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Funny story: SuBo: The Truth About My Breakdown

SuBo: The Truth About My Breakdown

'Britain's Got Talent' runner-up, Susan Boyle, has spoken exclusively to me revealing the truth behind her shock admission to celeb nuthouse The Priory. Boyle, 48, spoke exclusively to us revealing the sex-and-drugs tragedy that led to her sensational loss at the 'talent' contest final, and to her subsequent sensational shock admission to the clinic, the final resting place of many a celebrity...

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Funny story: Diversity Admit They Are Shit

Diversity Admit They Are Shit

Members of Diversity, the dance troupe that emerged victorious from last weekend's Britain's Got Talent competition, have acknowledged that Susan Boyle, not they, should have won the title, and that they, themselves, believe they are shit. And the...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Taken To Hospital Singing Clodagh Rogers - I'm Just A Jack In The Box

Susan Boyle Taken To Hospital Singing Clodagh Rogers - I'm Just A Jack In The Box

LONDON, UK - Britain's Got Talent loser, Susan Boyle, was seen being escorted from her Mayfair hotel by ambulance attendants as she was singing the Eurovision 1971, Clodagh Rogers hit, 'I'm Just A Jack In The Box', whilst dressed in bed sheets and a...

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Funny story: Cowell Confirms 2010 'Britain's Got' Series

Cowell Confirms 2010 'Britain's Got' Series

Sausage-factory TV talent impresario Simon Cowell has insisted that there will be another series of 'Britain's Got Issues', despite controversy and problems in the run-up to this years' Final. The 2009 show, which saw a 10-year-old girl suffer an...

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Funny story: Queen on 24/7 suicide watch after losing Susan Boyle talent bet

Queen on 24/7 suicide watch after losing Susan Boyle talent bet

London - (Frumpy Ass Mess): Hoax monarchy addict Queen Elizabeth II is under round-the-clock medical surveillance after losing a £1 million bet on her daughter Susan Boyle winning the Britain's Mein Gott! Talent contest this weekend. News of the...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle loses, news media blames Arkansas and AT&T

Susan Boyle loses, news media blames Arkansas and AT&T

London, England - Susan Boyle, the Scottish internet sensation watched by millions of people around the world, lost "Britain's Got Talent". Boyle came in second to a dance group called "Diversity" which won the title and 100,000 pounds or 159,000 dol...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Boils As She Finishes In 2nd Place

Susan Boyle Boils As She Finishes In 2nd Place

LONDON - Queen Susan of Scotland sang her stately heart out but in the end it was not enough to overcome Diversity. The 48-year-old single singing songstress from Scotland finished second in this year's edition of Britain's Got Talent. She was...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle And Hollie Steel Demand Public Enquiry Over 'Fixed' Result

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle And Hollie Steel Demand Public Enquiry Over 'Fixed' Result

There was absolute pandemonium tonight at the Britain's Got Talent final after the Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, and the Accrington singing sensation, Hollie Steel, didn't win. Both lost out to silly dance troupe, Diversity, and have n...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Placed on Mandatory 72-hour Lockdown

Susan Boyle Placed on Mandatory 72-hour Lockdown

WEST LOTHIAN, U.K. - Hatstand Celebrity Psycho Ward of West Lothian gained another inmate last night. After locking herself in a room with electric hair trimmers, Susan Boyle has been taken into custody and placed on a minimum 72-hour lockdown. A...

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Funny story: Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent

Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent

Hollie Steel, the 10-year-old crybaby, who bawled her way into the nation's hearts with her stunning performance on Britain's Got Talent last night, has been disqualified from the competition, after she tested positive for several banned substances.

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Marry Jamie Pugh and Adopt Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi

Susan Boyle To Marry Jamie Pugh and Adopt Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi

LONDON - Susan Boyle on the advice of her family physician Dr. Knowlton Buckminster has decided to slow down and smell the coffee. Boyle who has literally been on a virtual whirlwind spin since her first appearance on Britain's Got Talent has agre...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Quits Singing To Work On Dock

Susan Boyle Quits Singing To Work On Dock

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, has sensationally quit singing today, after sensationally swearing at members of the media this week. Boyle, 48, the star of Britain's Got Talent, had become so utterly pissed off with reporters following h...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Goes Missing

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Goes Missing

Consternation in north-west London today as it was revealed that troubled Jockinese crooner Susan 'Hairy Angel' Boyle has gone missing ahead of tomorrow's final. Boyle, 48 if she's a day has been facing a wave of negative publicity over the last f...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...

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Funny story: Julie Andrews Offers Susan Boyle Free Swearing Lessons

Julie Andrews Offers Susan Boyle Free Swearing Lessons

GSTAAD, Switzerland - Famed songstress, Julie Andrews has offered to give Susan Boyle free lessons in swearing. "Contrary to popular public opinion, including some publicity seeking psychologists, Susan Boyle is not having a breakdown. She is mer...

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Funny story: ATNT International Conspired vs Adam Lambert and Susan Boyle

ATNT International Conspired vs Adam Lambert and Susan Boyle

Idol and Talent may have gotten undermined on both sides of the Atlantic by a conspiracy involving ATNT International, "the dynamite of modren cell phonies". the real victims of the plot appear to be the sexsually ambivalent pair of knock out crooner...

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