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Funny story: Anglican bishops join Catholic Church saying the 'furgling' is better

Anglican bishops join Catholic Church saying the 'furgling' is better

Five bishops are to join the Roman Catholic Church under a Vatican scheme intended to provide a welcome for sexually disaffected Anglicans. The move involves three serving bishops and two retarded bishops, who say they are 'trading faiths' because...

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Funny story: Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex

Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex

An Australian Rugby League player, Joel Monaghan, has upset the Canine fraternity by posting a photo of himself simulating a sex act with a Dog, named Poopoo, on the Internet. 'It was just a bit of Aussie humour' he contested, bringing a new meani...

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Funny story: Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Survivor's Jeff Probst Admires this Season's Bikinis

Jeff Probst, hit television series host for the Survivor franchise has the unenviable task of distancing himself from contestants, especially when some of them look pretty good in a bikini. "Sometimes the distance isn't all that great", says assis...

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Funny story: 'Blow-up Barry' doll is lifelike say delighted sex shop fans

'Blow-up Barry' doll is lifelike say delighted sex shop fans

Illinois - (Ass Mess): A lifesize inflatable sex doll of President Barack Obama comes with a tantalising range of accessories after the fuct (sic) sex shop customers have said. 'Blow-up Barry' - as it has been dubbed - is pretty much lifelike down...

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Funny story: Oral Sex Leads To Intercourse Says Expert

Oral Sex Leads To Intercourse Says Expert

According to a study by Oral Lee Johnson, a specialist in sexual behavior, oral sex being carried out by teens can lead to intercourse. "I have completed stage one of my three-year-study and here's the feedback: Oral sex definitely can lead to int...

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Funny story: Doing it with girls is better than being gay, but not in a gay way

Doing it with girls is better than being gay, but not in a gay way

On Tuesday in Milan, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spoke for all world leaders everywhere, especially Brazil, France and Iran, when he said that, just because he looks at girls, inserts his penis in them, wiggles "IT" around a bit, makes o...

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Funny story: Why the French live so long: Food and Sex

Why the French live so long: Food and Sex

A study of why the French now live longer than any other nation, shows that food and sex play a major role in longevity. For the past eight months researchers have questioned France's 15,000 centenarians to learn their secret. All confessed to...

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Funny story: Romo & Favre Spotted in Switzerland, Cruising for Snow Bunnies

Romo & Favre Spotted in Switzerland, Cruising for Snow Bunnies

Both NFL quarterbacks now injured and out for the remainder of the 2010-2011 season, Tony Romo and Brett Favre reportedly rented a private Gulfstream, loaded up on pain killers and flew to Switzerland to cruise the ski resort bar circuit. Romo wit...

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Funny story: Clinton Oxford Days Confession: "I wanted to Play for Man U And Get Laid!"

Clinton Oxford Days Confession: "I wanted to Play for Man U And Get Laid!"

In a shocking revelation, excepts from a new Clinton Tell all Memoir scheduled to be published after his death, Bill claims : If I wasn't so fat, educated, and from Arkansas, I woulda signed with Man U in 1968!" In the memoir, in which the former...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...

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Funny story: Over 40, married, not interested in sex and heading for divorce

Over 40, married, not interested in sex and heading for divorce

Over 40, married, lack of interest in sex and lost intimacy. Sadly, this is the lot of many spoofers, as their partners start filing for divorce. On top of a day's work, many spoofers spend endless hours, valiantly trying to entertain the satire h...

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Funny story: Sex Problems On Their Honeymoon For 450-Pound Man, 425-Pound Bride

Sex Problems On Their Honeymoon For 450-Pound Man, 425-Pound Bride

The fire department was called out to the Higgensville Hotel in Birmingham, Alabama last night as the combined weight of a nearly 900-pound couple had caused their first sex thrust on their wedding night to go through the floor and land on a couple a...

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Funny story: US admit that infecting their enemies with sexual diseases didn't work!

US admit that infecting their enemies with sexual diseases didn't work!

The US have fumbled most of the conflicts they have entered, one only has to look at the long list of blunders over the last 70 odd years to realise that US Implerialism is not all what it's cracked up to be Failures in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq twice,...

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Funny story: UK Sex Doggers hanging their "balls" out are to be stopped by real bulls!

UK Sex Doggers hanging their "balls" out are to be stopped by real bulls!

A notorious lay-by (which they often do) in Puttenham, UK, where doggers (for our US readers = lay-by in the open for sex-starved illicit doggers!) search for all types of sex is causing much anger amongst local residents. Even school kiddies are...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Following recent revelations that Myleene Klass was offered a legally binding 'sex-contract' by an unnamed Hollywood A-Lister, Skoob Entertainment News can go one better than that. We can exclusively reveal that Scottish songbird Susan Boyle, who...

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Funny story: Posh Woman Breaks Silence - "I Am Not A Prostitute, Or A Nymphomaniac - I Am An Executive Literary Editor"

Posh Woman Breaks Silence - "I Am Not A Prostitute, Or A Nymphomaniac - I Am An Executive Literary Editor"

The posh woman from Surrey, accused by neighbours of being a prostitute, or a nymphomaniac, has finally broken her silence and revealed exclusively to Skoob News that she has absolutely nothing to hide. "I am an Executive Literary Editor and consu...

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Funny story: Posh Woman Is A Secret Nymphomaniac Say Suspicious Neighbours

Posh Woman Is A Secret Nymphomaniac Say Suspicious Neighbours

A posh woman, living in a posh UK street, somewhere in Surrey was described today by neighbours as "a secret nymphomaniac." The woman, who we cannot name for legal reasons appears to be just an ordinary neighbour going about her daily business in...

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