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Funny story: Sullenberger May Take Clinton's Senate Seat

Sullenberger May Take Clinton's Senate Seat

The so-called "Hudson River Hero," has been appointed by New York Governor David Patterson to serve in the unexpired seat of Secretary of State Designee Hillary Rodham Clinton. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger was called by Patterson "a real life-saver."...

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Funny story: Clinton Grilled on Madoff's Library Contributions

Clinton Grilled on Madoff's Library Contributions

Washington AC/DC - (Ponzi Scam Mess): The Senate Foreign Relations Committee has grilled Obama Secretary of State-nominee Hillary Clinton over the size of Bernie Madoff's 'charitable' donations to her husband's presidential library. "I'm guessing...

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Funny story: Hillary Announces Aid

Hillary Announces Aid

Washington - Hillary Rodham Clinton presented the selection of one of her aids today. Shawn O'Pec is the choice as one of her primary aids in her new role as Secretary of State in the upcoming Obama presidency. "What's good for the gander is good...

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Funny story: Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Big Sheep Dip - Arabs Buy Into Shetland Oil, Hilary Gets Richer while Crown Stalls on Ownership of Oil Rich Island!

Lerwick/Shetland Times - There was big news on this wind swept island the past weeks as a myriad of shady dealings continued to stir up deep sheep dip involving ownership of the land, and continued intrusion into the oil rich region by BIG Arab Mone...

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Funny story: Tons of marijuana discovered at school

Tons of marijuana discovered at school

Two and a half tons of marijuana was discovered in an Afghani school, leading authorities to inspect other students' lockers only to discover twice that much in opium stashed away. "These enemy combatants think they can hide their drugs from us?"...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's new occupation - abreast of new painting techniques

Hillary Clinton's new occupation - abreast of new painting techniques

Hillary Clinton's whimsical leisure paintings are now becoming increasingly popular amongst men and boys around the globe. Clinton's paintings which have been 'swept under the covers' until recent times have sparked controversy worldwide. The artw...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...

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Funny story: Bill & Hillary: A Love Limerick

Bill & Hillary: A Love Limerick

A Limerick About Bill & Hillary A Love Limerick There was a statesman named Bill Whose wife would, down his back, cause such a chill "I'll just tell the Prez it'd be great If he'd make her Secretary of State So I won't have to dump her in a Jersey land-fill."...

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Funny story: Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

Dulles International Airport/ Air Force Times - During Senator Hillary Clinton's recent appearance before Congress to request a Campaign Debt Bailout, she obviously learned what Big Three CEO's hadn't when they showed up to plead their cause in priva...

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Funny story: Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Hilarious Rodent Clinton is scrambling to reduce her massive campaign debt before she becomes the US Secretary of Sleaze, when federal ethics laws - and political sensitivities - will severely hamper her ability to do so. (Granting her nomination is...

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Funny story: Clintons Plead for Campaign Bailout Before Jan. 20: Bankruptcy Looms!

Clintons Plead for Campaign Bailout Before Jan. 20: Bankruptcy Looms!

Ny/NY / Campaign Times - The Clintons announced today they are facing another JOINT Political crisis. This time it involves their "empty" wallet and not one of their wayward penises! Following a Spoof Scoop of Aug. 24, 2008, "Hillary Broke! Fo...

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Funny story: Clinton Whitemails Obama; Power-Sharing Agreement Revealed!

Clinton Whitemails Obama; Power-Sharing Agreement Revealed!

YTRE FR├śNNINGEN SOGN OG FJORDANE, NORWAY, EU-- Unique CFR-brokered Clinton-Obama power-sharing agreements in May 2008 secretly guaranteed President-Elect Clinton the Middle American presidency after giving Obama a turn, it has been revealed. The...

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Funny story: Hillary Doesn't Want To Be Obama's Emissary to Somali Pirates

Hillary Doesn't Want To Be Obama's Emissary to Somali Pirates

The soon-to-be Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, is said to be balking at her first assignment. According to the next administration's inner circle, President-elect Obama has specifically directed Ms. Clinton to fly to Somalia on the very day of...

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Funny story: Hillary sings 'Bye- Bye Blackbird'

Hillary sings 'Bye- Bye Blackbird'

The White House rocked today, when Hillary Clinton gave a politically incorrect rendition of 'Bye Bye Blackbird'. President elect, Obama was visibly shaken by her outburst, in the Oval Room, when he invited her to be Secretary of State. It was...

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Funny story: Hillary "The Hun" Runs Amok With New Sec. of State Budget for "Personal Upgrades" & "Security!"

Hillary "The Hun" Runs Amok With New Sec. of State Budget for "Personal Upgrades" & "Security!"

Paris/Vanity Unfair - In a spending spree on personal perks, clothing, palace renovations , and transportation accommodations not seen here since Marie Antoinette, newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has single handedly provid...

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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President

President Elect Barack Obama, in a candid moment at a Washington D.C. bar, claimed that he has a bigger penis than anyone else ever elected to the office. When told that this was not fully verifiable for the dead presidents, Obama said, "Maybe not a...

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Funny story: Historians Determine that Titanic Actually Struck Hillary Clinton

Historians Determine that Titanic Actually Struck Hillary Clinton

In 1912, the Titanic struck and iceberg on the ship's maiden voyage and sank, causing the deaths of over 1000 people. Historians, working with a team of divers, have discovered that the ship did not strike just "any old iceberg." Instead, the liner...

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