An investigation by the Sunday BrownNoser revealed expenses claimed by MPs Gordon Brown: £800 fee on a course 'How to be a leader' Michael Martin: Speaker spent £1,400 on chauffeurs to his local job centre to claim Income support and housing benefit. Margaret Moran: £250 on a Weight Watchers course David Cameron: £2.50 for a hair cut at Imrans barbers and £25,000 on a...
MPs are facing allegations by the City that their allowances are far more generous and far less tied to performance than bankers' much maligned bonuses. In a statement for the City lobby group "FatCat", a complete banker said: "I don't where these...
Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams, who has always refused to take his seat in Westminster due to protests against Britain's illegal 'occupation' of the six counties of Northern Ireland - despite the fact that the British there have been there...
London - (Parliamentary Ass Mess): Ghurkas Minister Phil Woolarse was accused of taking the piss this weekend after his published expenses bill showed claims for more than a thousand pounds per annum on 'Tenner Lady' pantyliners. The Immigration M...
Britain's defence ministry has just released over 10,000 more declassified UFO files to the general public. The files, released by Britain's National Archives, pertain to incidents from January 1, 1985 to Dec 31st 1995. The time period covers about 2...
British tabloid, the Gordy Brown Knot, has a regular feature that has kept careful track of the sexsual predelictions of British pornography purchasers. The United Kingdom Great Britain recession has cut sharply into porn profits from erotic websites...
Under fire British Prime Minister snapped today during a heated exchange with Conservative leader David Cameron. The pressure has clearly been building on Brown who had seen even his own party turning on him. The initial cracks in the PM starte...
The government is due to unveil a giant money funnel today, designed to better demonstrate where large proportions of public money go. Top secret until now, details of the funnel are still sketchy; however, it is believed to be built of enamel a...
Tony Blair is planning to make a suprise, yet glorious, return to the UK Labour Party. A close friend of the former Prime Minister described how "Tony is livid with the state of both the party and the country overall. When he left everything was...
Hazel Bleuughs, minister for patronising and talking down to the masses launched a savage attack on PM Gordon Brown this weekend for being, "useless, out of touch and just utterly rubbish, frankly". However, she later backed down saying that this was...
Whitehall, London - An MP has been queried over an expense submitted for £1,000 for "lunch." Under the "Description" in the spreadsheet the MP called the expense "lunch for one at McDonalds to peruse important governmental documents". The unnamed M...
The latest news from the House of Commons is that Members of Parliament have approved the new proposed expense measures by a narrow margin. The revised process will restrict the amounts that MPs are able to claim and are designed to ensure a great...
After a week's detailed analysis, aided only by caffeine and barbiturates, it is now possible to bring you the unexpurgated, euphemism-free version of Alistair Darling's Budget speech: "Mr. Deputy Speaker, Honourable Members, and the scum in the public gallery, it is my sad duty to report that the nation is flat broke. Skint. Our finances are as sound as a council house roof. We have blown all...
The government today vigorously denied claims that a mass issue of masks - ostensibly for the use of preventing the spread of swine fever - were in fact an attempt to cover-up the spread of panic amongst members of the government, which, it is claime...
In a press release this morning, the Government has clarified the criteria by which soldiers serving with the famous Gurkha regiment will be eligible to settle in the UK. "Our new admissions policy means that almost all members of the Gurkha regim...
The Government today announced that Burkas were to be denied the right to settle in the UK unless special circumstances were present. Originally the Government had lost in court, but on appeal the High Court found the Government's argument to be of m...
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