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Funny story: Rumsfeld: "Killing is human nature, you liberal surrender monkeys"

Rumsfeld: "Killing is human nature, you liberal surrender monkeys"

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld put a political foot in the wrong leatherette marching boots today when questioned about Tuesday's car bombing in Iraq, that killed about 50 people. In his infinite wisdom, Rumsfeld suggested that there are murders i...

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Funny story: Stop Press: WMD found in Iraq

Stop Press: WMD found in Iraq

Cable channel "Fox News" got the jump on the other media by being the only channel to carry live coverage of President George Bush's announcement that they had finally found WMD in Iraq.

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Funny story: Charles shocks Basra troops in saucy outburst

Charles shocks Basra troops in saucy outburst

The morale of British troops stationed in Iraq has plummeted further after a disastrous visit to Basra by Prince Charles.

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Funny story: Bush: War was Kerry's Fault

Bush: War was Kerry's Fault

President George Bush has released a statement accusing the Democratic Party in general and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry in particular of forcing him to go to war against Iraq. "As the American People know, I was against the war from the start,"...

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Funny story: U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen.

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Funny story: Bush to Bury Kay

Bush to Bury Kay

President George W. Bush has devised a way to prove to the world that Saddam Hussein could have hidden Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq that still have haven't been found. In a speech this morning at the National Prayer Breakfast the President ann...

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Funny story: Bush Enters Rehab

Bush Enters Rehab

WASHINGTON - In a heartfelt and tearful press conference, President Bush finally admitted to the whole world his 10-year dependency on aspirin and Alka-Seltzer, which according to him greatly impaired his judgement in launching the war on Iraq.

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Funny story: The Play's the Thing

The Play's the Thing

The US Army is getting ready to release it’s latest video training game. If I remember correctly, the working name of the game is “ Killing Arabs for Oil” or something like that. I’ve always thought that military video games were a great idea.. I mean, if war isn’t fun, what fun is it? The game is a semi-realistic depiction of Special Forces operations in an unnamed Arab country (Iraq) and allows...

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Funny story: ABE Lincoln Reanimates kicks President Bush's Ass, destroys White House

ABE Lincoln Reanimates kicks President Bush's Ass, destroys White House

Washington George Bush and country music star Toby Keith met with Chief burros of the MUGO islands today to thank him for there support in the invasion and occupation of Iraq, MUGO population 400 and is on the list of the coalition of the will...

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Funny story: "Get more soldiers killed if you want Iraq contracts" Bush tells Europe

"Get more soldiers killed if you want Iraq contracts" Bush tells Europe

US President George W Bush has challenged his European partners to get more of their troops killed in Iraq if they want a bigger share of the beleaguered country's reconstruction contracts.   "Not en...

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Funny story: White House: Everything was Saddams Fault

White House: Everything was Saddams Fault

United States General Ricardo Sanchez has warned that the presence in Iraq of such terrorist masterminds as Abu Musad  Zarqawi and Hasan Ghul  are proof that the instability in the country are the direct fault of Saddam Hussein. " If S...

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Funny story: Kay: Iraq War Due to Lack of Intelligence

Kay: Iraq War Due to Lack of Intelligence

David Kay, Chief US Weapons Inspector, has blamed the Iraq War on a lack of adequate intelligence, namely George Bush's and his own, as well as every other official in the White House.   "I don't know why everyone i...

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Funny story: Pentagon Announces Stop-Loss Policy Enhancements

Pentagon Announces Stop-Loss Policy Enhancements

Now that the number of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq since the March 20 invasion has topped 500, the Pentagon has announced an enhanced version of its "stop-loss" policy to minimize troop losses during the occupation.

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Funny story: George Bush to Announce Controversial 3rd Term Quest in State of the Union Address

George Bush to Announce Controversial 3rd Term Quest in State of the Union Address

On Tuesday, U.S. President George W. Bush is slated to give a State of the Union Address, which is expected to focus on Bush's plans for the war in Iraq, the U.S. economy, health care, and education among other things.

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Funny story: DIY Saddam Hole - A Big Hit

DIY Saddam Hole - A Big Hit

After the revelation that Saddam Hussein had been living in a hole for months after the capture of Iraq, a British based construction firm put into motion the development of a new line for their repertoire - a do-it-yourself Saddam hidey hole. They s...

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Funny story: Second Saddam double arrested in Guantanamo

Second Saddam double arrested in Guantanamo

After the spectacular arrest of the first double of Saddam Hussein in December our sources report the arrest of another impersonator of Iraq's former leader currently held in the Guantanamo facility in Cuba.

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Funny story: UN Says No to More Bushes

UN Says No to More Bushes

United Nations Inspectors have revealed that Iraq, Iran and North Korea have secretly developing Bush Weapons of Mass Destruction in direct contravention of UN treaties.

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