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Funny story: Hillary "The Hun" Runs Amok With New Sec. of State Budget for "Personal Upgrades" & "Security!"

Hillary "The Hun" Runs Amok With New Sec. of State Budget for "Personal Upgrades" & "Security!"

Paris/Vanity Unfair - In a spending spree on personal perks, clothing, palace renovations , and transportation accommodations not seen here since Marie Antoinette, newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has single handedly provid...

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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...

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Funny story: Historians Determine that Titanic Actually Struck Hillary Clinton

Historians Determine that Titanic Actually Struck Hillary Clinton

In 1912, the Titanic struck and iceberg on the ship's maiden voyage and sank, causing the deaths of over 1000 people. Historians, working with a team of divers, have discovered that the ship did not strike just "any old iceberg." Instead, the liner...

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Funny story: Senator Hillary Clinton Authors Legislation to Make Secretary of State First in Line of Succession

Senator Hillary Clinton Authors Legislation to Make Secretary of State First in Line of Succession

Still Senator Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama's nominee for Secretary of State, has written legislation to make that office first in line for succession to the Presidency in the event of the President's death. Currently, the constitution says that t...

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Funny story: Hillary Looking Forward To Secretary Of State Position

Hillary Looking Forward To Secretary Of State Position

Washington DC-- Hillary Clinton was very excited over the weekend. She received the nod from Barack Obama to become the nation's next Secretary of State. The dim-witted senator from New York was a little uncertain about her new job responsibilities though, and spoke with the BBBC about her feelings. "I'm a little scared about the new job. I know a little shorthand and filing and stuff. I ca...

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Funny story: Both Clintons to utilize their Talents

Both Clintons to utilize their Talents

Washington DC, November, 24 2008: President Elect Barack Obama is expected to ask Senator Hillary Clinton to be the next Secretary of State in the new administration. Even Joe the plumber couldn't stop this leak! The nagging question, as during th...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton treated for hairballs after two weeks of Obama talks

Hillary Clinton treated for hairballs after two weeks of Obama talks

Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): Senator Hillary Clinton was rushed to the emergency room today and treated for a Lewinsky Syndrome Variant hairballs following protracted arselicking discussions for the Secretary of State's position in the Obama...

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Funny story: Clinton Advises Official Language Change

Clinton Advises Official Language Change

Secretary of State nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton is said to be advocating a change from English, as the first language, to Jive. She announced: "You know this will save all sorts of money when we no longer have to send out, you know, unemploymen...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sibling Senate Ethics Committee hears

Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sibling Senate Ethics Committee hears

Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): The Senate public appointments standards watchdog has heard evidence that desperate Secretary of State-wannabe Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sister. The testimony emerged after NATO military intelligence...

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Funny story: Pantie Post

Pantie Post

WASHINGTON - Barack Obama likes to wear satin panties from Hillary Clintons cabinet,it keeps his testicles smooth and shiny, Roddy Emanuel Obama's chief of dress said. But panties could be more important in an Obama administration than in some oth...

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Funny story: Hillary Rejects Reported Secretary of State Offer

Hillary Rejects Reported Secretary of State Offer

(Washington, DC) - Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) flatly ruled herself out as secretary of state in a Barack Obama administration. The perpetually pants-suited legislator frankly admitted she is far too corrupt and dishonest to fill such an honorable...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...

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Funny story: Bill worries Hillary and Barack

Bill worries Hillary and Barack

Now that Hillary Clinton has been "tapped" by Obama cronies to be his Secretary of State, concerns about the nomination are being raised with regard to her hubby, Bill. Since the end of his Presidency, Bill Clinton has carved out a path to immortali...

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Funny story: Bill could cost Hillary her Waxing post

Bill could cost Hillary her Waxing post

Sen. Hillary Clinton gave President-elect Barack Obama's his first brazilian bikini wax today. But his aides are becoming exasperated by the Clinton camp's demands that each pubic hair be individually plucked by former President Bill Clinton. The...

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Funny story: Racist White Backlash follows Obama Victory

Racist White Backlash follows Obama Victory

Red Neck, Alabama - Just within two weeks of Barack Obama's historic win as the first African-American presidential candidate, ugly signs of racist white backlash are beginning to appear across America. Widespread incidents are reported from Main...

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Funny story: Hillary quizzed about Bill's financial links to Russian Polonium-210 hit squad

Hillary quizzed about Bill's financial links to Russian Polonium-210 hit squad

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Hillary Clinton's aspirations to be the next US Secretary of State suffered a big blow (job) this weekend. Senate Appointments Committee sources confirmed the Senator for New York would have to disclos...

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Funny story: 2020 - The Year Of The Woman President.

2020 - The Year Of The Woman President.

Newsdate, Year 2024 - Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the anarchy that now besets us. Originally known as the second great Obama campaign, Palin soon eclipsed her boss in popularity as was well-remembered by the 98% female majority in the House and Senate that became outlawed once she became President For Life in 2020. It had long been believed t...

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