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Funny story: Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive

A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton has Sex Change

Paris Hilton has Sex Change

Paris Hilton recently revealed she's under going a series of operations and when she's finished she'll legally be a man.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sextape: A CIA Plot

Paris Hilton Sextape: A CIA Plot

The latest Paris Hilton rude vid has been exposed as a set up by the CIA, it was revealed today.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton hospitalized for Boredom

Paris Hilton hospitalized for Boredom

The Spoof!'s invasive video cameras recorded it all. The grizzly (although it wasn't grizzly it was more gradual than violent but the editors said the story needed punching up, whatever that is) moments of Paris Hiltons' descent into bore...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton changes Amen to Gaymen

Paris Hilton changes Amen to Gaymen

When someone sneezes the polite thing to say has been "Amen", no longer according to Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Number 11: Britney Spears Belching. Paris Hilton Sucking. Dane Cook Gets Dissed!

Ed-E-torial Number 11: Britney Spears Belching. Paris Hilton Sucking. Dane Cook Gets Dissed!

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #11. Or as we like to call it: "The one where George "Wheelchair" Bush takes on George W. Bush."...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Paris Hilton Makes a Dress Like Lily, in the Dark

Plastic-headed wanabee, Paris Hilton, has decided to copy the success of the UK's Lily Allen, by making her own dresses, and writing songs, just like Lily. But she must have made this d...

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Funny story: Porn and Pancakes Breakfast Draws Celebrities

Porn and Pancakes Breakfast Draws Celebrities

A church in a small New York town that intended to have a pancake breakfast denouncing porn has had the opposite affect. When people read that there was a "Porn and Pancakes" breakfast at a local church, things begin to get out of hand. Within fi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton has Breast Reduction Op!

Paris Hilton has Breast Reduction Op!

Paris Hilton, the skinny, boobless, airheaded heiress, whose sole contribution to world culture is the exploits of her vagina, has had a breast reduction operation.

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Funny story: Construction work begins on Paris Hilton

Construction work begins on Paris Hilton

There was confusion today, as a new wing was due to be built onto the Paris Hilton hotel in downtown Paris. But builders misunderstood and have begun assembling scaffolding on Paris Hilton, the skinny talentless heiress.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Advice To George Bush After State Of Union: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"

Paris Hilton's Advice To George Bush After State Of Union: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"

(Los Angeles--CA) The Simple Life star Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement to President Bush after his State of the Union address. "I may not be the brightest bulb in the drawer," said Hilton, "but even I can see th...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton's deep secret revealed

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton's deep secret revealed

Recently speculation ran rampant in the paparazzi community as to what Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were doing associating together. They're BFF image was just so unlikely, it didn't mesh well with people.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.

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Funny story: Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.

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Funny story: Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

It is a tradition as old as time to make New Year's Resolutions that will not last much past January. As in year's past, Hollywood's personalities, along with government officials, have released their resolutions for the new year: The Spoof has g...

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