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Funny story: Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bambi, the beloved doe-eyed forest Prince whose early life was first documented in Bambi, A Life in the Woods by author Felix Salten before being filmed by Disney Studios in 1942, died yesterday.

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Funny story: Paris Declares - "Marilyn a dead root!"

Paris Declares - "Marilyn a dead root!"

Uproar in Hollywood today as Paris Hilton is rumoured to be the mystery buyer of the Marilyn Munroe sex tape. A close friend of Paris told Spoof that Paris considered the tape "ordinary" and had declared "Marilyn was a dead root!"...

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Funny story: Pope to do Moses Re-enactment in US Visit

Pope to do Moses Re-enactment in US Visit

Pope Benedict XVI will perform an encounter of biblical proportions today when he lands at Edwards Air Force Base today, and meets the President and his wife on his first visit to North America. The 80 year-old pontiff is really excited at this visit...

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Funny story: Benedict and Beerbush Fight it Out in Much Ado About Two Big Nothings

Benedict and Beerbush Fight it Out in Much Ado About Two Big Nothings

In a take-off of Willie Shakes's great love comedy about hostiles who end up in each others arms, Benedict the Sixteenth and Beerbush the Second have been strutting and fretting their stage lives out on the boards in NY, London and the Vatican Ci...

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Funny story: Delta and Northwest To Form Airline Equivalent of Bonnie & Clyde

Delta and Northwest To Form Airline Equivalent of Bonnie & Clyde

In what will be the biggest airline merger in history, Delta Airlines and Northwest Airlines will join together to ultimately tag-team double-screw the air-traveling public. Squeezed by record high fuel prices and an economy readying itself for a lan...

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Funny story: Pirates Release Seven-Year-Old Boy

Pirates Release Seven-Year-Old Boy

A seven-year-old boy who, with his family, has been held hostage by Somali pirates for the past three months has been discovered safe and sound.

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Funny story: Life Time Sentence For 'Lizard Murderer'

Life Time Sentence For 'Lizard Murderer'

USA - Don Von Helton, the infamous conspiracy theorist who murdered a 20 year old from Germany, mistaking him for a reptilian, has been sentenced to a li...

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Funny story: Shortage of fast-foods causing riots, instability and anarchy in America

Shortage of fast-foods causing riots, instability and anarchy in America

From Los Angeles to Las Vegas; from Seattle to Savannah; from Tallahassee to Tijuana or from Boise to Birmingham, the story is the same. Soaring costs and excessive shortages of fast-foods have caused bitter, antipathy-ridden, religious, gun...

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Funny story: Woman Dumps Boyfriend, Citing That He has No Money, No Future and Is Crap In Bed

Woman Dumps Boyfriend, Citing That He has No Money, No Future and Is Crap In Bed

A Croatian woman has dumped her long-term boyfriend after alleging that they are extremely incompatible and that their relationship was going "nowhere".

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Funny story: Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

A train exhibition commemorating the thousands of children murdered by Germans and Poles during WWII is spending a leisurely second day in predominantly gentile post-war Berlin.

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Funny story: Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann invite Shannon Mathews Mum Karen and Step Dad Craig to Child Mind on their next holiday

Gerry and Kate McCann, who admit to not looking after the daughter Maddie properly, while on holiday at Praia da Luz during May 2007, have invited Shannon Mathews Mum Karen, and her Step Dad Craig Meehan to look after their twin siblings Sean and Ame...

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Funny story: Every Nation to Boycott Every Other Nation's Olympics!

Every Nation to Boycott Every Other Nation's Olympics!

The end of the Olympics appears to be imminent as every nation has found reason to boycott every other nation's Olympics.

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Funny story: Trojan Stock Down On Smaller Condom Sales

Trojan Stock Down On Smaller Condom Sales

Trojan, a favorite play in the sexual health sector, reported reduced earnings in the first quarter of 2008 after condom sales shrank. CEO Candy Striper blamed the youth market, saying that young women today don't put out like they used to.

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Funny story: Shrek Charged With DUI

Shrek Charged With DUI

Hollywood hero Shrek was arrested in Malibu yesterday on a DUI charge. Reports indicate he had a blood alcohol content (BAC) of 0.09, just over the legal limit. Prosecutors in Los Angeles County say that while the BAC was not that high, the effect is...

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Funny story: Police Use Radar Eyes For Speeding Tickets

Police Use Radar Eyes For Speeding Tickets

Police in New York have adopted a new technology for catching speeders - radar eyes. Citing past problems with external radar and laser devices, Superintendent Harry Corbett of the State Police said that the implantable radar eyes will be far superio...

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Funny story: President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

Due to the recent controversies with the Olympic torch marathon, the treatment of Tibet, and the tainted food and toys imported into the United States from China, President George W. Bush has said that he is "unsure of the whole situation."...

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Funny story: Mob Boss Dead

Mob Boss Dead

Reuters - Goldie "The Giant" Goldfish was found dead this morning floating on his side in his 3 story penthouse fish bowl. A 911 call was received at 6:20AM by an anonymous source saying only "The Giant is down".

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