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Funny story: David Cameron is officially announced GB's No. 1 "Wanker"!

David Cameron is officially announced GB's No. 1 "Wanker"!

Nick Clegg and his Lib Dems have opened the gateway for his arch rival to be announced as Britain's No. 1 wanker with Nick himself being selected as the second biggest wanker. Wanking is a fond hobby of politicians, they often wank themselves, the...

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Funny story: Cameron Appoints Clegg His Official Fag

Cameron Appoints Clegg His Official Fag

David 'Dave' Cameron has announced that Nick Clegg is going to fag for him at 10 Downing Street. Prime Minister Cameron is looking forward to having Clegg warm his crumpets over the fire. Cameron, an Old Etonian and a member of the legendary Bulli...

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Funny story: The Michael Jackson Tapes - Jacko Feared Cameron Would Make Him Defence Minister

The Michael Jackson Tapes - Jacko Feared Cameron Would Make Him Defence Minister

The late 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson was reportedly paranoid that should David Cameron ever be elected Prime Minister, he would be railroaded into becoming Minister of Defence by a coalition government. So states a tape recording made public thi...

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Funny story: Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron

Who do they think I am? Asks Cameron

A crowd of reporters were in Downing Street this morning after a microphone stand, left in the road last night by the Prime Minister and later reported stolen, was mysteriously returned by a plain-clothed policeman. But reporters hoping to catch...

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Funny story: Special Escort Group goes AWOL!

Special Escort Group goes AWOL!

The New British Prime Minister, David Cameron was sensationally left unprotected after the Special Escort Group visited "Rambo's Kebabs" on Bayliss Road in Waterloo for a celebratory snack having got rid of Gordon Brown & his annoying habit of tr...

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Funny story: David Cameron Is Now Officially Great Britain's New Prime Minister

David Cameron Is Now Officially Great Britain's New Prime Minister

LONDON - After going through a rock, paper, scissors, ritual, David Cameron has emerged as the new leader of England and the new occupant of 10 Downing Street. When the new prime minister was asked what some of his initial priorities will be he pa...

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Funny story: Cameron Diaz is UK's new prime minister

Cameron Diaz is UK's new prime minister

Startling left-turn in this week's news from Downing Street: one of Hollywood's most glamourous stars, Cameron Diaz, is now the UK's new prime minister, following the resignation of Gordon Brown. Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg will be her deputy after...

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Funny story: Cameron takes over

Cameron takes over

David Cameron this evening takes over from the Labour Government. "I'm grateful for all the Labour Government has done over the last 13 years," he enthused. "I'm grateful for inheriting the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, grateful for the economic d...

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Funny story: George Bush Senior "so proud of grandson David Cameron, PM"

George Bush Senior "so proud of grandson David Cameron, PM"

Kennebunkport - (Tossers): The son of Pope Piux XII and the Queen Mother has sent a telegram to his grandson who has just blagged his way into becoming Prime Monster of the UK. George Bush Senior congratulated Tory tosspot David Cameron whose fath...

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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne Missing

Cameron and Osborne Missing

Money markets around the world were rocked this morning after newly crowned Prime Minister David Cameron and his Chancellor, George Osborne, were revealed to be missing. They were last seen just after the outgoing Chancellor and former comedian, S...

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Funny story: David 'Del Boy' Cameron and Rodders to run UK

David 'Del Boy' Cameron and Rodders to run UK

Its official 'Del Boy' also known as David Cameron and his side kick Rodney Nick Clegg are set to run the UK, with Del Boy declaring himself as prime minister. Del Boy was heard screaming down the corridors of the House of commons 'Rodney you plon...

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Funny story: Cameron Is New PM - Clegg Rewarded With New Dress

Cameron Is New PM - Clegg Rewarded With New Dress

Following a 'Pretty Woman' style agreement between the Conservatives and the Lib-Dems, David Cameron will shortly be taking the reins in Downing Street. It's the understanding of Skoob News that Gordon Brown's formal resignation is imminent with C...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson Still Alive, Pretending To Be Dave Cameron

Michael Jackson is sensationally still alive. We can reveal that he is pretending to be his old friend 'Dave' Cameron. Observers have noted Cameron's rather high pitched vocal delivery and the fact that he is being followed around by a monkey called...

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Funny story: Brown Resigns! - Blames Clegg And Cameron

Brown Resigns! - Blames Clegg And Cameron

Gordon Brown has just resigned. We're not sure if he's the PM, the acting PM, the ex-PM or what he is any more, but I can confirm, he has resigned. In an emotional speech delivered outside McDonald's in Victoria, Brown clearly blamed parliamentary...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg bookies favourite for PM

Nick Clegg bookies favourite for PM

With it looking likely that a coalition between Liberal and Conservative parties to resolve the hung parliament, the only thing left to do is to choose which of the two leaders of the two parties, David Cameron and Nick Clegg will be the new Prime Mi...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Admits "I'm Sleeping With Cameron and Brown"

Nick Clegg Admits "I'm Sleeping With Cameron and Brown"

Nick Clegg has admitted to being sexually promiscuous and that he "swings both ways" following revelations that he has been sleeping with both Gordon Brown and David Cameron. "Yes, it's true. I have a very high libido. It's much higher than my sha...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg sells his principles for a deal with the heirs of Margaret Thatcher

Nick Clegg sells his principles for a deal with the heirs of Margaret Thatcher

This morning, Sarah Brown, wife of the UK Prime Minister, laid out her hubby's best bib and tucker so that he looks his best when he goes to see Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II at the Palace. Suited and booted, our Gordon, great Scotsman and Prime...

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