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Funny story: The Reasons GM Failed, Revealed

The Reasons GM Failed, Revealed

Detroit MI: The Detroit Automotive Digest published the following letter from GM's new CEO that was sent to all GM employees. The letter fills in some key elements leading up to the government bailout and bankruptcy of the giant automaker. OFFICE OF THE GENERAL MOTORS CORPORATION CEO 31 March 2009 TO: GM Management, Labor Unions, an...

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Funny story: Obama Daughters Caught in Labyrinth

Obama Daughters Caught in Labyrinth

Chicago, IL. The daughters of President Barack Obama, Malia and Sasha, had to be rescued out of a labyrinth by the fire brigade, when on a visit to Chicago this weekend. When asked what they thought when lost in the labyrinth, the Obama daughters...

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Funny story: How to be fashionably hit by the recession

How to be fashionably hit by the recession

Have you been hit by recession? If not, you should be. Being not hit by recession in a highly recessionary economic environment is a sure sign of being an 'out-of-touch with reality' member of the bourgeois class, a barbaric relic of the glorious pre-recessionary times. So what if you are a billionaire business tycoon or a multi-millionaire Hollywood star owning wealth that can feed a dozen of...

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Funny story: Potheads Real Cause Of Economic Downturn.

Potheads Real Cause Of Economic Downturn.

The true cause of the economic downturn has now become apparent during the Obama Presidencies new experiment with using the Internet to directly access the American public's opinion. When asked what needed to be down to solve the nations financial p...

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Funny story: Huns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis

Huns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis

Germany spent much of the first half of the twentieth century trying to take control of France and various other parts of the world. Ironically after being rescued by an Anglo-American alliance not once but twice, 21st Century frogs have decided that...

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Funny story: Rich No Longer Protected From Realities Of Life By Poor

Rich No Longer Protected From Realities Of Life By Poor

Tragedy has hit the upper levels of our society today as the economic crisis has caused many of the rich to lose their cushion of poor people that protected them from having to experience the basics of life. Many of the rich now have to polish their...

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Funny story: Pension grows as clueless mob storm the Edinburgh lair of former banking vampire.

Pension grows as clueless mob storm the Edinburgh lair of former banking vampire.

The furious but inept mob baying for Goodwins blood and brandishing an array of weapons warned of more attacks on UK wankers. The warning preceeded the attack on Sir Fred Goodwins castle of evil by a pitch fork, and torch wielding mob who promptly bu...

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Funny story: AIG Bonus Money to be Diverted to Congress

AIG Bonus Money to be Diverted to Congress

The United States Congress has announced that the millions in AIG bonus money that they had returned from AIG executives will be sent to Washington. The money will be evenly split between the 435 Representatives and 100 Senators as a bonus for their...

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Funny story: G20 to propose civilized death as final solution

G20 to propose civilized death as final solution

LONDON, England - According to Mr. Brown, host, world finance ministers have reached a sudden agreement. "If all the world's currencies aren't working now, what good will it do to introduce another one, such as the Amero or the acmetal, or or th...

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Funny story: Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

God Almighty in close association with Satan has created a special hell for CEO's and other business leaders who have helped to create the present world-wide financial meltdown (it seems Satan himself couldn't stomach the gall of these money-engorged...

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Funny story: Brazilian president blames 'white basketball players with blue socks' for world's economic problems

Brazilian president blames 'white basketball players with blue socks' for world's economic problems

Brazilian president Loopi Loco de Silva claimed that current world economic problems were not the result of international trading and deficit budgeting, but caused by 'white basketball players with blue socks'. The surprise announcement was made a...

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Funny story: Brown "Pound winner brown"

Brown "Pound winner brown"

LONDON, England - Last week, Brown had called me to his office to release to me an exclusive story about the Pound. Brown had felt that the Pound was in danger of being devalued by the emerging acmetal (ACME) world fiat currency, backed only by the...

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Funny story: Financial Superheroes Of Our Time!

Financial Superheroes Of Our Time!

They are our heroes. They are the ones who have been leading us through the darkness into the light. They are the gods that we look to for inspiration and survival. They are the strong ones who protect us from the evils of the world. No, they are not the Watchmen, the X-Men or Batman. They are: THE FINANCIAL SUPERHEROES! Leaders of our society that have chosen a life...

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Funny story: Obama: US Will Generate Billions With One Long Month

Obama: US Will Generate Billions With One Long Month

Washington, DC - The president plans to have legislation introduced in the house that would eliminate all but one month of the year. That month would be February. Under the legislation February would be 365 days long, with an extra day of February ta...

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Funny story: DEFLATION! - Britain hits deflation as prices rise 3.2%

DEFLATION! - Britain hits deflation as prices rise 3.2%

For the first time since the great depression, Britain is in deflation - a period of falling prices. Inflation rose by 0.2% to reach 3.2%, sending economic experts and commentators into panic about plummeting prices. 'Falling prices are terrible,'...

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Funny story: Accrington Man Is A Bit Annoyed

Accrington Man Is A Bit Annoyed

Steve Gaunt, of Accrington, has recently voiced his opinions on the global economic crisis and the reasons behind it, it was revealed by his close friends and family. "I'm just a bit annoyed, really. The credit crunch is really hurting me and my...

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Funny story: Insurance Ogre's Boners Turn Bonuses to Poo

Insurance Ogre's Boners Turn Bonuses to Poo

Clever witch Blackrack and her worlock hubbie, Mullpointgard cast a spell on GAG insurance ogre and their bonuses and bailouts turned to poo. Poo is the newest, latest world currency that can only be spent on doing good. GAG millionaire bonus babies...

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