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Funny story: Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

Jamie Oliver claims healthy food is UNHEALTHY

In a remarkable change of heart celebrity chef and school dinner campaigner, Jamie Oliver, admits that healthy food can seriously damage your heath.

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Funny story: Yoplait Company Memo Reveals Insidious Plot

Yoplait Company Memo Reveals Insidious Plot

Yoplait yogurt's Yellow-Polka Dot Bikini commercials have been discovered to be the product of a company conspiracy to exploit pre-Spring Break anorexic and bulimic practices of college girls.

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Funny story: Ray Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco

Ray Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco

Bushcraft expert, Ray Mears, was in hospital last night as an episode of 'Wild Food' went tits up.

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Funny story: Eat Curry And Live Longer It's Official

Eat Curry And Live Longer It's Official

As if you needed it confirmed but here it is anyway: eating curry is really good for you - and that's official.

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Funny story: French Fries From Hell

French Fries From Hell

Samuel Michael Schildkraut worked for a McDonald's in New Orleans, pre-Katrina. He was hired as a manager-trainee.

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Funny story: Jack in the Box introduces new "gay" menu

Jack in the Box introduces new "gay" menu

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA--In a press conference yesterday, Jack, CEO of The billion dollar Jack-in-the-Box corporation (JBX), announced the break up of his 13 year marriage to wife, Criket

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Funny story: China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.

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Funny story: New No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss

New No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss

First there was No-Carb then Some-Carb then Low-Fat then No-Fat until finally along came the All-The-Cabbage-You-Can-Eat-Without-Barfing diet. Now, thanks to the miracle of the late night Infomercial you too for only 4 easy payments of blah blah blah...

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Funny story: Use Lemon Grass, George

Use Lemon Grass, George

December 29, Taxes - Bush said that he needs more time for consultation before he finalizes and announces the new Iraqi policy.

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Funny story: FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.

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Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.

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Funny story: Restaurant Chain, Dairy Queen Comes Out of Closet With New Menu

Restaurant Chain, Dairy Queen Comes Out of Closet With New Menu

In the inaugurate climate that now is beginning to pervade in Washington since the president admitted being gay to the American public, international restaurant chain, Dairy Queen has a little secret to reveal.

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Funny story: Oliver Gets Some More

Oliver Gets Some More

Cheeky chappie cock-en-ee chef, Jamie Oliver, is reported to be loosing his battle against his expanding waist line.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

PARIS - Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton is to appear naked in a series of ads promoting the "Tongue Condom" (TC) as an effective weight loss tool.

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Funny story: Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.

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Funny story: Food Celeb Rachael Ray to Feed Discovery Shuttle Crew

Food Celeb Rachael Ray to Feed Discovery Shuttle Crew

NASA has announced that food celeb and talk show host Rachael Ray has done some catering for the next trip into space.

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Funny story: Moonie pastor's shark racket

Moonie pastor's shark racket

London - (Associated Mess): Was shark on the menu at the ill-fated Itsu Nuke Bar and Sushi Diner on Halloween night when hapless ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko had his date with destiny?...

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