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Funny story: Allah faces virgin shortage

Allah faces virgin shortage

With the promise of 72 virgins for each Martyr to Islam, the god, Allah, has seemingly got his sums mixed up. It is rumoured that at such a rate, the amount of pure and chaste ladies in stock will run out by...

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Funny story: Lyrical Terrorist William Shakespeare Wins Appeal

Lyrical Terrorist William Shakespeare Wins Appeal

A former cottager in Avon, William Shakespeare, today won his appeal against a 9 month prison sentence, for writing iffy poems likely to make Lord Chief Justices burst into tears.

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Funny story: Albert Twaddle Held On Terrorism Charge

Albert Twaddle Held On Terrorism Charge

Albert Twaddle, the man who found the missing government al-Qaeda dossier and delivered it by hand to Taliban forces in Afghanistan, has been arrested by police and charged with various offences under the Prevention of Terror...

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Funny story: Documents found in government office

Documents found in government office

A senior civil servant was reportedly dumbfounded to discover a large number of highly-classified documents in her office document safe, where they should be. The government employee, Janice Place, told the BBC that it was "highly unusual" to find...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Buy Guantanamo Bay

Michael Jackson To Buy Guantanamo Bay

Michael Jackson, the jaded pop star, is back in the headlines again after it emerged that he has made enquiries about the availability of Guantanemo Bay detention centre.

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Funny story: War on Terror: Government to Lock up Everyone

War on Terror: Government to Lock up Everyone

Under a tough new counter-terrorism measure approved by the House of Commons yesterday, all inhabitants of the British Isles are to be detained indefinitely, except for MPs, judges, police, the intelligence services, and the army.

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Funny story: BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.

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Funny story: Bullion heist cops in spoof terror files sting

Bullion heist cops in spoof terror files sting

London - (Dumb Ass Mess): "That's screwed them over good and proper!" was the delighted comment from the Met's Commander Jim B Ergerac following a national flap over some classified intelligence (sic) papers left carelessly behind o...

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Funny story: Humiliation looms for Gorgon Brown's psychotic 42 day detention vote

Humiliation looms for Gorgon Brown's psychotic 42 day detention vote

London - (Ass Mess): "They're all psychotic IRA nutters," a top security/intelligence source said today about the Prime Monster's delusional attempts for 42 day internment without trial.

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Funny story: Terrorist Dolphins Thwarted

Terrorist Dolphins Thwarted

A pod of dolphins specially trained by Al-Queda to swim up the river Thames failed in their attempts to explode outside the houses of parliament thanks to covert operations by MI6.

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Funny story: Big Brother Housemate Is On The Run From Terror Police

Big Brother Housemate Is On The Run From Terror Police

Big Brother 9 got off to an 'explosive start' last Thursady with the news that one of the housemates, is actually an Islamic Fundamentalist on the run from Terror Police.

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Funny story: US demands 72 hours notice from UK terrorists

US demands 72 hours notice from UK terrorists

Washington DC - (Rioters): The Whore Against Terra took a decisive step forward today with the announcement by Homeland Insecurity's Michael Chertoff that UK terrorists must give 72 hours notice prior to fleeing to the USA.

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Funny story: Rachel Ray Nabbed by Feds. Terrorist in Sheep's Clothing?

Rachel Ray Nabbed by Feds. Terrorist in Sheep's Clothing?

Whistle-blowing Dunking Donuts has pointed an accusatory finger at culinary cutie, Rachel Ray, and has sent her jihadist-scarved image to the FBI.

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Funny story: Nation's Leaders Respond to Terrorist Threats Against NYC Infrastructure

Nation's Leaders Respond to Terrorist Threats Against NYC Infrastructure

President George W Bush: I am appointing Ms. Geraldine Ferraro as my personal representative to assist Mayor Bloomberg of New York City (NYC).

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Funny story: John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Linked to Jihadist Movement

Britney Spears Linked to Jihadist Movement

The white house has recently released an updated list of existing domestic terrorist organisations.

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Funny story: Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.

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