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Funny story: Bill Clinton To Register As A Republican

Bill Clinton To Register As A Republican

DeMoines, Iowa (UPI) In an astounding announcement from the Clinton Campaign, Bill Clinton, former Democratic President of the United States, revealed that he is registering as a Republican and will seek the Republican nomination for President of th...

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Funny story: "Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

"Get off Your High Horse" - Cops tell Rudi Giuliani over his Coke-snorting Pony

Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

Democrats and Republicans Agree on National Primary Day

WASHINGTON - The chairmen of the Democratic and Republican parties announced today an agreement in which both parties would hold nationwide primary elections on the same day. At a news conference held in the restroom of a popular Georgetown bar, Demo...

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Funny story: Spay Your PreTeens

Spay Your PreTeens

Sources inside the Pat Robertson - Rudy Giuliani for President campaign have just revealed how Rudy made a secret new agreement to secure the endorsement by the Christian Coalition last Wednesday.

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Funny story: Republicans Search for Savior

Republicans Search for Savior

Trouble is a-brewing, trouble most horrid. Never in the history of the state has a President suffered with such low approval ratings. Figures released just minutes ago show that Commander and Chief's rating stands at a respectable 2%, with a 2.4%...

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Funny story: GOP Republicans to Nominate a Libertarian as Candidate for President

GOP Republicans to Nominate a Libertarian as Candidate for President

Up until April of 2007 such a story would have been unthinkable, an idea writers of political fiction would find too far removed from reality to even consider without some serious hallucinogens. This year, however, changes everything as a chain of errors by the GOP Republican guardians has coalesced into a debacle slowly unfolding in the most perfectly recorded election process ever witnessed.

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Funny story: Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

In a surprising development, Walgreens has announced that supporters of Ron Paul are now banned from shopping in the 6059 Walgreens stores across the country.

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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

HORTON, IOWA - After 28 years of farming corn, Walter Hosch announced this week that he's all done planting corn. "Over the years, I've made a fair living from growing and selling corn. A lot of my neighbors think that, with the rising d...

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Funny story: Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.

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Funny story: Hillary and Obama - Neck and Neck with Campaign Funds

Hillary and Obama - Neck and Neck with Campaign Funds

Now only because I dabble into the doings of our political doers, has this crossed my desk. Lately, I have been following the democrats and republicans equally on TV. Well, at least, I have tried. The only time I can do that, follow them equally, on uneven playing field is when they are at a debate. Lucky you don't have to have a financial or moral support to be in this FREE for all or freedom...

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Funny story: GOP Republicans ban Ron Paul as candidate

GOP Republicans ban Ron Paul as candidate

After simmering for several tense weeks a seething conflict in the midst of the GOP has been resolved in acrimonious changes inside the organization long revered as the GOP. Late last night Republican National Committee (RNC) leaders emerged after te...

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Funny story: Bush: Republicans Pose Grave Threat

Bush: Republicans Pose Grave Threat

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Republicans pose a major threat to world peace says US President George W. Bush in a frank interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate

Broek Henderson reporting for GNN News desk from the FOX Presidential Debate in Orlando Florida.

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Funny story: Republicans Have Kinkier Sex Lives

Republicans Have Kinkier Sex Lives

BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Researchers at Indiana University's Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction have released the results of a fifteen year sex study that shows that while people who typically vote Democrat appear to have a l...

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Funny story: Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts

Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts

Washington, D.C. -- The Ron Paul for President campaign released its latest fundraising figures for the normally slow 3rd quarter period the other day amidst little anticipation. Yet, to the utter astonishment of many, 4th or 5th tier republican Pre...

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Funny story: Yet Another 'Another Republican' Caught in a Sex Scandal!

Yet Another 'Another Republican' Caught in a Sex Scandal!

United States Penitentiary, Tucson, Arizona - Cameras at this high-security prison have captured explicit video footage showing former Republican Congressman Randall "Duke" Cunningham performing a 'sex act' on a fellow inmate. The...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict

Lake Huron, The Open Sea - Rudy Rompson was thrown overboard Sunday after about thirty Ron Paul supporters discovered his stowaway hideout and resourcefully took a...

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