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Funny story: Rose McGowan may join Irish terrorists

Rose McGowan may join Irish terrorists

Poor Irish Republican Terrorists, they really aren't having much success these days so its little wonder that they welcomed the comments from American actress Rose McGowan. A leading Irish terrorist said "yes things aren't going particularly well...

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Funny story: Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

Obama: Bottled Up Feelings Can Win the War On Terror!

In a breakthrough moment of clarity Barack Obama has crystalized his plan to defeat Global Terrorism. In a 9/11 Forum on Fox News Obama revealed some details of his national security program. While President Bush saw the 9/11 assault on the Tw...

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Funny story: 9/11 Anniversary Passes By Without So Much As A Terrorist Bomb

9/11 Anniversary Passes By Without So Much As A Terrorist Bomb

The 7th anniversary of the World Trade Center Terrorist Bombing Atrocity passed-off without incident yesterday, with no major bombings or destruction of American corporate property to report. Yes, it was 7 years ago yesterday that the world wept o...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Hidden Ruler

Tony Blair Hidden Ruler

Yesterday, it was found out that Tony Blair, Former England Prime minister, is the 2nd biggest terrorist leader on Earth, second only to Asama Binwaden, Tony Blair also made the Hurricane heading towards the Caribbean with 75 million hair dryers.

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Funny story: Top El Qaeda Leader Obama Biden in US

Top El Qaeda Leader Obama Biden in US

Washington - A painstaking worldwide information dragnet by the CIA and FBI has concluded that key El Qaeda leader, Obama Biden, is actively operating in the US planning to openly take over the government by legal means. Security has been doubled at...

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Funny story: 3 Men Arrested For Not Being Terrorists In Terrorist Alert

3 Men Arrested For Not Being Terrorists In Terrorist Alert

Today, in Blackburn, Lancashire, 3 men were charged with not being terrorists by police, and all 3 are due to appear in court nowhere near to where they were arrested. Charges against the 3 include saying PM Gordon Brown is 'a slimy fat lying gitt',...

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Funny story: British Extremists To Be Deradicalised With Promises Of Slags

British Extremists To Be Deradicalised With Promises Of Slags

The government has decided to combat the radicalisation of young British Muslim Extremists by offering its own version of the dogma, and reworking of some of the information contained therein, to fall in line with the British way thinking. Princip...

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Funny story: Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!

Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!

Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, was arrested yesterday 10 years after he was first indicted by the United States for conspiracy to commit Acts of Terrorism. The 51-year-old was wanted in connection with the August 7th 1998 bombing of...

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Funny story: U.S. Warplanes Blow Away Abu al-Zarqawi

U.S. Warplanes Blow Away Abu al-Zarqawi

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the al Qaeda leader in Iraq, was killed yet again by U.S. warplanes on Saturday when two F-16s bombed both his not-so safe houses at Hibhib, just north of Baghdad. Zarqawi, the eldest son of a Jordanian skateboard mechanic st...

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Funny story: Terrorists Arrested In Lancashire Merely For Saying They Wanted To Kill Blair And Brown!

Terrorists Arrested In Lancashire Merely For Saying They Wanted To Kill Blair And Brown!

Greater Manchester Police arrested three men in Lancashire today, when they discovered that the trio wanted to kill ex-PM Tony Blair and present incumbent Gordon Brown. Two of the arrests were made at Manchester Airport and the other in Accrington...

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Funny story: I Dated A Suicide Bomber!

I Dated A Suicide Bomber!

While studying neuroscience at Brandeis University and later at MIT it turns out that I dated a suicide bomber. On a cool October night in New England I stopped off at the MIT library for a late night research session. The neuro section was totally crowded and so I took my books and articles to the nearby self-explosives area of the physics stacks. In a moment of inattention between synapse...

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Funny story: Car bombs ordered to be more environmentally friendly

Car bombs ordered to be more environmentally friendly

The leaders of Al Queda, Hamas, Hezbollah and the Leona Lewis Fan Club have shown unusual co-operation by issuing a joint statement to their respective fanatics and murderers. From 1st September, all car bombs used by suicide and homicide bombers...

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Funny story: Radovan Karadzic Arrested But What About President George Bush?

Radovan Karadzic Arrested But What About President George Bush?

Radovan Karadzic the killer of 8,000 Moslems is a terrible man. He should be given to a Moslem government country for them to decide how he should die.

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Funny story: Job Scare At Job Centre

Job Scare At Job Centre

There were terrifying scenes of pandemonium this morning at a local Jobcentre Plus office when staff and frantic 'customers' realised that one of the jobs on the Visual Display Jobpoints was genuine.

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Funny story: Water balloon fight - 4 dead

Water balloon fight - 4 dead

France is in mourning today after an emergency response team shot dead four teenagers they mistook to be terrorists.

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Funny story: Radovan Karadzic Arrested as War Criminal; Can't be Long before Bush , Cheney and Bin Laden Get Theirs!

Radovan Karadzic Arrested as War Criminal; Can't be Long before Bush , Cheney and Bin Laden Get Theirs!

The round up of war criminals hasn't been this busy since the Nuremberg trials. Radovan Karadzic will finally stand trial for his horrendous acts of genocide and massacre. The Serbian former dictator was on the run for 12 years but now his days a...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Celebrate Rodovan Kardzic's Arrest

Al Qaeda Celebrate Rodovan Kardzic's Arrest

The Saudi Sunni Wahhabi Muslim, CIA & MI5 funded by and established by terrorist organisation known as Al Qaeda, today celebrated the arrest of Rodovan Kardzic.

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