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Funny story: Paris Hilton Goes Legit, Preaches First Sermon to Standing Room Only Crowd

Paris Hilton Goes Legit, Preaches First Sermon to Standing Room Only Crowd

Nichole Richie described it as "freaky". Paris Hilton, now a partially ordained Minister of the Church of Erotic Joy, is telling people how to not get to Heaven, but instead how to stay out of Hell. She says they can do this by knowing the...

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Funny story: US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.

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Funny story: The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

Britney Spears' recent public striptease pictures are circulating on the internet like wildfire, immediately affecting the attendance in major strip joints and peepshows. It seems as if people have lost interest in striptease clubs, as interest f...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Eat Ice Cream Cone in 2007!

Paris Hilton To Eat Ice Cream Cone in 2007!

Los Angeles--CA) Super Bowl fans will get a treat this year, at least those who liked Paris Hilton eating a Carl's Jr. burger. "They're going to love Paris eating a Baskin & Robbins ice cream cone," so says Baskin & Robbins Senior V...

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...

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Funny story: Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

MEXICO CITY - The Mexican government said today it was rushing army and police units to its northern border to slow a stampede of desperate people and animals fleeing the United States.

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Funny story: Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 2008 Best Picture Oscar is likely to go to one of five feature films, and Lindsay Lohan's "Nativity!" is the favorite, according to odds-makers surveyed by Variety.

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Funny story: Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

NEW YORK - The Pulitzer Prize for Public Service went for the first time this year not to journalists but to news subjects -- actor Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

RENO, NV, Dec. 25 - Jesus "Sonny" Christ capped his comeback drive in Reno yesterday with a ninth round knockout that sent reigning champ Stephen Hawking into a deep, possibly fatal coma.

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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all have lesbian thoughts. Not necessarily about each other but at some point in their lives if recent studies are to be believed.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Others to Participate in New Reality Show

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Others to Participate in New Reality Show

Hollywood Starlets and media darlings Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Madonna, Paula Abdul, Shakira, and several others have all agreed to appear on the new television reality series "The Great American Skank-off." The women will compet...

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Funny story: George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

(Los Angeles--CA) As if the bad press buzz over Britney Spears hanging with fellow homegirls Paris Hilton and Lindsay "I Can't Spell, But Look At These Knockers" Lohan wasn't bad enough, the mud just keeps flying. This time it's...

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Funny story: "Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

"Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.

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Funny story: Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Scientists and biologists from the CDC (Center for Disease Control) recently located the source of a bizarre phenomena afflicting personalities and celebrities in and around the Hollywood area.

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

LOS ANGELES -- Bouyed by favorable reaction to his film "Bobby," Emilio Estevez has shot and edited a prequel and sequel for release by the December 31 Oscar deadline. Britney Spears is cast in neither.

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