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Funny story: Going Rogue? You Betcha - I Gotcha Your Crotcha!

Going Rogue? You Betcha - I Gotcha Your Crotcha!

Sarah Palin's book tour started yesterday with much fanfare. A one sentence summary of the book might be a line from the book Barefoot Boy With Cheek written by Max Shulman in 1943….."I only have one friend and I hate him" Palin, whose book is num...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit

Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit

45-year-old former beauty queen, former Alaska Governor and current best selling author Sarah Palin revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book "Going Rogue" that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor. "My husband...

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Funny story: Conservatives Disappointed with Palin Book. Thought "Going Rogue" Referred to Wearing Underwear.

Conservatives Disappointed with Palin Book. Thought "Going Rogue" Referred to Wearing Underwear.

New York, NY: Legions of former Alaska Governor, Sara Palin, supporters reacted with disappointment with her new tell all book, "Going Rogue," according to national opinion polls. The poll of approximately 5,000 self identified conservatives sho...

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Funny story: Palin & Prejean Good & Plenty in 2012

Palin & Prejean Good & Plenty in 2012

I am reporting, because I just made it up, that there are intense discussions going on between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean about a potential 2012 presidential race. Evidently Palin would lead the ticket and Prejean would be the Vice P. candidate.

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Funny story: 'American Voters Aren't Morons' by Sarah Palin tops the US bestseller list

'American Voters Aren't Morons' by Sarah Palin tops the US bestseller list

An autobiography by former US ex-vice-cleaning lady's assistant Sarah Palin jumped to the top of the US bestselling charts today, as there are no other US bestselling books. The book, 'Americans Voters Aren't Morons, (Honest)', was written by a jo...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Audio Version of "Going Rogue" For "Illiterates".

Sarah Palin Denies Audio Version of "Going Rogue" For "Illiterates".

(Chicago-IL) Sarah Palin pulled no punches according to sources that were able to view "The Oprah Winfrey Show" interview taped Wednesday. In it, Palin denies Levi Johnston's claim that she wanted to prioritize an audio release of her memoir, "Going...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Silent

Sarah Palin Silent

(Milwaukee-WI) Sarah Palin, former Republican Vice Presidential candidate and Alaska Governor, is scheduled to give her first major speech since resigning from the office last summer. It will be at a Wisconsin Right to Life event. While Palin add...

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Funny story: Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"

Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"

PENSACOLA, Florida - Britney Spears in town on her Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has just announced that she will be making a movie after her present tour concludes. The 27-year-old Spears said that she will begin filming Romeo and Juliet - The...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Won't Use The "R" Word

Sarah Palin Won't Use The "R" Word

(Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance. This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing her son Trig, who has Down syndrom...

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Funny story: HarperCollins estimates 1 out of 200 U.S. citizens are idiots

HarperCollins estimates 1 out of 200 U.S. citizens are idiots

New York City, New York - At HarperCollins, researchers have shown that the proportion of idiots to Americans is approximately 1 out of 200. Therefore, they are getting ready to release 1.5 million hardcover editions of "Going Rogue" by *ahem* Sara...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Appears On The Jerry Springer Show

Sarah Palin Appears On The Jerry Springer Show

STAMFORD, Connecticut - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin finally agreed to appear on The Jerry Springer Show but only on the condition that she be allowed to wear a football helmet. Palin's book Glowing Rouge has just jumped up to #96 on The New...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin keeps blogging

Sarah Palin keeps blogging

(New York-NY) Sarah Palin, viewed as a possible Republican 2012 White House hopeful, gave yet another unsolicited opinion, this time on the special election in New York's 23rd congressional district. Palin endorsed candidate Doug Hoffman over Rep...

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Funny story: Has-been takes on Never-was

Has-been takes on Never-was

New York City, New York - In response to the recent spectacle of some half-baked former governor publishing a tell-all book about herself, a new release is soon expected from an eighties icon. Yes, all you little Hulkamaniacs, the man who could te...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Want Meghan McCain To Resign From The GOP Now!

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Want Meghan McCain To Resign From The GOP Now!

NEW YORK CITY - F Network GOPolitical pundits Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck have said that they both want for Meghan McCain to resign from the GOP immediately. Glenn Beck said that the photos of Meghan McCain showing an expanse of cleavage is not t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits That The Nude Photos In Her Book Are Actually Tina Fey

Sarah Palin Admits That The Nude Photos In Her Book Are Actually Tina Fey

PEORIA, Illinois - Sarah Palin in town for a book signing promotion was asked how her book sales are going. The ex-governor of Alaska replied that her book was selling like wedding cakes. An aide quickly whispered in her ear and she corrected hers...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's New Book Is #97 (With a Moose Bullet) On The New Jersey Best Seller List

Sarah Palin's New Book Is #97 (With a Moose Bullet) On The New Jersey Best Seller List

PASSAIC, New Jersey - The much-awaited new book from the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has just reached #97 on The New Jersey Best Seller List. The book by noted New Jersey writer Vinnie DeStefano is entitled, Glowing Rouge which is a ref...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

CHICAGO - The former ex-future son-in-law of the former ex-governor of Alaska Levi Johnston has agreed to pose in PlayChick Magazine. The Chicago-based publication caters to the modern, discerning, American woman between the ages of 19 and 39, but...

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