Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton reportedly kissed a Los Angeles policeman after he didn't book boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, the driver of her Bently for DWI after he rammed the back of a truck while leaving an nightclub. T...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To Convert Paris Hilton Into A Gambling Mecca With Martha Stewart's Help

Donald Trump Wants To Convert Paris Hilton Into A Gambling Mecca With Martha Stewart's Help

Paris, the City of Life---Looking for new arenas to invest in, The Donald, as he has become accustomed to be addressed by various and sundry, is setting his sights on the Paris Hilton as the ultimate get away destination with the commercial potential...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Tells Her Side of the Story!

Paris Hilton Tells Her Side of the Story!

Paris (AFP) Paris Hilton, heiress to several valuable Monopoly hotel properties, has recently tried to set the record straight about the many incorrect things written about her. She spoke to reporters gathered just outside of the Paris Hilton Hotel w...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital are now giving Paris Hilton a better than 50% chance of making a full recovery from her accident earlier in the week. "We are confident that scarring will be minimal. The dental surger...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Exposed By Queens Of Hollywood

Paris Hilton Exposed By Queens Of Hollywood

Paris, France---For reasons beyond her years, Paris Hilton is in hot water with Shirley MacLaine and Shirley Temple (Black).

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