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Funny story: Chertoff reaches out to disaster victims

Chertoff reaches out to disaster victims

Yesterday, Michael Chertoff authorized a major military air-lift to evacuate victims of this weekend's disaster. He said, "These poor people are in such sorry states that it would be criminal if no one helped them. It is the only humane thing to do...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong to Take QB Job for Patriots

Lance Armstrong to Take QB Job for Patriots

In a startling turn of events, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong has not only come out of retirement but has been signed by the New England Patriots to play quarterback in place of the injured Tom Brady. "I was watching the game at home...

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Funny story: United (Nations) revert to 4-4-2

United (Nations) revert to 4-4-2

United Nations manager Ban Ki-Moon admits his side may have been tactically naive and shouldn't even have been on the pitch during the last round of the Anglo-American Name Claiming Championships. Peacekeepers were called to the touchline as Brits...

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Funny story: Belichick Puts Bounty On Karma

Belichick Puts Bounty On Karma

Bill Belichick, the New England Patriots Head Coach, was more animated than usual at this morning's Press Conference. There was, of course, only one topic on the agenda - how serious was Tom Brady's injury. "Tom's fucked. I've analyzed it this w...

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Funny story: Michigan Win Now In Doubt

Michigan Win Now In Doubt

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP)-Rich Rodriguez walked off the field as a winner for the first time at Michigan. Not that he was in a particularly victorious mood. Brandon Minor's 15-yard touchdown run with 8:12 to go finally put away Miami of Ohio, helping...

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Funny story: NCAA Football Cupcakes Charge Hot Shot Johns Big Bucks for a Lap Dance

NCAA Football Cupcakes Charge Hot Shot Johns Big Bucks for a Lap Dance

Top notch teams, like teenie boys like to find a few cupcakes to put some notches on their gun belts before they get serious. In the old days, you could always find some easy marks for a coke and a movie. But recently the price of collegiate cupcakes...

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Funny story: NFL to Un-Level the Playing Field

NFL to Un-Level the Playing Field

New York NY, September 5, 2008: National Football League (NFL) Commissioner Roger Goodell met with the owners of those pro-football teams that ended the 2007 season in last place of their respective NFC or AFC divisions. The owners of these teams,...

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Funny story: Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Georgia Bulldogs in crisis; Uga leads onlookers in fight song

Auburn Tigers penetrated deep into Georgia territory from the second quarter onward in a complex game strategy loaded with historic conflict and a stadium of screaming fans as the world watches with bated breath, the honor of Georgia's fi...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre, the former quarterback for the Green Bay Packers who retired at the end of the season, officially unretired himself at at press conference today. Favre, who just had his most (and only) productive season of the last five, said that he &...

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Funny story: New Head Gear for N.F.L.

New Head Gear for N.F.L.

(MUSICMAN PRESS) N.F.L. President Rick A. Number, said earlier today the the league will radically alter their head gear.

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Funny story: Brett Favre Came Out of Retirement to Get Suicidal John Madden off Ledge

Brett Favre Came Out of Retirement to Get Suicidal John Madden off Ledge

After it was reported that Brett Favre sent a text message to Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson saying he wanted to come out of retirement, this reporter has learned th...

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Funny story: NFL Influences UK Football for the Bad!

NFL Influences UK Football for the Bad!

US National Football League ruffians have been dragged into court for any and all manner of high crimes and misdemeanors. These American "rude footballers" have assaulted, drugged and raped their way into prisons and penitentiaries and comm...

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Funny story: 'American Sportsmen Are Just Big Girls' Blouses', Sir Alex Says

'American Sportsmen Are Just Big Girls' Blouses', Sir Alex Says

Speaking from his council house in Govan, after giving his neighbour's son a wee smack for being a Tim, legend-in-his-own-thrown-cup-of-tea-time, and bluenose alky nutcase, Sir Alex Ferguson, had this to say about American sportsmen: 'What a...

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Funny story: New England Patriots "Spy" Tapes - Not What NFL Commissioner Expected

New England Patriots "Spy" Tapes - Not What NFL Commissioner Expected

Former New England Patriots employee turned over the eight tapes to National Football Commissioner. All eight tapes were to show footage of the teams that were videotaped and the value of the tape's content that New England received from knowing...

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Funny story: Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

A New Jersey school board was within its rights to tell a football coach he cannot kneel and bow his head as his players have a student-led pregame prayer, a federal appeals court ruled yesterday. It was agreed that the East Brunswick Board of Educat...

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Funny story: Twenty20 and Sir Allen: Cricket Will Conquer the World!

Twenty20 and Sir Allen: Cricket Will Conquer the World!

Billionaire Sir Allen Stamford may have been born in Texas but English cricket now obsesses him more than Friday night football or barbecued brisket.

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