Recently conducted research into Abortion Attitude has revealed significant differences between Democrats and Republicans: Democrats define life as beginning at birth. For Republicans, life begins when the kid finally moves away from home - for the last time. Democrats want to abort before birth. Republicans wait to abort until after getting the kid's first college tuition bill. Democra...
Republicans laugh in response to humor, while Democrats laugh for more...interesting reasons. Republicans, sadly, laugh in response to humor that makes fun of race, gender, financial status, golf scores, lack of golf club membership, lack of a driver with one of the new impressively enormous heads (the golf club, not your chauffer, you country club type!). And they laugh at lack of golf clubs,...
In a surprising and last minute change to the Republican bid for the 2008 Presidency, former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair was announced as Sarah Palin's replacement for Vice President on the McCain ticket. The transition from Palin to Blair wa...
Repuffs, a new cereal hit the breakfast tables of America's heartland today with a bowl of truth. Republicans hope Repuffs will help bolster the vote for the McCain-Palin ticket. Repuffs is packed with strong nutrients for Seniors and an all n...
Ok, I'm an independent, but if I were a Republican I'd vote for the Democrats come November. That is, if I really, really loved my political party. Why? I can't think of a worse time to lead this nation. The mess we're in will take years to clean up. And cleaning is such a thankless job, so why not let the Democrats do it. They're good at it. So, Republicans, listen up. Take tha...
It wasn't long ago that the Republican Party (Senator McCain included) endorsed every bill put before it by the Bush administration. Those days are long gone. American taxpayers woke up one day and felt their wallets lighter, slimmer. The cost...
Texas Congressman Ron Paul finally conceded the Republican Nomination to Senator John McCain, six weeks after his party's national convention. Paul was the first man to enter the race and is apparently also the last to leave. Even when McCain sec...
Scientific analysis of studies of prominent political figures conducted over twenty years representing liberal and conservative philosophies and coincidentally Democrat and Republican tendencies. Obvious genetic, physical and intellectual charact...
Republican Party potential VP candidate Sarah Palin did it again in the glare of the cameras today when she announced to the world that she is to have a Brazilian Wax. The Alaskan governor knows how to milk the media, and this latest stunt is sure...
The Republicant party has had so much buyer's regret over their purchase of small town Mayor Sarah Palin that they borrowed Al Gore's 2000 lock box to keep her from the press, the American people and the half of Alaska that hates her. Realizing t...
Washington,DC/TheSpoof.com - Presidential candidate Barack Obama displayed his superb culinary capabilities with his deft new recipe to explain the Double Fannie /Freddie Cheese Melt...And it's a WHOPPER! Joined by Democratic financial Hi-Rollers...
Sarah Palin, the Republican VP candidate, has been the victim of hackers who have infiltrated her Yahoo email account and obtained private information about the Alaska Governor. A group calling itself Anonymous has claimed responsibility. One...
Republicant actuarial experts recommended to the VP vetters that their choice had a 90% chance of being one of the few VP's to take the Presidential oath of office in close proximity to a dead US Commander in chief. With that golden Chicken nugg...
As the Fringe rips from Heroes, so too the Republicants have plagiarized Democrat child messiah Obama and the great white female hope Hillary. Republicant campaign commercials have played on popular TV with slogans like: "Save the runner-up beauty qu...
Republican nobody Sarah Palin isn't really a nobody at all, it has been revealed. For Sarah is, in real life, none other than the revered former writer from TheSpoof.com, Gnarly Erik! 'Erik', who wrote some 9081 stories for TheSpoof.com, before he...
Statistics seem to prove that when a person walks out on his first wife because she is in a wheel chair, that POW is more likely to become a Republicant superstar. At first glance, one might think that because Republicant Papa Bush could pass the...
A bidding war broke out over the Republican National Convention video footage between the live in the past History Channel and the look to the heavens Christian broadcasting Network. History Channel rep Neander Thralled said that the McCain Conve...
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