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Funny story: McCain Reveals that He is Sicker than Obama's Granny!

McCain Reveals that He is Sicker than Obama's Granny!

Medical experts have been frustrated by the limited access to the candidates' health records. Nothing has appeared on Palin except for some tantalizing hints of frostbite and megalomania; Biden won't reveal the full details of the persistent tric...

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Funny story: Keith Richards in dead mystery

Keith Richards in dead mystery

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was left red faced when he had a medical for a new life insurance policy. It appears that the legendary rocker had been dead for at least 15 years. Keith said "I had a strange feeling in my chest back in...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed announcement on Monday

Kim Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed announcement on Monday

Pyongyang - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): North Korean party officials are poised to announce that their beloved leader Kim Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed has died from a congenital disease caught from his birth mother the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch. Kim, 69, has...

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Funny story: Heart attack plan 'to save mone....erm...lives'

Heart attack plan 'to save mone....erm...lives'

The UK government announced via the medium of dance today that they are going to introduce a 'cold standard' of treatment in London for heart attack patients. 'We've given up really' said Health Minister Lord Arid Carzi. "In London alone, a 5% c...

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Funny story: Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Sacherine, California - "Sugar, Sugar" the classic 1969 number-one hit single by fictional characters The Archies, has been implicated in the death of 573 diabetics worldwide. The song has been pulled from air play by radio DJs and likewise pulled fr...

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Funny story: Cell phone use causes rash

Cell phone use causes rash

Using your phone for long periods of time may cause a rash to develop on your face and ears, doctors warn. Dermatologists believe the condition is on the rise, and warn that the rash may spread to other parts of the body especially in users who p...

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Funny story: Arthur Pewty In Health Scare

Arthur Pewty In Health Scare

What can only be described as a media feeding frenzy descended on the flat of Neasden crime boss Arthur Pewty just minutes ago as reports emerged of a possible health scare. The rumour mill went into overdrive with reports that Beryl Pewty had tel...

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Funny story: World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

World's Tallest Building Is Now In India

A new 'World's Tallest Building' has been built, this time in India. Rising to 740 metres, and surpassing the 162-storey Burj Dubai, it stands 170 storeys high, but its most notable feature is that it has been constructed entirely of Cow Dung. The...

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Funny story: Wall Street Pulls Entire Stock Off Shelves Following Melamine Scare

Wall Street Pulls Entire Stock Off Shelves Following Melamine Scare

Wall Street stopped all trading today when traces of melamine were found in several blue chip stocks. The NYSE began the day as usual with Mr Tu Bai, Chinese Chairman of White Rabbit Candy Company, ringing the opening bell. However, by 10:30 a.m. pan...

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Funny story: Cigarette packs to carry graphic picture warnings

Cigarette packs to carry graphic picture warnings

To get kids to stop smoking, the government has mandated cigarette companies put scary pictures on all packs. Here's what some of the new pictures will look like: * Frightening close-ups of Yul Brenner's autopsy photos graciously left by the old actor after dying of lung cancer. * Frightening close-ups of severed limbs and heads strewn about the road after automobile accidents. * And...

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Funny story: Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

LONDON UK: Dyson has done it again, a first in it's field. The top boffin has invented the first bagless colostomy. Surgeons are celebrating the new invention as a wonder, however other Leading surgeons from around the world have their doubts abou...

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Funny story: Outbreak of Jaundice Linked to Yellow Highlighters

Outbreak of Jaundice Linked to Yellow Highlighters

Originally labeled as a "Hepatic Jaundice" outbreak by the center for disease control, white collar offices in several major cities across the U.S. had reported a sudden increase in workers developing yellow shaded skin. Normally linked to liver dis...

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Funny story: Uncle Sam Has a Heart Attack

Uncle Sam Has a Heart Attack

Wall Street Journal, September, 2008: Our favorite Uncle Sam suffered a Coronary heart attack this week. He was immediately rushed to the emergency room at Washington DC General Hospital. Dr. Bush the resident emergency room physician diagnosed th...

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Funny story: Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

British health authorities are urging UK's MD's to stop their use of the ADHD pharmaceutical, Ritalin. British Doctors without Boundaries spokesperson, Kent Keep-Concentration protested the ruling on behalf of the whomevers he represents: "Wit...

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Funny story: Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Designer cosmetic surgery has come a long way since facelifts started it all way back in the fashion-conscious 1970s, but today's women have more on their minds than what their faces look like - they want their vaginas looking their best as well!...

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Funny story: Bush Announces Health Care Funding for the Masses!

Bush Announces Health Care Funding for the Masses!

President George W. Bush announced today that he has designated two billion dollars to fund health care for ladybugs. Surprisingly, more that 100 billion ladybugs are currently without healthcare. "This is a travesty for the bugs which provide es...

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Funny story: Alcohol, wonder cure for everything.

Alcohol, wonder cure for everything.

In breaking news today it was revealed that alcohol was the answer to all the worlds problems. Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse said today, "I have been trying to find all sorts of answers to all sorts of problems when I just had enough."...

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