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Funny story: Phoenix-Glendale Prepares for new Super Bowl: say Bye, Bye, Bums!

Phoenix-Glendale Prepares for new Super Bowl: say Bye, Bye, Bums!

Firms across Arizona are scrambling for contracts from construction, maintenance to food service to take advantage of the promise of a SuperBowl economic boom. If history is any guide the most lucrative industrial opportunity may be the BUTS - The Bu...

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Funny story: Rat Poison Found in Karl Rove's Wet Food

Rat Poison Found in Karl Rove's Wet Food

Representatives from Menu Foods have disputed claims that the "Tasty Fixins In Sauce" Karl Rove is known to indulge in was tainted with rat poison.

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Funny story: Pyramid Schemes Updated to Reflect New Food Pyramid Guidelines

Pyramid Schemes Updated to Reflect New Food Pyramid Guidelines

Grand Rapids, MI- In a move that pyramid schemers around the world agree will help them keep pace with changing times, new schemes are being arranged to reflect the updated USDA food guide pyramid.

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Funny story: Barbara Bush: I raised my boys on fine food

Barbara Bush: I raised my boys on fine food

In a television interview, former President George Bush's wife Barbara told America that their boys' wholesome upbringing included dinners of sheep testicles.

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Funny story: Edible animal found in Paris!

Edible animal found in Paris!

Paris- Confusion reigns in the French capital tonight as the shocking news that an edible animal, that does not appear to be on any menu, was found within the city limits.

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Funny story: 'Roast a British Chicken Weekend' 3rd and 4th March 2007

'Roast a British Chicken Weekend' 3rd and 4th March 2007

British fowl farmers are, as you might imagine, feeling a little edgy with recent news of the H5N1 virus (bird flu) being found at a Bernard Matthew's processing plant in Holton, near Halesworth. To counter their fears, the farmers have come up w...

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Funny story: California judge awards 11 million dollars in cockroach-yogurt case

California judge awards 11 million dollars in cockroach-yogurt case

A federal judge in Sacramento, California has ordered Gaggot & Maggers Biological Supplies of Palo Alto to pay $11.5 million in damages and interest to a customer who found a glob of yogurt in a container of cockroaches. G&M, which distributes disse...

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Funny story: Ultimate Vegetarian Restaurant Opens in Paris

Ultimate Vegetarian Restaurant Opens in Paris

Nutritionists have long recognized that a vegetarian diet is generally healthier than a meat-based diet. Some even claim that the human digestive system is more naturally disposed to digesting vegetables than meat. Still, we lack one important feat...

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Funny story: Stromboli Erupts: Should we doubt God's heat management skills?

Stromboli Erupts: Should we doubt God's heat management skills?

Pizza maker and Italian cooking connoisseur Ugli Aswhitey is beginning to doubt if God is the pizza specialist that Earth should trust after Volcano Stromboli erupted Wednesday Morning, spewing gooey cheese and sausage all over the countryside.

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Funny story: Poor Chip Harvest This Year

Poor Chip Harvest This Year

Britains' legions of fine food gourmets were left reeling this morning when it was announced that the annual chip harvest which took place just after Christmas, lasting up until the end of January, had been one of the worst ever.

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Funny story: "Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

"Real Ale Tastes Like Piss" Says Minister For Food

The Campaign for Real Ale (CBBC) is up in arms as food Minister, Porky McFetridge, was caught in an unguarded moment saying that real ale tasted like piss.

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Funny story: Things Aren't Quite So Bootiful Down Norfolk way

Things Aren't Quite So Bootiful Down Norfolk way

Bernard Matthews has today sacked his marketing company following the recent campaign that has snowballed out of hand.

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Funny story: Food rationing to stop fat people getting fatter

Food rationing to stop fat people getting fatter

The UK Government are to agree plans to bring back food rationing in an attempt to stop the increasing obesity rate across Britain. Food rationing ended in 1954 after the Second World War but ministers feel this is the only way to stop the growing wa...

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Funny story: New Evidence Fuels New Jam Theory

New Evidence Fuels New Jam Theory

Food scientists announced today that jam as we know it, maybe older than the scientific community at first thought.

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Funny story: New Chicken Only Diet Takes Flight in U.S

New Chicken Only Diet Takes Flight in U.S

Boffins at Kentucky University in the United States of America (the USA), are recommending that instead of eating five helpings of fruit and veg a day, people should scoff five portions of fried chicken instead.

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Funny story: Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...

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Funny story: Panda Soup back on the menu

Panda Soup back on the menu

Beijing - After the successful breeding of panda's in Chengdu Zoo this week, millions of Chinese people are heading to their local restaurants to eat traditional Panda soup.

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