HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the various news organizations that due to public opinion NASA will be considering renaming the Martian land rover Curiosity in honor of Nelson Mandela. Timmelfarb said that President...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The so called Tinsel Town Bad Girl, Lindsay Lohan has just stated that she has received an invitation to attend a White House dinner in honor of President Obama supporter and civilian adviser George Clooney. Lohan said that she wa...
One of these days I hope to be President of some club or something because I feel kind of 'presidential' every time my friends and I go out and smoke some and play some golf. This year I decorated my tree in blue and white lights with a Star of Da...
New York - The jobless rate in the U.S. has dipped to a five year low on steady gains. Employers hired at least 200,000 workers in the last four months. President Obama, upon hearing the news, said he was "ecstatic" and that the economy was "stup...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...
Amazan has completed tests in non nuclear delivery Drones. These will have to be controlled by Military bases in Texas for security reasons. Already used in secret by Father Christmas, the Drones will not be heavily armed at first until safety iss...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent a message to President Obama. The leader of North Korea has expressed a desire to visit America and spend the Christmas holidays at the...
Sure, I suppose there's probably more for me to do around here than hang around the Oval Office all the live long day and well into each and every night, doing whatever I can to keep on keepin' on steering our nation even further into a more worthwhile direction that hopefully not only suits our present needs, but, more importantly, sets in now and forever forward motion a systematic readjustment...
In unparalleled precedence, the US Congress passed the dubious 'Days of the Week' bill by a unanimous vote, the first such occurrence in the short history of the 113th Do-Nothing Congress. So thrilled were all 535 members at the outcome, that they h...
WASHINGTON, DC - The official thanksgiving turkey, a Mr. Thomas Gobbler, was pardoned by President Obama before the Thanksgiving feast, and then the President, in a surprise announcement, asked forgiveness from Mr. Gobbler for having taken away his h...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview done by a piece of thread dangling off retired journalist, Barbara Walter, The First Lady, Michelle Obama reveals some startling things she hates about The White House Experience. * When ever he can, the President likes to replay videos of the '70's dance show 'Soul Train'. * There's this group of about 3 or 4 men, whenever Michelle sees them, they...
WASHINGTON D.C.- While Thanksgiving is being celebrated across America, President Obama is experiencing yet another scandal in his scandal-plagued second term. The First Dog, Bo --a 5-year old Portuguese Water Dog-- has come out in opposition to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden after meeting with a select group of their closest advisers have made a decision regarding Sarah Palin. The president and vice-president are drafting up a presidential message which will...
President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House news media that he will be having a special meeting with his top advisers. The president revealed that he had received a text message from singer Adam Lambert stating that he and millions...
President Obama is wrapping up his three-day West Coast tour by making a pitch to Dreamworks Studios. While the movie-making giant, known for Blockbuster hits such as "Kung Fu Panda," "Dinner for Schmucks," and "Tropic Thunder," welcomes President Ob...
HOUSTON - The National Aeronaudics and Space Administration has just issued a statment stating that it will run out of funds on March 13, 2014. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the U.S. news media that NASA tried to get President Obama...
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