After the NFL/AFL merger in the 1960's, viewers and fans have seen the WFL, the USFL, the World League, NFL Europe, the Arena League, and other professional football ventures come and go. The newest will start play in October with only four teams in...
The New York Jets made big moves this off-season. After a 4-12 season they had to and they did so in the draft and free agency. They traded multiple draft picks to move up two spots to draft a tight end from Purdue who was going to be on the board regardless. Avid fan & NY local, Paulie Walnuts had this to say. "Forget about it! What the fuck are they trading up for when this douche bag wo...
PHOENIX, Arizona - After almost pulling off a Super Bowl upset, the Arizona Cardinals are looking for ways to improve their team for next season. The Cardinals who lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers 27-23 have fired their defensive coordinator Clancy...
DETROIT, Michigan - The Detroit Lions organization has announced that due to the teams dismal (0-16) record, which is the worst in the history of the NFL, they have decided to slash the ticket prices for the 2009-2010 season. Lions Executive Seni...
There was drama on an unprecedented scale at Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa this afternoon, when the game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the unfancied Arizona Cardinals, was called off at halftime due to too much grinning. The Steelers fans were i...
Twickenham - The World Final Super Bowl XLIII Tickets (Raymond Jones Stadium, Tampa, Fl. - Feb. 1, 2009) are not selling well outside the US. So publishers Blume & Bialistock have decided to issue a simple explanation of the game for those who "d...
Idiot Jock and Network sports newsies gushed about 21 year old Timmie of Florida all night long. His multiple missions to several savage parts of the globe and his brave family's attempts to convince poor people of Latter Day Saint Insanities became...
Going into the NCAA Football BCS National Championship Game (say that three times fast!), no one knew whether Florida or Oklahoma would walk out with the title and the trophy. Would it be the second time for Urban Meyer or Bob Stoops? Which Heisman...
According to an AP release, Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady has finally officially proposed to Gisele Bundchen after several earlier reports jumped the gun a bit. Also according to sources, football star Brady proposed to his super model love Gi...
NEW YORK, NY - In a continued streak of bad luck, New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress gave himself a rather nasty paper cut Tuesday morning. The incident occurred while Burress was licking an envelope, which made a 3/8" incision in his tongue -...
Pittsburgh: Even though he has a desk job at Sears Mailorder Division and sits in his chair all day, Milton Festerbuster, one of the Pittsburgh Steelers most loyal fans, believes he may well have turf toe. I wheel myself over to the copier and ba...
DETROIT, Michigan - The Detroit Lions at 0-15 have the dubious distinction of having the worst record in the history of the National Football League. The Lions latest loss was to the New Orleans Saints by a score of 42 to 7. Lion's Quarterback Da...
New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress is changing his story. Burress, who allegedly shot himself in the leg at a Manhattan night club on November 29, is now claiming that he was not carrying a Glock, a small handgun, but a glockenspiel. Wh...
DALLAS, Texas - A lot of folks in Texas are still reeling from the September aftermath of Hurricane Ike. And now all of a sudden Hurricane Jerry (Jones), a category 5 hurricane, has mercilessly slammed into Dallas. Dallas Cowboys' owner Jerry Jone...
The Atlanta Falcons' kicker, Morten Andersen, the NFL's all-time leading scorer, has retired at the age of 48, an early casualty of the Irish Pork Crisis. The Danish kicker, who scored 2,544 points in a 25-year career, played for Atlanta in the p...
BOWLING GREEN, Ohio - The National Football League has just instituted a directive that states that beginning with the 2009-2010 season, football announcers and sports commentators will no longer be allowed to mention a player's college everytime the…
The Plexico B-less Giants froze up in the frigid winds of Giant Stadium and got picked to the bone by the scavengers from Philly. Meanwhile Prisoner # 171717 caught ten touchdown passes from inmate # 11111 and won the biggest game in the Greenhaven M...
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