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Funny story: Famine Victims Can't Believe Some Of The Crap Food Aid That's Thrown At Them

Famine Victims Can't Believe Some Of The Crap Food Aid That's Thrown At Them

Starving men, women and children of famine-stricken regions of Africa have been voicing their growing dissatisfaction over the content of food aid that the UN and other independent aid agencies are currently administering to them to alleviate their h...

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Accuses Beef Industry of Starting Bird Flu

Colonel Sanders Accuses Beef Industry of Starting Bird Flu

Colonel Harland Sanders has accused the world's beef industry of starting the bird flu panic. "Hey, they bio-engineered this disease in some lab to kill the birds and take over the fast food industry. They are afraid that Original Recipe a...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Turkey-Eating Derailed by Bird Flu Pandemic

Thanksgiving Turkey-Eating Derailed by Bird Flu Pandemic

Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu virus spread by ingesting...

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Funny story: Stronger Warnings on Impotence Drugs

Stronger Warnings on Impotence Drugs

Washington (Spoof) - Advocates from a U.S. consumer protection group called Public Citizen filed a petition with the Food and Drug Administration calling for a black box warning to appear prominently on all labels of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra warni...

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Funny story: Graffiti "Artists" Tagging New Orleans

Graffiti "Artists" Tagging New Orleans

New Orleans - With law and order mostly restored, sufficient food and water for holdouts, and floodwater levels going down by the day, New Orleans has a new problem. Graffiti "Artists," a.k.a. "Taggers." Today, two FEMA employe...

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Funny story: Iraqis Offer United States Oil for Food Assistance

Iraqis Offer United States Oil for Food Assistance

BAGHDAD (Reuters) Responding to the state of emergency in the wake of the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina, Iraqi officials announced this afternoon that they are offering the United States an oil for food program.

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Funny story: New Orleans McDonalds indicted

New Orleans McDonalds indicted

"the citizens of New Orleans deserved better" stated Federal Prosecutors as they indicted McDonalds for failing to provide food and milkshakes in downtown New Orleans.

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Funny story: Looters: "Shoot to Kill"

Looters: "Shoot to Kill"

Washington: President Bush today recommended a "zero tolerance" policy towards looters. "Food, water, plasma TV's, it's all the same. If it doesn't belong to someone, that means, if they stole it, that it wasn't the...

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Funny story: FDA Puts off Contraceptive Decision, Agency in Trouble

FDA Puts off Contraceptive Decision, Agency in Trouble

Washington - The Food and Drug Administration put off it's controversial decision on the Plan B "Morning After" pill a little too long, according to Senate Majority Leader Tom Delay, and is now "An Agency in Trouble." With...

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Funny story: Robertson's 'Killing For Christ' Nets KFC Lawsuit

Robertson's 'Killing For Christ' Nets KFC Lawsuit

MEMPHIS, TN-America's values have been cast into turmoil. Religion and nutrition are locked in moral and mortal combat, with the country's favorite fast food pitted against one of the nation's foremost evangelists.

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Funny story: Dietary Breakthrough - New Technology ‘Cleanses' Food of Calories

Dietary Breakthrough - New Technology ‘Cleanses' Food of Calories

Palo Alto, CA -- Chemical Engineers at the world famous All-You-Can-Eat Nutrition Research Laboratory 24/7 Drive-Through have perfected a procedure that will turn the diet and nutrition world upside-down: they've found a way to separate the foods we...

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Funny story: Al Gore Invents Broadcasting Company

Al Gore Invents Broadcasting Company

New York, Tennessee, Washington and anywhere else he can find a soapbox---Al Gore, a self-described recovering political junk food junkie, is about to go on the ultimate power trip and launch his own cable network, broadcasting his brand of news sta...

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Funny story: I Think I Might Be Addicted To Food

I Think I Might Be Addicted To Food

It's the hardest thing in the world to admit to an addiction but, after much anguished deliberation, I feel as though it's time I came clean. I've been hiding this terrible secret for far too long. For you see, as long as I can remember now, I've had a deperate dependency on food, to the the extent that I sometimes eat up to 3 - 4 full meals a day. My situation has become hopeless,...

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Funny story: Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit

Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit

Chirac, Schröder and Vladimir Putin have already set an appallingly bad example at the start of the G8 summit as they have been photographed eating to excess whilst others in the world go without food. The Giant African snails were flown into Gleneag...

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Funny story: Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow

Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow

TOKYO (UPI)-In a move that has enraged environmentalists, a fast food chain in Japan has begun offering a supersized "Blue Whale Burger" even as anti-whaling nations urged Japan to cut back on its whale catch at an international conference on whaling...

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Funny story: C.D.C. Determines that Laboratories Cause Cancer in Rats

C.D.C. Determines that Laboratories Cause Cancer in Rats

The Centers for Disease Control, in a joint study with the Food and Drug Administration, the Mayo Clinic, and Johns Hopkins University announced today that laboratories cause cancer in expiremenatal test rodent subjects.

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Funny story: Fogle and Subway Split

Fogle and Subway Split

Washington, WA. Jared Fogle, the international face of Subway, has parted company with his employers, according to reports. The acrimonious split first came to light when Fogle was spotted at a rival fast food 'restaurant' indulging in high...

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