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Funny story: Minister resigns after admitting "I was crap"

Minister resigns after admitting "I was crap"

London, April 1st -Minister Without Portfolio Lunchtime O' Cider, appointed by Tony O' Blair in the last cabinet reshuffle - he was made to move from Defence after selling the Navy to two blokes from Stoke-on-Trent - has resigned today in a devastati...

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Funny story: A Rose By Any Other Name

A Rose By Any Other Name

Eight men have been arrested in London with 1000 pounds of Ammonium Nitrate, a fertilizer that can be used to manufacture a bomb such as the one used in Oklahoma City in the United States. The plot was foiled by a garden supply company employee who g...

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Funny story: London Do-nut attack "inevitable" warns Health Secretary

London Do-nut attack "inevitable" warns Health Secretary

Forget terrorists. Forget bombs on trains, in shopping centres, in airports. The great threat to the population of London at this moment in time comes from - do-nuts.

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Funny story: Royals Aghast Over Queens Gas

Royals Aghast Over Queens Gas

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources close to the Royal family report the Queen has acquired a very unpleasant habit. "She indiscrimately spews intestinal gas at the most inappropriate moments". "She sound likes she's on the ‘throne' even when she isn't". Every...

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Funny story: Queen Refuses Gift of Corgi

Queen Refuses Gift of Corgi

London, England, U.K. - Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has issued an official statement regarding her refusal of a "gift" from Princess Anne of one Welsh Corgi, the royal palace staff announced.

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Funny story: Ariel Sharon art exhibit causes fresh uproar

Ariel Sharon art exhibit causes fresh uproar

The Israeli envoy to Sweden is in more hot water, after destroying an art exhibit at London's Tate Modern museum that depicted his prime minister Ariel Sharon floating in a bathtub full of soiled banknotes.

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Funny story: LBC hits the Airwaves

LBC hits the Airwaves

LBC has hit the Airwaves - literally, ladies and gentleman! Apparently John Prescott, during a breakdown in communication between New Labour and its Ministers, misunderstanding the phrase, ordered both his Jags out on to the streets of London, with i...

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Funny story: Saddam Found in Perspex Box

Saddam Found in Perspex Box

Saddam Hussain was captured by US Forces after they raided a suspect location near Tower Bridge in London.

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Funny story: Trainspotting O.D's after Porno

Trainspotting O.D's after Porno

Scottish writer and "ex-junkie" Irvine Welsh, of Trainspotting fame has died from a drug overdose, overnight in his London apartment. His publicist has released a statement to the media and Welshs' fans stating that "although he ga...

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Funny story: London calling I

London calling I

I'll be reporting on President Bush's trip to Great Britain as the days go on. Here is my first report:...

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Funny story: Bush forgets teddy

Bush forgets teddy

Upon arriving in London on Tuesday night, President Bush was horrified to discover that he had forgotten his teddy.

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Funny story: Queen in shock after Bush faux pas

Queen in shock after Bush faux pas

LONDON - George W Bush was given a frosty reception at Buckingham Palace last night - after the US president mistook the Queen for her late mother.

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Funny story: Bush "Just here to party".

Bush "Just here to party".

Bush surprised a crowd of London common folk today when he stated in a speech on the steps of Buckingham Palace that he was visting for one reason and one reason only: partying.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to visit London.

Osama Bin Laden to visit London.

We have been informed by various sources, that the worlds most wanted man is to visit London at the same time as President George Bush.

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Funny story: TubeTrain in London Mashes South African

TubeTrain in London Mashes South African

This morning on her way to work, a sexy South African girl got MASHED by a tube train. Having run to the trainstation in pouring rain, she stood calmly waiting for her train.

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Funny story: Sun Begins Puberty, Say Scientists

Sun Begins Puberty, Say Scientists

LONDON-In the midst of the recent solar flares to erupt on the sun's surface, scientists have been hypothesizing to find a reason for the sudden activity. After days of deliberation, Geoff Hayward, an associate professor at Oxford University, came fo...

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Funny story: Rare animal donated to London Zoo

Rare animal donated to London Zoo

Last night under the cover of darkness a rare and endangered beast was delivered to a newly built, highly secret compound at the historic London zoo. Rumours have been circulating for months as to the purpose of the custom designed secure compound, o...

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