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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

A new 'World's Tallest Building' has been built, this time in India. Rising to 740 metres, and surpassing the 162-storey Burj Dubai, it stands 170 storeys high, but its most notable feature is that it has been constructed entirely of Cow Dung. The...

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Funny story: Wall Street Pulls Entire Stock Off Shelves Following Melamine Scare

Wall Street Pulls Entire Stock Off Shelves Following Melamine Scare

Wall Street stopped all trading today when traces of melamine were found in several blue chip stocks. The NYSE began the day as usual with Mr Tu Bai, Chinese Chairman of White Rabbit Candy Company, ringing the opening bell. However, by 10:30 a.m. pan...

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Funny story: Cigarette packs to carry graphic picture warnings

Cigarette packs to carry graphic picture warnings

To get kids to stop smoking, the government has mandated cigarette companies put scary pictures on all packs. Here's what some of the new pictures will look like: * Frightening close-ups of Yul Brenner's autopsy photos graciously left by the old actor after dying of lung cancer. * Frightening close-ups of severed limbs and heads strewn about the road after automobile accidents. * And...

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Funny story: Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

LONDON UK: Dyson has done it again, a first in it's field. The top boffin has invented the first bagless colostomy. Surgeons are celebrating the new invention as a wonder, however other Leading surgeons from around the world have their doubts abou...

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Funny story: Outbreak of Jaundice Linked to Yellow Highlighters

Outbreak of Jaundice Linked to Yellow Highlighters

Originally labeled as a "Hepatic Jaundice" outbreak by the center for disease control, white collar offices in several major cities across the U.S. had reported a sudden increase in workers developing yellow shaded skin. Normally linked to liver dis...

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Funny story: Uncle Sam Has a Heart Attack

Uncle Sam Has a Heart Attack

Wall Street Journal, September, 2008: Our favorite Uncle Sam suffered a Coronary heart attack this week. He was immediately rushed to the emergency room at Washington DC General Hospital. Dr. Bush the resident emergency room physician diagnosed th...

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Funny story: Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

British health authorities are urging UK's MD's to stop their use of the ADHD pharmaceutical, Ritalin. British Doctors without Boundaries spokesperson, Kent Keep-Concentration protested the ruling on behalf of the whomevers he represents: "Wit...

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Funny story: Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Designer cosmetic surgery has come a long way since facelifts started it all way back in the fashion-conscious 1970s, but today's women have more on their minds than what their faces look like - they want their vaginas looking their best as well!...

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Funny story: Bush Announces Health Care Funding for the Masses!

Bush Announces Health Care Funding for the Masses!

President George W. Bush announced today that he has designated two billion dollars to fund health care for ladybugs. Surprisingly, more that 100 billion ladybugs are currently without healthcare. "This is a travesty for the bugs which provide es...

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Funny story: Alcohol, wonder cure for everything.

Alcohol, wonder cure for everything.

In breaking news today it was revealed that alcohol was the answer to all the worlds problems. Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse said today, "I have been trying to find all sorts of answers to all sorts of problems when I just had enough."...

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Funny story: Kim Jong, Ill

Kim Jong, Ill

There was a media frenzy this morning, with journalists from all over the world clamouring for information, when it was announced that North Korean porn star, Kim Jong, was ill. Jong is a leading figure in Asian porn, and has starred in several mo...

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Funny story: Soapbox Derby Causes Hernia

Soapbox Derby Causes Hernia

AKRON - At the Soapbox Derby time trials held here today, Lazlo Toth, a twelve year old participant in the race suffered a double hernia when he attempted to push his racecar up an incline. Toth was taken to the Henry Ford Hospital by ambulance,...

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Funny story: New NHS Lottery announced

New NHS Lottery announced

The National Health Service has announced today that it is joining forces with National Lottery organisers 'Camelot' to produce the 'Health Lottery'. Sick and dying people simply buy a ticket in the usual manner by picking six numbers. Every Satur...

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Funny story: Department of Health closes Major League Baseball Stadium Dugouts

Department of Health closes Major League Baseball Stadium Dugouts

Outbreaks of bacterial and viral diseases have spurred the U.S. Public Health Service officials to close the dugouts in all Major League Baseball stadiums. Technician's retrieved samples of saliva- laden drinking cups, chewing gum and tobacco that w...

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Funny story: A Minute's Silence Has Profound Health Benefits

A Minute's Silence Has Profound Health Benefits

The World Health Organisation has today announced that "a minutes silence" does in fact have profound healing properties. The minutes silence, traditionally used for Remembrance Ceremonies to show respect for the dead, has now been adopted for other...

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Funny story: Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...

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Funny story: Move On (dot) Org Expands Business Opportunities

Move On (dot) Org Expands Business Opportunities

Denver CO, 18 August 2008: Move On (dot) Org announced today that their new pharmaceutical company HarMonica Inc will be releasing a non-prescription drug called MOVE. The product release is timed to coincide with the Democratic Party Convention bein...

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