Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice. "I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...
Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.
A man in Italy who made a perfect replica of the Paris Hilton using his toenails has been caught on the Spanish coast taking photos of sun bathers feet. It is claimed he would creep up on bathers and take pictures of there feet while they slept.
Paris Hilton recently revealed she's under going a series of operations and when she's finished she'll legally be a man.
The latest Paris Hilton rude vid has been exposed as a set up by the CIA, it was revealed today.
The Spoof!'s invasive video cameras recorded it all. The grizzly (although it wasn't grizzly it was more gradual than violent but the editors said the story needed punching up, whatever that is) moments of Paris Hiltons' descent into bore...
When someone sneezes the polite thing to say has been "Amen", no longer according to Paris Hilton.
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #11. Or as we like to call it: "The one where George "Wheelchair" Bush takes on George W. Bush."...
Plastic-headed wanabee, Paris Hilton, has decided to copy the success of the UK's Lily Allen, by making her own dresses, and writing songs, just like Lily. But she must have made this d...
A church in a small New York town that intended to have a pancake breakfast denouncing porn has had the opposite affect. When people read that there was a "Porn and Pancakes" breakfast at a local church, things begin to get out of hand. Within fi...
Paris Hilton, the skinny, boobless, airheaded heiress, whose sole contribution to world culture is the exploits of her vagina, has had a breast reduction operation.
There was confusion today, as a new wing was due to be built onto the Paris Hilton hotel in downtown Paris. But builders misunderstood and have begun assembling scaffolding on Paris Hilton, the skinny talentless heiress.
(Los Angeles--CA) The Simple Life star Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement to President Bush after his State of the Union address. "I may not be the brightest bulb in the drawer," said Hilton, "but even I can see th...
Recently speculation ran rampant in the paparazzi community as to what Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were doing associating together. They're BFF image was just so unlikely, it didn't mesh well with people.
WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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