ALASKA- In a frantic effort to exterminate the gay community, former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin (Rep-AK) joined her church's initiation in starting to "pray away the gays". Larry Kroon, Pastor of Wasilla Bible Church, Wasilla, Alaska, reported t...
MINNEAPOLIS - Sarah Palin in town on her book signing tour came real close to getting hit by two thrown tomatoes. Palin has just signed a book with the inscription, Dear Fawn Chickasaw, Always dot your i's and cross your t's, when all of a sudden...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the dance reality show Dancing With The Stars have asked ex-governor of Alaska to appear on next seasons edition. The shows Producers Bernadette Penderlicki and Curtis Verflippet said that they spoke with Mrs. Palin fo...
Wasilla, AL - In a Facebook posting former Alaska governor Sarah Palin called Barack Obama's timetable for withdrawal from Afghanistan "artificial", saying that the timetable could prevent a US victory and make it harder for the US to quit before the...
Salt Lake Shitty - (Dem Bones Rapture): Have archaeologists found a dinosaur up Sarah Palin's ass? "We thought we'd seen it all," chuckled Alan Tightass, Palintologist with the American Bureau of Old Fossil Studies said today. "But now we're sh...
People who are just beginning to read the new Sarah Palin bestseller have a lot to look forward to, some of them really shocking, as only Sarah can shock and boy can she shock. Among the pages you will come across: Sarah won the Miss Alaska Junior contest in which nobody knew who it really was but her Mom, who recognized the mole on her bum as all contestants had to be nude with a sack over...
Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey who has done some amazing stuff imitating many stars, especially that of VP Candidate Sarah Palin, apparently flopped completely on this weekend's show at an attempt to imitate Susan Boyle. "No one told me I was goin...
In a joint statement that is being viewed as a manifesto for the "new feminism" Sara Palin and Carrie Prejean have declared "Pussies Rule" for the new generation of women. Said Palin: "The days of the glass ceiling for women is over, the days of...
Fort Wayne Indiana, Another day another Dollar General booksigning extravaganza for Sarah Palin. Mobbed by little old ladies sporting their Rush Limbaugh sweatshirts, hundreds waited in line for the chance to get their personal copies of "Alaskan...
Sarah Palin's book 'Going Rogue' has been pulled from the shelves due to a large misprint error. It seems that the intended title was supposed to be 'Going With Rouge', a more appropriate title. Word was sent out by the publishing house to thos...
Infamous celebrity Sarah Palin has announced her second novel Why I Hired a Ghostwriter - A Memoir Written by a Ghostwriter. "It explains why I acted a bit like a vamp during the election," Palin spoke to sources Tuesday. "Or at least, has the be...
Sarah Palin, not known for her ability to stick to projects for long periods of time has replaced herself with actress Tina Fey for the remainder of the bus tour. "Tina will do a great job" said Palin to a confidante, "and God knows I am sick of thes...
Today a number of self-styled Palinistas (steadfast, unthinking, unfeeling, unwavering partisans for the 'pride' of Wasilla), marched into a brick wall to prove their affinity and affection for their mentally Lilliputian leader. The Palinistas hosted...
The two most prominent females in the conservative movement continue to make big news today in dueling headlines across the country. No sooner than Palin had told Shaun Hannity on Fox News that she would be honored to have Glenn Beck as her running m...
Sarah Palin, either you love her or hate her. Either way, she stays in the public eye and is actually getting more popular everyday, from the cover of magazines to writing her new book, to resigning as Governor of Alaska. She is ridiculed and she...
PORTLAND OR - According to my source, Mr. Watson, IBM (ittybitty machine corporation) has produced a computer program that is smarter than a cat. When they tested it using an IQ test, the cat failed completely, unable to even hold the pencil. The...
Juneau, Alaska - (Kitty Litter): Poison pen specialist Kitty Kelly was laughing all the way to her First Carpetbaggers Bank of Prudhoe Bay safety deposit box today. A seven figure banker's draft from publisher HarpyCollins guarantees one of the be...
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