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Funny story: Croc Hunter Becomes Hunted

Croc Hunter Becomes Hunted

Crikey! That lovable idiot who defies death was last night taken to Brisbane General Hospital after one of his crocodiles took ate Steve Irwin's pinky finger.

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Funny story: Clinton's Wife Passes Before Him In Near Death Experience

Clinton's Wife Passes Before Him In Near Death Experience

Former president Bill Clinton, recovering from quadruple bypass heart surgery this past weekend in New York, confirmed that he had a near death experience while on the operating table. "I looked up" he said in a telephone call to CNN's Larry King...

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Funny story: Actress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

Actress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

NEW YORK (AP) Seventy-one years after her harrowing experience with one of nature's most awesome creatures, screen legend Fay Wray died in her Manhattan apartment. Death finally came to Fay Wray not far from the Empire State Building where mil...

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Funny story: Truth About Reagan's Death Revealed

Truth About Reagan's Death Revealed

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - An autopsy report released today listed the true cause of former President Reagan's death as "Brain Anoxia". (Anoxia is lack of oxygen to the brain, causing cell destruction and sometimes death.)...

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Funny story: Cheney will be on ticket even if death arrives, he says

Cheney will be on ticket even if death arrives, he says

WELLPORT, Wy. -- Stumping for the '04 campaign, Vice President Dick Cheney quashed all rumors concerning his being dropped from the Republican ticket with one line.

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Funny story: Referee Beaten To Death In Special Olympics Blind Boxing Fiasco

Referee Beaten To Death In Special Olympics Blind Boxing Fiasco

HAMBURG, GERMANY --- The sporting world was in shock today after one of the best loved amateur boxing referees was killed after a pummelling from a Special Olympian blind boxer, who had mistakenly thought the referee was his opponent during a first r...

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Funny story: Sonny Bono Rewrote "Babe"; Predicted Own Death

Sonny Bono Rewrote "Babe"; Predicted Own Death

Palm Springs (July 6, 2004) --- Curators at the Sonny Bono Library in Palm Springs have discovered a rewrite of the 1965 hit, "I Got You Babe" tucked inside a menu from Bono's Restaurant, which he opened in the early 80s. Entitled "I Hit A Tree", th...

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Funny story: McDonald's Stock Collapses on News of Brando Death

McDonald's Stock Collapses on News of Brando Death

SAN DIEGO - McDonald's officials are scrambling to reassure investors that the corporation's success in the past year is not threatened by the recent death of Marlon Brando. Skittish investors are clearly not buying into their arguments, dum...

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Funny story: Idiot torchbearer burns to death returning to the historic host city of the games of XXVIII Olympiad

Idiot torchbearer burns to death returning to the historic host city of the games of XXVIII Olympiad

GREECE, Athens - An open-laced runner went up in sacred Olympic flame yesterday during torch relay celebrations held in the Greek capital city of Athens.

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Funny story: Murdered With Own Saliva

Murdered With Own Saliva

A man in Columbus Ohio was stopped by two teens this morning and was beaten to death. It seems the victim was leaving a twenty four hour bubble blowing contest on the city's east side when the two youths jumped out of a stolen 1963 Ethelbaker and...

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Funny story: Nancy Reagan: "I'm In Love Again"

Nancy Reagan: "I'm In Love Again"

LOS ANGELES - Only weeks after the death of her husband, former President Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan announced that she has found love again. The object of her affection is none other than 1980's TV star and bling-bling pioneer Mr. T. "He...

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Funny story: Death dies in remote Indian village

Death dies in remote Indian village

Death died an untimely death at a remote village in India.

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Funny story: Limbaugh implicated in brutal, yet tasty, homicide.

Limbaugh implicated in brutal, yet tasty, homicide.

The Associated Mess June 24, 2004 10:00 PM ET WEST PALM BEACH, FL - Authorities are investigating the tragic death of a Florida man,...

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Funny story: Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi!

Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi!

Clay Aiken's Brush With Worse- Than -Death; The Attack of the Paparazzi! Some time ago when the former AI 2 runner-up was just getting his feet wet with all the star-related craziness, and he had to make the transition between cute, naïve country boy with freckles and savvy, cool L.A. star with sex appeal, he had an experience that almost made him decide to dump the entire idea of pursuing fa...

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Funny story: Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Vatican Report: The Inquisition wasn't that bad...George W. Bush Agrees

Vatican Officials have released a report saying that although the Inquisition burned people at the stake, stretched them to death on the rack, maimed and abused tens of thousands and possibly millions just because they weren't Roman Catholic, it real...

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Funny story: Medics are already referring to it as the new black death

Medics are already referring to it as the new black death

People have been embarrassing themselves since the beginning of time but what happens when the laughter stops and the bodies drop.

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Funny story: What celebs say about Ray Charles

What celebs say about Ray Charles

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Many famous people had statements prepared just after the death of music great Ray Charles.

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