WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...
Amazan has completed tests in non nuclear delivery Drones. These will have to be controlled by Military bases in Texas for security reasons. Already used in secret by Father Christmas, the Drones will not be heavily armed at first until safety iss...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent a message to President Obama. The leader of North Korea has expressed a desire to visit America and spend the Christmas holidays at the...
Sure, I suppose there's probably more for me to do around here than hang around the Oval Office all the live long day and well into each and every night, doing whatever I can to keep on keepin' on steering our nation even further into a more worthwhile direction that hopefully not only suits our present needs, but, more importantly, sets in now and forever forward motion a systematic readjustment...
In unparalleled precedence, the US Congress passed the dubious 'Days of the Week' bill by a unanimous vote, the first such occurrence in the short history of the 113th Do-Nothing Congress. So thrilled were all 535 members at the outcome, that they h...
WASHINGTON, DC - The official thanksgiving turkey, a Mr. Thomas Gobbler, was pardoned by President Obama before the Thanksgiving feast, and then the President, in a surprise announcement, asked forgiveness from Mr. Gobbler for having taken away his h...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview done by a piece of thread dangling off retired journalist, Barbara Walter, The First Lady, Michelle Obama reveals some startling things she hates about The White House Experience. * When ever he can, the President likes to replay videos of the '70's dance show 'Soul Train'. * There's this group of about 3 or 4 men, whenever Michelle sees them, they...
WASHINGTON D.C.- While Thanksgiving is being celebrated across America, President Obama is experiencing yet another scandal in his scandal-plagued second term. The First Dog, Bo --a 5-year old Portuguese Water Dog-- has come out in opposition to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden after meeting with a select group of their closest advisers have made a decision regarding Sarah Palin. The president and vice-president are drafting up a presidential message which will...
President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House news media that he will be having a special meeting with his top advisers. The president revealed that he had received a text message from singer Adam Lambert stating that he and millions...
President Obama is wrapping up his three-day West Coast tour by making a pitch to Dreamworks Studios. While the movie-making giant, known for Blockbuster hits such as "Kung Fu Panda," "Dinner for Schmucks," and "Tropic Thunder," welcomes President Ob...
HOUSTON - The National Aeronaudics and Space Administration has just issued a statment stating that it will run out of funds on March 13, 2014. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the U.S. news media that NASA tried to get President Obama...
Washington A/D [Reuterus] - A secret pact between the faux royal Queen Elizabeth and George Bush Senior has kept President John F Kennedy's real assassin snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug for the last 50 years according to confidential documents decrypted by Wi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently met with three of his top advisors including civilian advisor Oprah Winfrey. The group discussed ways of trying to repay China some of the $17 trillion that she has lent to the United States. One unna...
Although people will tell you that this is not possible, when the nation is in trouble as when WWII was taking place, FDR served into his 4th term before he died in office. "It's always a possibility", stated one Washington Insider. "If things go...
NEW YORK CITY - A federal judge traveled to New York City to inform GOP pundit Ann Coulter that she is to report to a rehab clinic no later than December 1, 2013. Judge Rory Carsonbeck, 58, has taken the action due to the fact that Ann Coulter has...
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