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Funny story: Lance Armstrong: "Zee French are a spineless bunch of snail-eating sore losers!"

Lance Armstrong: "Zee French are a spineless bunch of snail-eating sore losers!"

Taunted by French press claims that he took performance enhancing drugs to peddle his way to victory in the Tour de France, Lance Armstrong has begun to fight back.

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Funny story: Oregon Legalizes Meth, Puts Sudafed behind the Counter

Oregon Legalizes Meth, Puts Sudafed behind the Counter

Portland - Oregon today passed legislation which outlaws the possession or sale of pseudoephedrin based cold medicines while legalizing crystal meth. Said Governor Kulongoski, "It's not the drugs themselves that are the problem, it's t...

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Funny story: US Soldiers Freak Out in Iraq, Turn to Drugs, Grand Theft Auto

US Soldiers Freak Out in Iraq, Turn to Drugs, Grand Theft Auto

WASHINGTON (AP)--A US Army report says that the majority of the American soldiers in Iraq have turned to drugs after developing extreme morale and psychological problems, with mental stress, psychosis and paranoia most severely affecting National Gua...

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Funny story: No drugs thanks - we're cyclists

No drugs thanks - we're cyclists

The French Professional Cyclists' Association is in turmoil this week over a series of allegations that some cyclists are not taking drugs.

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Funny story: "Dont Do Drugs" Ads Succesful; Alcohol sales soar

"Dont Do Drugs" Ads Succesful; Alcohol sales soar

In a surprising outcome, the "Don't Do Drugs" advirtisements that have hit America by storm in the past couple years are starting to affect it. The alcohol sales in the past quarter have almost doubled, which seems to point to the anti-...

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Funny story: Alaska gives drugs in schools an "OK"

Alaska gives drugs in schools an "OK"

Alaska-- Last Tuesday morning the people of Alaska voted on whether there should be drugs in their school system or not. The poll was a very close one but the "Yes" people won with 52% of the vote.

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Funny story: Editorial: Being a high school student in America is probably better than being one in Iraq

Editorial: Being a high school student in America is probably better than being one in Iraq

I think that it must be better to be a high school student here than in Iraq. I mean, here you can publish whatever you want, and, because of the first amendment, no one can do anything to you. For example I could say right now that George W. Bush smoked illegal drugs and is an alcoholic and I wont get beaten up for it. But if I was a high school student in Iraq and I said that we should become a...

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Funny story: Santa's Elves Test Positive for Drugs

Santa's Elves Test Positive for Drugs

The North Pole - Santa's elves, after credible, reliable information was obtained, were asked to submit to a drug test, which they failed. Santa and his other staff members stated that possible drug abuse was suspected after the elves behavior becam...

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Funny story: George W Bush in drink/drugs hell

George W Bush in drink/drugs hell

WASHINGTON (AP) - During a candid interview with Geraldo Rivera on NBC's Internight discussion program, President George W Bush spoke about his 'drink/drugs hell'.

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Funny story: New miracle medicines revealed

New miracle medicines revealed

Once there wasn't even a drug to take away the pain of surgery. Today there are drugs that keep people on their feet even when their feet are ridden with severe Cyocosis and their toenails grow inside out. Scientists say that if the progress of medicine continues at the rate it is going now, the life-expectancy of a human being will be 234 by the year 2989. But that is just an estimati...

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Funny story: Steroids infiltrating Washington, Wall St.

Steroids infiltrating Washington, Wall St.

Recent reports of a steroid epidemic in Major League Baseball have spurred shocking allegations about widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs among stock brokers, politicians and TV news reporters. "Half the brokers on the floor of the New...

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Funny story: The Organ Donor Crisis: How YOU Can Help!

The Organ Donor Crisis: How YOU Can Help!

You may have noticed in the news lately that we're currently in a crisis. That crisis is not drugs, poverty, or domestic violence. No, my friends, our nation is currently faced with a shortage of organ donations. As crazy as it may seem, in this land of abundance, violence, and abundant violence, we can't seem to get organ transplants to people who desperately need them, primarily due to l...

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Funny story: Drugs abuse becoming a problem

Drugs abuse becoming a problem

A report today has shown that constant drugs abuse is becoming problem...

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Funny story: U.S. Wins War on Drugs

U.S. Wins War on Drugs

Columbia to be 51st State in Union...

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Funny story: Robbie Williams single in drugs storm

Robbie Williams single in drugs storm

Robbie Williams' new single ‘Ecstasy' will be released on February 9, despite controversy over whether the song advocates the use of the Class A dance drug of the same name.

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand Interview

Rio Ferdinand Interview

We were due to interview the England Defender about the forgotten drugs test incident, but unfortunately he's forgotten about the interview so err... well that's it I suppose.

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Funny story: Bush Deported - Undesirable Alien

Bush Deported - Undesirable Alien

George W. Bush's visit to Britain was cancelled after the much troubled president failed a drugs test given to him as he got off the steps of Airforce 1.

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