Two and a half tons of marijuana was discovered in an Afghani school, leading authorities to inspect other students' lockers only to discover twice that much in opium stashed away. "These enemy combatants think they can hide their drugs from us?"...
Hillary Clinton's whimsical leisure paintings are now becoming increasingly popular amongst men and boys around the globe. Clinton's paintings which have been 'swept under the covers' until recent times have sparked controversy worldwide. The artw...
Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...
A Limerick About Bill & Hillary A Love Limerick There was a statesman named Bill Whose wife would, down his back, cause such a chill "I'll just tell the Prez it'd be great If he'd make her Secretary of State So I won't have to dump her in a Jersey land-fill."...
Dulles International Airport/ Air Force Times - During Senator Hillary Clinton's recent appearance before Congress to request a Campaign Debt Bailout, she obviously learned what Big Three CEO's hadn't when they showed up to plead their cause in priva...
Hilarious Rodent Clinton is scrambling to reduce her massive campaign debt before she becomes the US Secretary of Sleaze, when federal ethics laws - and political sensitivities - will severely hamper her ability to do so. (Granting her nomination is...
Ny/NY / Campaign Times - The Clintons announced today they are facing another JOINT Political crisis. This time it involves their "empty" wallet and not one of their wayward penises! Following a Spoof Scoop of Aug. 24, 2008, "Hillary Broke! Fo...
YTRE FRØNNINGEN SOGN OG FJORDANE, NORWAY, EU-- Unique CFR-brokered Clinton-Obama power-sharing agreements in May 2008 secretly guaranteed President-Elect Clinton the Middle American presidency after giving Obama a turn, it has been revealed. The...
The soon-to-be Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, is said to be balking at her first assignment. According to the next administration's inner circle, President-elect Obama has specifically directed Ms. Clinton to fly to Somalia on the very day of...
The White House rocked today, when Hillary Clinton gave a politically incorrect rendition of 'Bye Bye Blackbird'. President elect, Obama was visibly shaken by her outburst, in the Oval Room, when he invited her to be Secretary of State. It was...
Paris/Vanity Unfair - In a spending spree on personal perks, clothing, palace renovations , and transportation accommodations not seen here since Marie Antoinette, newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has single handedly provid...
President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...
In 1912, the Titanic struck and iceberg on the ship's maiden voyage and sank, causing the deaths of over 1000 people. Historians, working with a team of divers, have discovered that the ship did not strike just "any old iceberg." Instead, the liner...
Still Senator Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama's nominee for Secretary of State, has written legislation to make that office first in line for succession to the Presidency in the event of the President's death. Currently, the constitution says that t...
Washington DC-- Hillary Clinton was very excited over the weekend. She received the nod from Barack Obama to become the nation's next Secretary of State. The dim-witted senator from New York was a little uncertain about her new job responsibilities though, and spoke with the BBBC about her feelings. "I'm a little scared about the new job. I know a little shorthand and filing and stuff. I ca...
Washington DC, November, 24 2008: President Elect Barack Obama is expected to ask Senator Hillary Clinton to be the next Secretary of State in the new administration. Even Joe the plumber couldn't stop this leak! The nagging question, as during th...
Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): Senator Hillary Clinton was rushed to the emergency room today and treated for a Lewinsky Syndrome Variant hairballs following protracted arselicking discussions for the Secretary of State's position in the Obama...
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