With the promise of 72 virgins for each Martyr to Islam, the god, Allah, has seemingly got his sums mixed up. It is rumoured that at such a rate, the amount of pure and chaste ladies in stock will run out by...
A former cottager in Avon, William Shakespeare, today won his appeal against a 9 month prison sentence, for writing iffy poems likely to make Lord Chief Justices burst into tears.
Albert Twaddle, the man who found the missing government al-Qaeda dossier and delivered it by hand to Taliban forces in Afghanistan, has been arrested by police and charged with various offences under the Prevention of Terror...
A senior civil servant was reportedly dumbfounded to discover a large number of highly-classified documents in her office document safe, where they should be.
The government employee, Janice Place, told the BBC that it was "highly unusual" to find...
Michael Jackson, the jaded pop star, is back in the headlines again after it emerged that he has made enquiries about the availability of Guantanemo Bay detention centre.
Under a tough new counter-terrorism measure approved by the House of Commons yesterday, all inhabitants of the British Isles are to be detained indefinitely, except for MPs, judges, police, the intelligence services, and the army.
After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.
London - (Dumb Ass Mess): "That's screwed them over good and proper!" was the delighted comment from the Met's Commander Jim B Ergerac following a national flap over some classified intelligence (sic) papers left carelessly behind o...
London - (Ass Mess): "They're all psychotic IRA nutters," a top security/intelligence source said today about the Prime Monster's delusional attempts for 42 day internment without trial.
A pod of dolphins specially trained by Al-Queda to swim up the river Thames failed in their attempts to explode outside the houses of parliament thanks to covert operations by MI6.
Big Brother 9 got off to an 'explosive start' last Thursady with the news that one of the housemates, is actually an Islamic Fundamentalist on the run from Terror Police.
Washington DC - (Rioters): The Whore Against Terra took a decisive step forward today with the announcement by Homeland Insecurity's Michael Chertoff that UK terrorists must give 72 hours notice prior to fleeing to the USA.
Whistle-blowing Dunking Donuts has pointed an accusatory finger at culinary cutie, Rachel Ray, and has sent her jihadist-scarved image to the FBI.
President George W Bush: I am appointing Ms. Geraldine Ferraro as my personal representative to assist Mayor Bloomberg of New York City (NYC).
President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.
The white house has recently released an updated list of existing domestic terrorist organisations.
(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.
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