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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Be Signing An Executive Order Changing The Name of the Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Be Signing An Executive Order Changing The Name of the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Washington Globe Express is reporting that President Trump has just announced an update on the Coronavirus. He told the Globe Express that he is going to legally change the name of the virus from the foreign-sounding Corona...

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Funny story: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers

Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers

BILLINGSGATE POST: A potential apocalypse averted: Outmanned and outgunned, the albino raccoon hairpiece of President Trump surrendered to FBI Storm Troopers early this morning. In an audacious mix of chutzpah and downright arrogance, the FBI strik...

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Funny story: All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

All My Women and This Nonsense #Metoo Movement I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.' Donald Trump Now Available on Amazon Love me or hate me, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants, and s...

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Funny story: South Carolina Woman Wowed by Trump Rally

South Carolina Woman Wowed by Trump Rally

Carrie Richie came away "amazed and inspired" from United States President Donald Trump’s recent campaign rally in North Charleston, South Carolina. “Think what you like about Trump, his energy was incredible,” said Richie, whose 17-year-old son,...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Is Endorsed by Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, and Beto O’Rourke At a Dallas Campaign Rally

Joe Biden Is Endorsed by Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, and Beto O’Rourke At a Dallas Campaign Rally

DALLAS – Joe Biden had a huge campaign rally at The Ten-Gallon Hat Convention Center in Big D. The first to endorse him was Pete “The Kid” Buttigieg. He said that he likes Biden because he has never made a gay joke unlike President “Rhino Butt” T...

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Funny story: Trump To Abolish Leap Year for Treating Him Very Unfairly

Trump To Abolish Leap Year for Treating Him Very Unfairly

WASHINGTON, D.C.- With the stock market plummeting past correction territory, global coronavirus fears, and a constant barrage of criticism from journalists and Democrats for his egregious lies, President Trump announced on February 29th that he will...

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Funny story: My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim Now Available on Amazon Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser -- having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life! Donald J. Trump Now Available on Amazon I’m the on...

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Funny story: President Trump Says That He Now Knows Who Brought The Coronavirus To The United States

President Trump Says That He Now Knows Who Brought The Coronavirus To The United States

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Trump says that he has finally found out how the Coronavirus got to the United States' shores. POTUS said that Rudy Giuliani spoke with a member of the Chinese Department of Food, and it appears that the virus was broug...

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Funny story: Progressive Republicans Aim to Change System from Within by Having Conflicted Feelings about Continuing to Go Along with System as It Is

Progressive Republicans Aim to Change System from Within by Having Conflicted Feelings about Continuing to Go Along with System as It Is

“I believe in change from within,” said progressive Republican Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, who gained notoriety for his much-debated decision to vote in favor of excluding witnesses from the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trum...

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Funny story: President Trump Sarcastically Chimes In On The South Carolina Democratic Primary

President Trump Sarcastically Chimes In On The South Carolina Democratic Primary

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was asked by a reporter with RumorLand News for his opinion on the Democratic Primary. Trump grinned and said that he didn’t really see much of of it because he was watching reruns of “Gilligan’s Island.” He d...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wins Big In A South Carolina Blowout!

Joe Biden Wins Big In A South Carolina Blowout!

COLUMBIA, South Carolina – Former Vice-President, Joe Biden, showed that there is still a lot of gas in his tank, as he scored a resounding victory in the South Carolina Democratic Primary, winning close to 50% of the vote. President Trump sent hi...

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Funny story: President Trump Defends The Houston Astros

President Trump Defends The Houston Astros

BRANDYWINE, Maryland – Republican, Donald Trump, was interviewed by Sports Balls Illustrated writer, Pistachio Custer, and was asked what he thought about the Houston Astros Sign-Stealing Scandal. POTUS put his Big Mac burger down, grinned like th...

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Funny story: Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...

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Funny story: US to shutdown internet to stop spread of new Online Coronavirus

US to shutdown internet to stop spread of new Online Coronavirus

US officials have confirmed the internet will be shut down. Director of US internet relations, James Chadwick, has said, "All internet comes from China, and to help keep a virtual virus from spreading, a complete shutdown of the internet will occ...

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Funny story: Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a call to Chinese President, Xi Jinping, President Trump said they discussed carpet bombing China with neutron bombs to knock out the Coronavirus, which originated in China, killing untold thousands while pummeling world financ...

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Funny story: I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words Now Available on Amazon I went to an Ivy League school. I'm highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right Donald J. Trump See, the reason I won the most...

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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

TARBORO, South Carolina – Mike Bloomberg, the multi-billionaire who is picking up more Democratic support than Lizzy Warren, Joey Biden, and the Bernster Sanders put together, says that he is in “Full Kick-ass” mode. President Trump has said that...

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