Members of the exclusive Threadbare Street Bogus Officers Club - the only club of its kind to admit bogus bishops and females - were held rapt last night, as eminent explorers and thespoof.com authors Victor Nicholas and Erskin Quint delivered a fascinating after-dinner lecture on their recent expedition to the Ufganufgwa Interior in search of the source of the Great Green Bumbogoola River of East...
As a result of chronic over-exposure and the subsequent decline in popularity of its staple sex symbols, Cheryl Cole, Miley Cyrus, Katie Price etc etc satirical website TheSpoof.com has been looking further afield for a new sex symbol to take over th...
"We'll fight them on the beaches (who?), in the pubs, under the bridges and in South Africa laying down," were the blood curdling words of the next Prime Minister of the UK. Labour, The Conservatives, LIB "DIMS" and the BNP are shaking in their J...
A self styled 'Palmist', part time Prolific Spoofer, and dreaded English Language Proctor, announced he is taking a summer sabbatical after being chosen to become the "Head Creamer" at a nude French beach resort! The all around self professed 'H...
Well known writers for TheSpoof.com Erskin Quint and Victor Nicholas recently returned from a successful hunting expedition to the furthest reaches of the Conga River in search of the elusive and rarely captured Cheetah Sloth. Safe and sound after...
Following complaints by some attention seeking woman from Hampshire after she witnessed Frankie Boyle telling a joke about Down's syndrome sufferers, Spoof editor Mark Lowton has taken the step of censoring all jokes about people who suffer from any...
Controversial ex-Labour Party potential candidate Stuart MacLennan today announced that he'd had enough of all the Westminster hypocrisy, the chavs on Stirling station, ugly old boots in trains, coffin dodgers, etc and has announced that from this po...
Shocking news just in. Reports we're hearing are that the Spoofologist, Pirate Captain, Breast Afficionado, and staunch Democrat known as Morse is in fact an imposter. A source told us that the person currently masquerading as Morse is not the rea...
Three rather well know Spoofers were caught short recently after an innocent writer's conference turned into 'quite a cock up' according to one eye witness in the Covent Garden area. According to Percival Montbatten, a tenured 'elf and safety offi...
Comcast's president, David Cohen, said today, "there will be no place for Spoof-Writers on tomorrow's Internet. These folks might as well just pack it up, and find something else to do with their time, because we aren't going to give them a forum, a...
Following a landmark Supreme Court ruling, the APA (Anecdotal Protection Agency) has declared that satire is a literary pollutant, and will introduce satirical quotas for all authors and large publishers. The presenter of the popular satirical tel...
One of The Spoof's writers today had a story published which was about Susan Boyle's new home. In a record period of about 2 hours - give or take a minute or 2 - this story racked up an amazing 144 views without even getting 'one star'. The vie...
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Redmond, WN. Microsoft has pulled out of the race to purchase TheSpoof.com, the news-like-it-should-be web site, after bidding five hundred million dollars to grab the marginal Internet upstart. Steve Balmer, important person at MS, made a bri...
Quite an unexpected shock to editor-in-chief, Mark Lowton at TheSpoof.com, but all posted stories from his field reporters as of April, 1, 2010 are now true. Normally known for its wit and satirical wisdom for news and strange events from around t...
The latest scandal to rock the marble chambers of the majestic SPOOF MANSION has hit like a force 9 earthquake and the tsunami that followed. The subject of this scandal is Rooney's ankle scoring more points than all of the "GAY SPOOFING" regardin...
The Spoof's main man in Moscow, fine English gentleman, distant relative of Kim Philby (but not Gay) and loves a cuppa, Earl Grey, had to dive for cover in Moscow after terrorists attempted to blow the decrepid underground into oblivion today. Sui...
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