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Funny story: McDonalds Follows KFC in using Healthier Frying Methods

McDonalds Follows KFC in using Healthier Frying Methods

Last week, giant chicken chain KFC announced their intentions to begin frying their foods in a healthier oil. Not to be outdone, other fast food restaurants have jumped on the bandwagon. McDonalds, the largest of these, has announced plans to begin...

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Funny story: Guinea Pig Ranching Sweeps Detroit Area

Guinea Pig Ranching Sweeps Detroit Area

DETROIT (AP) -- Former autoworker Ralph Rodentia had always kept a few guinea pigs around the house for his kids to play with while he earned a big salary working on the General Motors assembly line.

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Funny story: Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Scientists at Leland Stanford Junior University announced today a discovery that may explain why so many Thanksgiving dinners go downhill so fast and end so unpleasantly.

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Funny story: Community Owned Grocery Store Looted by Owners

Community Owned Grocery Store Looted by Owners

CARRBORRO-N.C. In the People's Republic of Carrborro today a community owned grocery store was looted when power went out on the 100th block off Weaver Street. Throngs of shareholders wearing Teva sandals and patchouli perfume rushed inside turni...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...

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Funny story: Subway introduces new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich.

Subway introduces new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich.

Williamsburg, Idaho (IBC) - Subway sandwiches of Williamsburg, Idaho introduced a new sandwich style at 9.00am this morning. Subway's new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich is one entire Subway sandwich lovingly placed inside another full sandwich.

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Funny story: FDA to send in "The Clones"

FDA to send in "The Clones"

Just when Americans thought their food choices couldn't get any more bizarre, the Food and Drug Administration has once again caved under the political pressure brought by large agribusiness groups seeking approval of "cloned animals" for human food.

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Funny story: Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Dayton, OH- It seems more than one person is confused about the sale of raw milk in Ohio. Although the beverage has been the single most nutrient dense food consumed by people for thousands of years, the Ohio Department of Agriculture believes they...

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Funny story: Family Raided

Family Raided

A west London family are after Armed Police stormed their home following a report there may be some left over free food. The Tiresome family from Kensington had enjoyed a selection of pizzas, burgers and soda drinks with a DVD, when a passing pedestr...

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Funny story: US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

Thousands of United States citizens have sneaked over the border into Quebec by stowing away in boxes on UPS trucks. They are looking for better paying jobs and are demanding free education, health care, housing, and food stamps from the Canadian go...

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Funny story: Nationwide Pizza Delivery

Nationwide Pizza Delivery

ANN ARBOR, Michigan (May 2006) -- Domino's Pizza (DPZ) announced that it is teaming up with Federal Express (FDX) to provide nationwide pizza delivery. In a move expected to revolutionize the food distribution business, the pies will be assembled on-...

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Funny story: Pakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet

Pakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald's Feet

LAHORE, PAKISTAN (AP) Swarms of angry Muslims destroyed a McDonald's fast food restaurant today. A crowd of youths focused their attention on a large pair of shoes worn by Ronald McDonald - the brightly colored clown figure known the world over.

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Funny story: KFC Introduce "Feed-Family-For-Year-Sized" Meal Deal

KFC Introduce "Feed-Family-For-Year-Sized" Meal Deal

KFC, the global fast food chain specialising in all things chicken, have announced a new "Feed-Family-For-Year" sized portion will be available from their outlets next month.

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Funny story: Subway Salads are Delicious

Subway Salads are Delicious

Subway has very delicious salads as well as big bread sandwishes. Many so-called dieters love the food and love the fact that the sandwishes are soo big. Many people who have gained over a certain number of pounds have set realistic goals providing they have trainers of the opposite sex. When in the company of people of theopposite sex, the desire for more food diminishes. Conversation becomes...

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Funny story: Food Allergens A Hoax

Food Allergens A Hoax

A shocking report released yesterday by controversial nutritionalist, Professor Sol T. MacAdamias, claims that food allergens are a hoax, like Piltdown Man and Hitler's Diaries.

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Funny story: McDonald's to offer special Playstation 2 Cheats as free food prizes.

McDonald's to offer special Playstation 2 Cheats as free food prizes.

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS (AP) At a recent press conference, McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner announced that thousands of McDonald's fast food restaurants would be offering Playstation 2 Cheats as free prizes along with every purchase of a Big Mac. "We are v...

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Funny story: Famine Victims Can't Believe Some Of The Crap Food Aid That's Thrown At Them

Famine Victims Can't Believe Some Of The Crap Food Aid That's Thrown At Them

Starving men, women and children of famine-stricken regions of Africa have been voicing their growing dissatisfaction over the content of food aid that the UN and other independent aid agencies are currently administering to them to alleviate their h...

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