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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe's Winner Eyebrow

Daniel Radcliffe's Winner Eyebrow

Last night Daniel Radcliffe was announced the winner of the 'Biggest Eyebrow Contest 2008', he fought off hard competition from the likes of Charlie from busted and Jesse the cat (Postman Pat's). He was rewarded with a trolley dash and a...

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Funny story: Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

The Devil has accused the Western media of demonising his unholy supporters and says there are "complicated problems" in administering international evil.

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Funny story: Bush State Department Warns President Carter Against Peace Overtures!

Bush State Department Warns President Carter Against Peace Overtures!

Bush and his war lord run state department has warned former President Jimmy Carter numerous times against attempts to bring peace to the world. Bush state department spokesperson, Bella Cose explained that war is a real money maker for the rich and...

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Funny story: The Weasly and Potter Show

The Weasly and Potter Show

Boy Wizards Ronald Billius Weasly and Harry James Potter have become so concerned over the awful lives of chavs that they have decided to make their very original show in which they sort out chavy domestics.

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Funny story: Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews To Star In 'Shameless'

Karen Matthews, the horrible neglecter of 9-year-old missing-cum-turned-up-safe schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, is to star in the BAFTA-award winning TV drama series Shameless, according to sou...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods Breaks Arm

Tiger Woods presented himself with a real problem in the third round here at the Augusta Masters in Georgia, when he inadvertently broke his arm whilst trying to carve his way out of some trees after...

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Funny story: Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Robin Williams Aids NASA In Space Monkey Research

Comedian and Oscar-winning actor Robin Williams is deeply involved in a NASA research project relating to sending monkey's to Uranus. The hirsute star offered his services for free in order to bo...

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Funny story: Kick Boxer Swallows Testes

Kick Boxer Swallows Testes

Thai kick boxing champion Mi Luvyu Longtime suffered a serious injury in a bout yesterday while he was facing a challenger.

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Funny story: McCanns accuse Maddie of "smear" campaign

McCanns accuse Maddie of "smear" campaign

Modern day saints Gerry and Kate McCann are said to be furious that their daughter Madeleine asked her mother why she didn't come to her when she was crying the night before her disappearance.

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Funny story: Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

Wombles To Act As Consultants To Green Party

The Wombles, those pointy-nosed furry creatures that mope about on Wimbledon Common collecting and recycling rubbish, have been recruited as consultants by the Green Party, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: 2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

2008 Flora London Marathon Shock As 'Fancy Dress Fun Runners' Are Kicked Out Of Event

The 2008 Flora London Marathon starts on Sunday in the heart of the capital, and, all being well, will finish the same day, thanks to the event's organisers who have banned slower runners from competing.

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Funny story: Maddie found on T5 luggage belt

Maddie found on T5 luggage belt

[HEATHROW: APS] Madeline McCann, the elusive toddler who has been missing since her parents misplaced her in Portugal almost a year ago, has been found by mechanics on a luggage belt at Heathrow's new Terminal 5.

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Funny story: The Naked Show Must Go On For Daniel Radcliffe - Even If He Has No Manly Parts Left!

The Naked Show Must Go On For Daniel Radcliffe - Even If He Has No Manly Parts Left!

Everyone knows it, and if you don't you are either illiterate or have been walking around with a paper bag on your head for the last month. Yes not content with just scaring theatre goers in London's west end for life, Daniel Radcliffe has ta...

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Funny story: Woman with Two Mouths and Huge Ears Can Gossip and Bitch at Same Time

Woman with Two Mouths and Huge Ears Can Gossip and Bitch at Same Time

A woman born with a rare genetic disease which has left her with two mouths and satellite dish sized ears has terrorized her local community by spreading malicious gossip and rumors.

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Funny story: The Girl That Stole Harry Potter's Virgin(ity)

The Girl That Stole Harry Potter's Virgin(ity)

Harry Potter AKA the chosen one mourns this evening over the theft of his virginity. Yes he is not a virgin owner anymore. He has no virginity.

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Funny story: British Airways Advice For Travellers Handbook Available From Today

British Airways Advice For Travellers Handbook Available From Today

British Airways has reacted to its seemingly unending problems at its new £4.3billion facility Terminal 5, by publishing an advisory booklet for passengers who may have tried to travel from T5, entitled What...

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Funny story: Carla Bruni Image Sold At New York Auction

Carla Bruni Image Sold At New York Auction

A nude photograph of France's First Lady, Carla Bruni, has been auctioned for $91,000 - more than 20 times the expected price, and nearly 100 times its real worth, say sources at a New York auction house.

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