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Funny story: Female Grads now have Option of Paying Back Student Loans in Sexual Acts

Female Grads now have Option of Paying Back Student Loans in Sexual Acts

It's something that plagues college graduates for years, even decades after they've tossed their grad caps and nailed their cheaply framed degrees to the walls of their one bedroom apartments. It's the student loan. It doesn't go away, and it doesn't...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Reveals She Used Clinton's "RED PHONE" For Sex

Monica Lewinsky Reveals She Used Clinton's "RED PHONE" For Sex

In a shocking new book scheduled for release in time for Christmas purchases, Monica Lewinsky describes how she used then President Clinton's secure "RED PHONE" for sexual chatter and clitoral stimulation. This phone, which is supposed to be enabled...

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Funny story: Scrotal mismanagement lands bad chav father in world record books

Scrotal mismanagement lands bad chav father in world record books

He was dubbed Britain's worst father after successfully inserting his penis into seven separate fat lasses with low self esteem and ejaculating, which resulted in seven more mouths to feed and drain the national purse. He then found an eighth will...

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Funny story: Doctor Who to have sex

Doctor Who to have sex

He has travelled the length and breadth of the universe - in a variety of regenerations and in all sorts of dimensions. But one thing has always eluded the Timelord, Doctor Who - and that is getting his end away. He has worked with the universe's...

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Funny story: Male global (H)ornythologists prove that the ancient proverb ,"A Great Tit in the hand is worth 2 'Dickies' in a bush," wrong!

Male global (H)ornythologists prove that the ancient proverb ,"A Great Tit in the hand is worth 2 'Dickies' in a bush," wrong!

At the University of Amsterdam a recent meeting of elite global (H)ornythologists met to scientifically prove (the study cosy $2 million by the way) if the ancient proverb (mentioned above) is still acceptable in modern times. The (H)ornythologist...

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Funny story: Mucky Book Found Under Boy's Bed

Mucky Book Found Under Boy's Bed

A mum in Staffordshire had her worst fears confirmed this morning when, cleaning under her son's bed, she found, to her horror, what can only be described as 'a mucky book'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, from Stoke, made the grim discovery as she hoovered un...

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Funny story: Men Who Dance Like Peacocks Get the Women

Men Who Dance Like Peacocks Get the Women

Results of a new study out by British Scientists prove that the more flamboyant a dancer a man is, the more women he gets. This flies directly in the face of the old thinking where if a man does anything that is described as flamboyant, he's not all...

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Funny story: 'Dozens' of Rooney rough trade slappers gagged with privacy super injunctions

'Dozens' of Rooney rough trade slappers gagged with privacy super injunctions

Manchester - (Gonads): Bang go the red top story sale aspirations of over a dozen bottom-feeder sluts. Today's privacy affidavit bloodbath at the High Court has quashed yet more lurid confession paycheck attempts. Mancunian hookers-turned wanna...

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Funny story: Fat Men Are Better Lovers

Fat Men Are Better Lovers

Put down the sushi and grab a Big Mac, fries and a shake: Researchers at McDonalds have finished a yearlong study that correlated body fat with male sexual prowess. Their findings may surprise you: Fat men were able to make love for an average of...

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Funny story: Gay Activists In SF Strike Blow for Freedom of Choice after Condom Machines Placed in Jail

Gay Activists In SF Strike Blow for Freedom of Choice after Condom Machines Placed in Jail

Jail enforcement officials in San Francisco finally gave in today to gay activist demands that condom machines be installed in the city jails, a victory the Rainbow Warriors said was 'a blow for Human Rights!" The 16 condom machines dispensing 6 t...

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Funny story: Shagging and whoring stats to be included in footballer Trump cards

Shagging and whoring stats to be included in footballer Trump cards

Oh the times, they are a changing, as an old man once said when he was a bit younger, and it's true, they are a changing. In the world of the popular kids card game, Trumps and football, otherwise known as "soccer", to people who can't spell words...

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Funny story: The New Fidelity Test: Smell His...

The New Fidelity Test: Smell His...

For ages, women have sought a way to quantify their partners' fidelity, with little success. Researchers at the Kinsey Institute now state that the definitive answer has been under out noses the whole time. Literally. They suggest smelling your p...

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Funny story: To Thee, My Creep Inside the Library

To Thee, My Creep Inside the Library

I have been working on a piece of poetry of which I'm more proud than I usually am. It is of a subject about which I know as intimately as I know the feeling of jacquard silk against my chapel hat pegs: le perverti dans la bibliothèque, or what you might call "the creep in the library." My inspiration: Herman Blowhole. I have not been able to go to the library for months without Mr. Blowhole le...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further. The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League players she had bedded. But a source close to 2...

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Funny story: Girls, These Affairs Need to Pay Off Soon

Girls, These Affairs Need to Pay Off Soon

OK, let's come to order. We have a full agenda tonight and I have to be out of here in an hour to get ready for my date with the senator. He's taking me to the French embassy for a Franco-American appreciation wine and cheese party and I've let the National Enquirer know about it but I doubt they'll send anyone. The guy's a backbencher who'll probably not run for reelection next year, so who cares...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...

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Funny story: Sex Videos: Today's Way To Get To the Top!

Sex Videos: Today's Way To Get To the Top!

The 19-year-old daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne, Montana, had apparently decided that a sex video was just the thing to get you enough notice that you would get offers from top movie producers and companies. But now that she has gotten a star...

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