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Funny story: Blair On Suicide Watch

Blair On Suicide Watch

The British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been taken to Deepcut Barracks amid fears that he may take his own life. His close friend and fellow father, Gordon Brown, has released secret documents that show details of a new Labour campaign. If Tony B...

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Funny story: Monarchical Manifesto

Monarchical Manifesto

Labour Party HQ: The Right Honourable Member for Washington DC Tony Blair has launched Labour's election manifesto guaranteeing a "radical acceleration of the changes" made by New Labour since they crawled out from under their stone an...

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Funny story: Blair to Have Squirrel Candidates for Labor

Blair to Have Squirrel Candidates for Labor

Brighton, UK. Labor Party Headquarter and the Prime Minister have formally announced that squirrels will be Tony Blair's candidates for the upcoming election in May 2005. The political stir was enacted yesterday as 7 former Labor squirrels we...

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Funny story: Blair commits to open and transparent government

Blair commits to open and transparent government

UK Prime Minister Tony Blair declared that, if re-elected, "a new breeze of openness and transparency will waft through all areas of his third term government."...

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Funny story: Blair Appoints Bush as Campaign Supremo

Blair Appoints Bush as Campaign Supremo

Tony Blair will consult with George Bush on "a frequent basis" during his upcoming election campaign, it was revealed today. The Prime Minister is widely expected to call for a General Election in May when he will be bidding to become...

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Funny story: Gimme the Cash, Tone

Gimme the Cash, Tone

GORDON Brown has rejected the olive branch offered by Tony Blair over his demotion in the coming general election campaign, instead standing firm in his request for a substantial backhander.

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Funny story: On the road to Victory

On the road to Victory

LONDON (AP) - "In a hard fought contest, it will be New Labour's natural ability to present a unified front, that will ensure us victory for a third time", said UK Prime Minister Tony Blair.

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Funny story: Blair gives Order of Merit to Osama

Blair gives Order of Merit to Osama

Sandringham House, Norfolk, New Year's Day 2005 (Rioters) - Her Majesty the Queen is tonight said to be "hopping mad" at the recently announced news that Prime Minister Tony Blair has given Osama Bin Laden the Order of Merit in the New...

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Funny story: Camilla: People's Stepmother

Camilla: People's Stepmother

Eager to be part of the wedding festivities, while desperate to maintain a high political profile (and as far away from the Iraq war as possible) in his 'Meet the People' campaign for the May election, Tony Blair suggested and agreed to walk...

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Funny story: Blair agrees to take lessons on leadership.

Blair agrees to take lessons on leadership.

In a frank admission of his need to do better, UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has agreed to go back to school, and take some lessons on leadership. Apparently, this was his own idea, and Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, had "no knowledg...

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Funny story: Blair BULLies Fox Hunters

Blair BULLies Fox Hunters

Prime Minister Tony Blair announced radical new plans which will allow fox hunting to continue but the hunters now face the prospect of being hunted themselves. It was an announced late last night and it quickly passed through both houses without ch...

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Funny story: Michael Howard's Dissapointment

Michael Howard's Dissapointment

Labour Shadow Home Secretary in-waiting Michael Howard has described his dissapointment in not recieving a mandate from the pricipal deity Tony Blair to become the new home secretary as "most unfortunate"...

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Funny story: Presidential Selection

Presidential Selection

In an effort to guarantee a Labor Party victory early next year, Tony Blair made an emergency trip to the United States, asking President Bush to sell Great Britain the Diebold Corporation touch screen voting machines. Designed by Wally O'Dell, n...

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Funny story: Poodle Brothers in diplomatic quandry

Poodle Brothers in diplomatic quandry

Washington DC, Friday (Rioters) - President George W Bush and his canine sibling Tony Blair were locked in frantic secret discussions at the Oval Office today following the leaking of news that the US has forfeited ownership of its London ambassado...

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Funny story: Blair Basks in Bush's Glory

Blair Basks in Bush's Glory

England's Prime Minister Tony Blair is hoping his trip to America will see some of President George W Bush's glittering election stardust falling on to him.

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Funny story: ENRON: Queen plans Guy Fawkes surprise for Blairs

ENRON: Queen plans Guy Fawkes surprise for Blairs

Buckingham Palace, London - (Rioters) Sources close to the HM The Queen today confirmed that Her Majesty is planning a Bonfire Night special treat for Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush, in a fitting tribute to whatever the outcome o...

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Funny story: Pension Minister Resigns: The Unofficial Version

Pension Minister Resigns: The Unofficial Version

Works and Pension Minister Andrew Smith today resigned his post in accordance with an official letter to the prime minister. Tony Blair in turn could do little else but accept his resignation and thank him for his service to the British people. All w...

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