Ever experience a couple of cold winter, or pollen-strewn summer, days of coughing and wheezing, taking yourself off to the doctor and telling him you feel like sh*t? In Holland you'd probably be diagnosed with a severe respiratory infection and...
Scientists have discovered a credible cure for insomnia or sleep deprivation. Its called Gordon Brown, UK Prime Minister. Acording to scientific experts, just listening to Mr Brown's sonorious speeches will induce deep sleep in a matter of second...
In a fascinating, multi-million dollar government grant study, scientists discovered children's thumbs have grown inversely proportional to the evolutionary curve. Apparently, some accelerating factor is extending and most times exceeding the length...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- People fed junk food which included MSG and Aspartame for nine months developed the abnormal brain tangles typical of Alzheimer's disease, just released FDA research indicated on Friday. The findings show how the typical...
Musical instruments and car parts were among those left inside four patients after surgery, the Hospital Authority has revealed in the latest issue of its ''Be Careful Alert.'' Musical instruments and car parts including a violin, trombone and a s...
LONDON - Doctors have given a woman a new vagina with tissue grown from her own cat. "This technique has great promise we can make a new vagina from a pussy," said Dr. Eric Genital, who did a similar transplant in 2005 on a monkey at Mount Behind...
The World Health Organisation has announced plans to have health warnings placed on the packaging of 'high risk' foods. The move comes in an effort to combat the worldwide 'Epidemics' of Diabetes and Heart disease. The campaign will be similar...
A system of presumed consent for organ donation was rejected today after a panel of experts investigated organ donation across the world. Spain has the highest rate of organ donation in the world, and has been running a presumed consent system for...
Vitamin K or Y pills do not help prevent premature ejaculation in men, concludes the same big study that last week found these supplements ineffective for warding off piles. The public has been cheated by good and bad news about vitamins, much of...
Since the flu season is almost here, a survey of general practitioners have been consulted and the following recommendations are highly recommended for everyone, especially for the now older, softer candy-ass Baby Boomers: 1. If your child comes home from school all coughing, sweating and wheezing, immediately lock him in the attic or in the basement and feed him his food and pills through a...
After a year of research into the antiseptic qualities of the typical over-the-counter, alcohol based hand sanitizer, researchers now admit that the ingredients in the sanitizer are no more effective than the spit from any mother's mouth. Side by...
In an effort to combat the obesity epidemic running rife through Britain £30million has been earmarked to five towns and cities across the UK to allow the to fight the flab. Manchester Council leader Pat Carnivore is to receive £10million of the p...
Worst President Ever GWB has begun his eleventh hour executive post election initiatives with an attack on the healthcare of the poorest Americans. As in the days of segregation when now infamous elected racists stood in the portals of institutions o...
In another shocking blunder, it was revealed today that doctors at 4 different hospitals in Kent failed to spot a patient whose head was completely decapitated from his body. 'It's absolutely disgusting' said a hospital cleaner this morning as she...
John McCain may have had serious bouts with skin cancer but his running mate according to recently revealed mental health reports is a much sicker puppy. Palin has been diagnosed with Megalomania Giganticus. This rare but fatal mental illness h...
CTS. The Silent Killer! - Unspoken of for too long, an insidious killer lurks in our midst. A silent affliction, mainly affecting older men, it gradually overwhelms, so slowly yet so comfortably that the victim is blissfully unaware of his own impend...
Betty June Woodcock, a passive, mousy little waitress at the Farm Boy, was put in her place Tuesday by co-waitress, 180-pound big busty blonde, Joanie Dale Belcher. "Oh, thank you sweetie for coming all the way over to my set of tables and servin...
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