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Funny story: Vatican Vexed by "Schiavo Show"

Vatican Vexed by "Schiavo Show"

Vatican City - Vatican officials expressed frustration with the relative lack of attention the given the Papal death-watch in light of the ongoing media attention dedicated to the just completed Terri Schiavo death-watch. They expressed hope that Sc...

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Funny story: Terri Schiavo's Tragic Death

Terri Schiavo's Tragic Death

Tora Bora, Afghanistan - Terri Schiavo, the 41-year-old Florida woman who has been in a persistent vegetative state for the past 15 years, died today in these rugged mountains located in central Asia. Schiavo was an unexpected addition to a US speci...

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Funny story: Pope sacrifices twelve-year old girl

Pope sacrifices twelve-year old girl

After much consideration over the last few years the pope has had a twelve-year-old girl sacrificed in the name of his life. At approximately 1:37 pm, on Sunday afternoon she was hung from a rope, until her death.

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Funny story: Fatal Car Switch Led to Diana Death - 3 Hour Journey After Tunnel Was Just Too Boring

Fatal Car Switch Led to Diana Death - 3 Hour Journey After Tunnel Was Just Too Boring

Diana, Princess of Wales, had to switch cars after a crash at Pont d'Alma tunnel in the French capital in Paris in August 1997 when driven by chauffeur Henri Paul. Unfortunately, there was only a state of the art ultra high speed French Pa...

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Funny story: Car Firm Hits Back at Diana Death ‘Slur'

Car Firm Hits Back at Diana Death ‘Slur'

The Paris car hire firm named in the new controversy surrounding the fatal last journey of Diana, Princess of Wales, has hit back over the claim that its vehicles are unreliable.

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Funny story: Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sex scientist and forensics expert Dr. Rudolph Lassaratte today announced the results of the ten year long autopsy of professional wrestler Andre the Giant, aka Andre Rene Roussimoff. Andre died January 27, 1993 and his autopsy took as long as it di...

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Funny story: Belmarsh detainees' release makes room for Robert Maxwell's daughter

Belmarsh detainees' release makes room for Robert Maxwell's daughter

London, 12 March (Rioters) - Judge Herve Stephan, the French investigating magistrate who probed the 1997 death of Princess Diana, said today that the recent spring clean at London's top terrorist detention centre Belmarsh Jail has freed up muc...

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Funny story: No inquest into Di's death as Riggs Bank sponsors Charles's new folly

No inquest into Di's death as Riggs Bank sponsors Charles's new folly

Clarence House, London, Thursday 10 February 2005 - (Associated Mess) A spokesman for the House of Windsor has confirmed this morning that the forthcoming Royal Wedding of Charles and Camilla will take place without any official hearing into the de...

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Funny story: Pasta Replacing Botox

Pasta Replacing Botox

With the recent disclosures that Vioxx may cause heart attack, stroke, death and other side effects - prompting one to ask: Side effects? What's left? Definitely going straight to hell? No virgins, ice cream or chocolate pudding? - questions abou...

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Funny story: God Threatens Indonesia with Another Tsunami

God Threatens Indonesia with Another Tsunami

Speaking at a roast for Johnny Carson yesterday, the Lord God Almighty charged Indonesia with inflating the death count from December's tsunami "just to make me look bad." He then threatened "to give those heathens something to whine about if they're...

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Funny story: Johnny Carson: Never Lived in Nebraska !

Johnny Carson: Never Lived in Nebraska !

LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) Johnny Carson's death has stirred great interest in Nebraska. Governor Mike Johanns has been busy taking calls from newspapers and TV stations all across the country about Johnny Carson's early days in Nebraska. "First off, I h...

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Funny story: Johnny Carson Dead! David Letterman Panics!

Johnny Carson Dead! David Letterman Panics!

NEW YORK (AP) Upon hearing news of the death of Johnny Carson, David Letterman went into a panic attack and had to be sedated by his physician. "Mr. Letterman is now completely unconscious and will not wake up until next Thursday," said the...

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Funny story: Renowned Art Historian Sacked over Death Threat

Renowned Art Historian Sacked over Death Threat

MoMA agrees to buy chocolate milk stained Pollock, gives struggling family lifetime membership NEW YORK, NY --- Calling leading art historian Jonathan Lowe's recent comments "mean spirited and unacceptable", the director of New York's Museum of Mo...

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Funny story: Pequot High School to put Bullies in Charge of Security

Pequot High School to put Bullies in Charge of Security

PEQUOT, SD --- In the wake of security officer Nate Obst's tragic death, students and administrators at Pequot High School have come up with a novel approach: empower troubled youngsters. This venue has of late characterized the controversy riddled s...

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Funny story: Super Mourn

Super Mourn

The entertainment industry was today reeling following the tragic death of Somewhere In Time actor Christopher Reeve.

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Funny story: Scott Peterson Serial Killers and Anchors

Scott Peterson Serial Killers and Anchors

Scott Peterson on trial, and facing the death penalty if convicted, for the murder of his pregnant wife Laci and their unborn child shed a single tear the day it was confirmed to him that the bodies had been found. This was according to Modesto Polic...

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Funny story: OJ Finds Real Killer

OJ Finds Real Killer

On the 12th June 1994 Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman were stabbed to death. Their bodies were found in the courtyard of Nicole's Condo in Brentwood. On October the 3rd 1995 a jury finds Orenthal James Simpson not guilty on both counts of...

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