Washington, DC -- Today, an important council of Bishops released a study which said that in the past 40 years only 10,000 or so cases of abuse have been reported. Of those cases, about 40% may have been unsubstantiated.
Washington, DC -The interim head of the Federal Communications Commission, Charles Schultz III, has decided to attack the muppets. Yes, the muppets. Those furry, fuzzy and cuddly creatures that are so harmless.
WASHINGTON -- A new text-messaging poll conducted by Zogby International for The Spoof and UC Berkeley from February 12-19, 2004 of 3,137,209 likely voters with a margin of error of +/- .08 percentage points found that if the election for president w...
Washington, DC Today President Bush announced that everyone would have to give him a present. It was, after all, President's Day.
Washington, D.C. - Backlash from Janet Jackson's "boob" incident during the Super Bowl halftime show continues to be a hot topic on Capitol Hill. Republican Congresswoman Heather Wilson of New Mexico has announced that she will introduce a bill this...
Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.
Washington -- It appears that President Bush is not as old as he has previously led everyone to believe. Accusations from an unknown reliable source claim that the leader of the free world is only 30 years old; which would make his age a negative-two...
WASHINGTON February 7, 2004 (EP) Preparing for an interview on "Meet the Press" this Sunday, President George Bush practiced answering the difficult questions expected from NBC Washington Bureau Chief Tim Russert.
WASHINGTON - President Bush today announced that Mr. Justin Timberlake is to be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor for "bravery in the line of duty," specifically for finding the "key" in the search for the missing Weapons...
Washington, D.C. Earlier this week, the deadly toxin known as Ricin, a substance which is twice as deadly as cobra venom and can produce death...
After Cuba's surprise statement to the UN Security Council was shown to be a direct translation into Spanish of Colin Powell's (aka "Washington Bob") earlier presentation, independent Cuban security analysts are predicting that...
Washington, DC- In a move that rocked the financial marketplace, Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan announced a revolutionary five-step plan to help Americans get out of debt.
WASHINGTON - In a heartfelt and tearful press conference, President Bush finally admitted to the whole world his 10-year dependency on aspirin and Alka-Seltzer, which according to him greatly impaired his judgement in launching the war on Iraq.
January 31, 2004 10:15 EDST: WASHINGTON. President George Bush has accepted a teaching post at Yale University to begin in September 2005. In a joint news conference at the White House, Yale President Richard C. Levin announced that Presiden...
Washington---President Bush unveiled his newest addition to the Cabinet this morning, the Secretary of Pimps.
WASHINGTON- "E.T.---go home."- Documents obtained from a break-in at the CIA reveals that George W. Bush is the son of a Martian and Barbra Bush.
Residents of Washington State and, indeed, their fellow Americans across the land, were hit with a double whammy yesterday. In the first blow, Washington State legislators stunned the nation by voting to change the name of the Evergreen State.
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