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Funny story: Pope's Hat - Funny No More

Pope's Hat - Funny No More

VATICAN CITY, ROME - The entire garment and fashion district of Vatican City is currently in an uproar due to the recent untimely passing of the official papal milliner, blind Brother Bonito Bonnetto. The unfortunate Brother Bonnetto prematurely...

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Funny story: Pope Appoints Washington New Patron Saint

Pope Appoints Washington New Patron Saint

WASHINGTON, DC - Washington area Catholics are gearing up for one of the most important religious events of the new century. Due to the extreme difficulty in finding any verifiable virgins over the age of 11 in the nation's capital, His Holin...

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Funny story: The Last Pope

The Last Pope

(ASP-Allied Spoof Press)- Today reports are spreading like wildfire as the announcement made by Vatican Mathematicians that their initial calculations were made in error back in 1150 A.D. These numbers indicated originally that St. Malachy's pred...

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Funny story: Vatican Goes Nuclear

Vatican Goes Nuclear

ROME, MONDAY - Rumours have been leaking from inside Vatican City throughout the weekend that the newly-elected pontiff, pope Benedict XVI, intends to get tough on other religions who don't share the Roman Catholic view of spirituality. These appear...

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Funny story: Pope Appears From Beyond The Grave

Pope Appears From Beyond The Grave

Tens of people have flocked to the house of Joe Novark to see an image of John Paul II………. in an aubergine!...

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Funny story: Jackson Claims To Be Carrying Pope Benedict XVI's Love Child

Jackson Claims To Be Carrying Pope Benedict XVI's Love Child

MODESTO, CA -- No sooner had the heavenly white smoke cleared the soot encrusted orifice high atop the Sistine Chapel, than the new pope, His Holiness Benedict XVI found himself forced to quell fantastic rumors emanating from the Michael Jackson...

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Funny story: Holy White Smoke! Benedict Is The New Pope

Holy White Smoke! Benedict Is The New Pope

The world's one billion Roman Catholics this week congregated on the streets of the Vatican City to celebrate the appointment of former Battlestar Galactica actor Dirk Benedict as their new spiritual leader.

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Funny story: Boston Area Pub Patrons Puzzled By Peer's Passage to Papacy

Boston Area Pub Patrons Puzzled By Peer's Passage to Papacy

BOSTON HAROLD -- Denizens of a cheerful alcoholic den of iniquity located in a quaint brownstone neighborhood in downtown Boston, can be found scratching their heads in puzzled wonder at the recent appointment of one of their own as the new pope...

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Funny story: Pope Stole My Name - Class Action Law Suit Set To Follow

Pope Stole My Name - Class Action Law Suit Set To Follow

Benny Hinn today claimed that Pope Benedict XVI had stolen his name in an effort to confuse worshippers of the Benny Hinn Ministries into following the Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church and thus improving their falling attendance figures. The cl...

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Funny story: New Pope Insists Japanese Emperor offers Hari Kari to appease Chinese and as Apology for War Crimes

New Pope Insists Japanese Emperor offers Hari Kari to appease Chinese and as Apology for War Crimes

Around the world, a billion Catholics were wondering where their new Pope would take them and it did not take long for a Pope with uncompromising views to strike out. The Japanese Emperor has been ordered to commit Hari Kari as an appeasement to the...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI issues first edict-the Vatican must move

Pope Benedict XVI issues first edict-the Vatican must move

Vatican City-Pope Benedict XVI made his first public appearance today, acknowledging the throngs of faithful from the balcony of the papal apartment. Amidst all the mutually heartfelt joy, though, came a bombshell-the Vatican is moving.

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Funny story: Bush, bin Laden, Praise Benadik XVI

Bush, bin Laden, Praise Benadik XVI

Radical world leaders of all persuasions expressed joy and hope at the erection of Pope Benadik XVI. "Radicalism is definitely in" shouted an ecstatic Osama bin Laden. "Just when we feared that patience, understanding and listening to others was...

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Funny story: Vatican begins planning funeral of Pope Benedict XVI

Vatican begins planning funeral of Pope Benedict XVI

Vatican City - The chant rippled across the crowds gathered in St. Peter's Square: "Viva il papa" ("Long live the Pope"). Vatican officials, however, are not expecting the 78 year old Joseph Ratzinger, now Benedict XVI, to have an especially long P...

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Funny story: New Pope Elected

New Pope Elected

White smoke rose majestically from the chimney of Ethel Jones' Cardiff cottage chimney today, prompting an onslaught of media enquiries to the 63 year old Welsh widow and mother of three.

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Funny story: Vatican Rock City

Vatican Rock City

A ceremonial puff of black smoke arose from the chimney near the Vatican on Monday signaling that the leaders of the Catholic Church had failed to elect a pope and had all decided to light their ceremonial Columbian cigars given to the Pope by Fidel...

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Funny story: Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

VATICAN CITY, ROME - As the highly anticipated white smoke emerged today from the Sistine Chapel stovepipe chimney announcing the election of the new Pope, a collective cheer was heard from Catholics around the world.

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Funny story: Pope Selection - Games Up

Pope Selection - Games Up

VATICAN CITY, New York - The election of a new Pontiff has been thrown into disarray as no one can find the rules of Paper Stone Scissors, the method used to determine who is to head the Roman Catholic Church until the next death. As of now he...

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